Litians! How many times have you came in y our life?!

[Ravenloft]

I have masturbated since I was nine, at least once a week... I'm 24 now... even once a weak, lets see... 365 days a year right?
Thats a potential of 38,325 orgasms... at one a day, now, not even I did that many... It has always been more than once a week though.... on average... So... using the 'once a week' average I am at... Lets see...

26,827.5 orgasm's in my life.

"That is alot of spunk lol"

OMG! And about how much sperm in each load on average?!

Seriously all, calc up an average of how many times you have cum in your life, this would make for an interesting thread!!!

And if anyone can tell me what the average male sperm count is... I can get that number too!!!

GOODY!

Oh, ladies! We wanna hear your total orgasm's as well!!!!!!

 

[Beebeeblue]

Geesh Ravenloft, I think you need some serious sleep. And soon.

 

[Valdimer]

To many times to count dude.

I lost track after around age 13, then I just didnt give a shit anymore, lol.

Oh yea, 2 time a day habit.

 

[Ravenloft]

Sobered up, now I can give a kinder, more gentler, more accurate estimate...

I have had ATLEAST 780 orgasm's in my life... I am sure its more, but that was using the once a week average...

Out of a total of 5,475 possible times, if it were once a day...

*Shrugging* Thats still a hell of a lot of spunk...

Does anyone know what an average male's sperm count is supposed to be? I wanna know, on average how many little swimmies I have wasted. Heheh!

Val... 6,570+ orgasm's? You bloody liar!

 

[Renegade]

Ravenloft

For some reason, this thread reminds me of one this guest named Jason Faught did way back in late '99. Do you happen to know the little wanker?

And I'm guessing that I'm somewhere around yours and Vals number. Didn't start doing it as early as you did, but I've been making up for lost time, I assure you of that! heheh

 

[Basia]

Wow, Ravenloft. I am no where as experenced with orgasms as even a sober you is...

I never expermented with masterbation, hell, I still havn't... And I've only had one sexual partner, but are little romps are irratic...


I would say maybe 50... give or take a few.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

wow

Let's see, 51 years old and using probably 13 when I discovered spanking that little devil was so much fun. 38 years of yanking and doing the wild thing is about 13,870 days or 1981 weeks.
Then going with an average of twice a week which is probably a little low makes it 3962 wonderful orgasms.
I cannot remember any that were not wonderful even with my first wife. LOL

 

[*bratcat*]

It is just WAY too early in the morning...

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Ravenloft

For some reason, this thread reminds me of one this guest named Jason Faught did way back in late '99. Do you happen to know the little wanker?

And I'm guessing that I'm somewhere around yours and Vals number. Didn't start doing it as early as you did, but I've been making up for lost time, I assure you of that! heheh

Yeah, I remember that greasy fucker... Whataslimebag! Glad we got rid of him! Har har har!

Yeah, but I still taught you eveything you know Ren... Everything...

 

[Ravenloft]

Wow, Ravenloft. I am no where as experenced with orgasms as even a sober you is...

I never expermented with masterbation, hell, I still havn't... And I've only had one sexual partner, but are little romps are irratic...


I would say maybe 50... give or take a few.

*Blushing* I do my best Basia...

Hmm... Basia... Yep, I like that name...

Lets compare it to my other favorite word...

Moist... Basia... Moist...

...Basia...

*weg*

It is a shame that you didn't give masturbation a try... I mean, it certainly helps one know what gets them off... But I guess its not for everyone... *Shrugging*

Irratic... Thats a good word... Hmm... Lets try this again...

Moist... Irratic... Basia...

Mmm!

Fifty? Only fifty?

*Standing atop a hill, dressed like an indian, a single tear rolling down my cheek.*

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: wow

Let's see, 51 years old and using probably 13 when I discovered spanking that little devil was so much fun. 38 years of yanking and doing the wild thing is about 13,870 days or 1981 weeks.
Then going with an average of twice a week which is probably a little low makes it 3962 wonderful orgasms.
I cannot remember any that were not wonderful even with my first wife. LOL

*Saluting with respect*

I'll catch up to you, ya old coot! Just watch your back!

Muahahaha!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: It is just WAY too early in the morning...

to even contemplate this equation...

Thats okay Bratcat, just come back when you feel more awake. enquiring minds want to know.

 

[ohiobbw]

Down with math!

I have no idea!

 

[Cirrus]

Someone else can figure it out, but....

I was 12 I think when I started masturbating, and did it once a day, sometimes more for a while, maybe 3 years. Then I dropped off to 2-3 times a week up until about 4 years ago, and from then on around once a week, maybe twice. Since I've been on the Pill, my libido has gone down the shitter for the bulk of the month, so maybe 3 times a month or so lately.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I started masturbating at 16. So 10 and a half years. I figure on at least three orgasms a week, and that's very conservative. 10 would not be unusual. 10.5 x 52 x 3 = 1638, give or take.



Cirrus - crucial detail: how old are you now?

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Started masturbating at age 11, so I'd say 3 times a week for 21 yrs. As far as orgasms during sexual relations, I was married to a complete dud for 10 yrs. So prolly an orgasm 3 times a month w/ him. In college, pretty intense lover, atleast 4 times a week for 2 years (plus my 3 alone).

Add this up:

Masturbating 3 times a week for 21 yrs = 3276

Marital (non) relations = 360

College heat = 416
------------------------------------

grand total of 4052 (of course my math could be wrong, this felt like I was balancing my checkbook )

Somehow, although I am older, I feel inexperienced compared to Ravenloft, Vald and Renegade. *sigh*

 

[Ravenloft]

BWUL!

This is a blast! I love it!!!

 

[Renegade]

BWUL!

This is a blast! I love it!!!

That's what most say after stroking the one eyed snake for awhile.

 

[Basia]

*Blushing* I do my best Basia...

Hmm... Basia... Yep, I like that name...

Lets compare it to my other favorite word...

Moist... Basia... Moist...

...Basia...

*weg*

It is a shame that you didn't give masturbation a try... I mean, it certainly helps one know what gets them off... But I guess its not for everyone... *Shrugging*

Irratic... Thats a good word... Hmm... Lets try this again...

Moist... Irratic... Basia...

Mmm!

Fifty? Only fifty?

*Standing atop a hill, dressed like an indian, a single tear rolling down my cheek.*

*watching the loincloth clad Ravenloft... wondering if he knows how windy it is out...*

 

[Ravenloft]

*looking down.*

Me say much wind exposes slithery snake...

Me say much wompum required!

Wompum with me Basia?

BWUL!!!

 

[Guest]

6570 in about 6 years...



*runs out of the thread*

 

[Aussie Worm]

I've been doing it for 7 years since I was 14. I usually only do it about 3 or 4 times a month. So i guess anywhere from 200 to 400 times. I'm not as much of a wanker as people say i am

 

[Ravenloft]

365 x 7...

2,555

Thats once every day...

6,643

Is how many if you came 2.6 times a day...

.6? Is that like "an almost there, but not quite..."?

Or... "Shit the phones ringing, oh, there I went... I missed it... Drats..."???

 

[Guest]

365 x 7...

2,555

Thats once every day...

6,643

Is how many if you came 2.6 times a day...

.6? Is that like "an almost there, but not quite..."?

Or... "Shit the phones ringing, oh, there I went... I missed it... Drats..."???

lmao
remind me to change that to 6 years... lol wasn't paying attention to my numbers

 

[Ravenloft]

Still...

Thats three times EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!

Talk about dedication folks! Wow!

Hey Val! She must have Nimble fingers!!!

What do YOU think?!