Literotica?

[guy4hornywomen]

Very arty farty!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Look!

Noob!!

 

[Laurel]

My cunt, my twat, my tits, my ass
Mean that I'm no dude, I have a gash.

She held me with her glittering eye--
As I sat oh so still,
"I'm not a newb," she did reply.
Up my neck there crept a chill.

"I do remember Ladyfunk
And her oh-so-perfect tits.
Gypsyswitch the Phone Sex Queen
And when lux would bear her bits.

"Dolf's poodle boinking the English bastard
Dear Rory's whopping member
Jennifer Kaye and Killswitch's day
These things I do remember."

 

[Laurel]

I could actually. brb

yay!!!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Or...


SPITTEROTICA!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qE2WrtpMC_c/UhjxsqNMBhI/AAAAAAAACIY/h_K3bh-OkBM/s640/elissaspitting.gif

How do you taste, Dr. Bloom? Sweet, I bet. I bet you got a taste of him, too. Spitters are quitters, and you don't strike me as a quitter. - Mason Verger "Hannibal" season 3 episode 5

 

[Jennifer]

She held me with her glittering eye--
As I sat oh so still,
"I'm not a newb," she did reply.
Up my neck there crept a chill.

"I do remember Ladyfunk
And her oh-so-perfect tits.
Gypsyswitch the Phone Sex Queen
And when lux would bear her bits.

"Dolf's poodle boinking the English bastard
Dear Rory's whopping member
Jennifer Kaye and Killswitch's day
These things I do remember."

I am so out of my league, it's embarrassing.

 

[SkAoUt]

She held me with her glittering eye--
As I sat oh so still,
"I'm not a newb," she did reply.
Up my neck there crept a chill.

"I do remember Ladyfunk
And her oh-so-perfect tits.
Gypsyswitch the Phone Sex Queen
And when lux would bear her bits.

"Dolf's poodle boinking the English bastard
Dear Rory's whopping member
Jennifer Kaye and Killswitch's day
These things I do remember."

I don't remember half that shit.

I do remember Rory had a sense of humour at one time. I wish I took screen shots of his ms paint thread lampooning of pompous literoticans.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't remember half that shit.

I do remember Rory had a sense of humour at one time. I wish I took screen shots of his ms paint thread lampooning of pompous literoticans.

Those are for sale at the front desk.

 

[Jennifer]

Those are for sale at the front desk.

It says here in the advertisement that each one I buy comes with a free ass hook.

Available in S, M, L. Is there, perhaps, an XXL just laying around? I'm asking for a

friend.

 

[Disgustipated]

I don't remember half that shit.

I do remember Rory had a sense of humour at one time. I wish I took screen shots of his ms paint thread lampooning of pompous literoticans.

That was a fantastic thread.

 

[cleaver]

always happy to take
cash
credit
or a
po...

the more things change
the more we have indeed missed...

 

[bronzeage]

Tough room.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Oh, I remember you.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2014/05/288f143c98.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

Pink Starfish.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Pink Starfish.

I knew it!