Literotica Whorehouse: Now Open

[Marxist]

It's Friday night and you and the boys on the town:

Who of our considerable female contingent would you part with hard earned dollars to sleep with and how much would you pay?

















did i mention that i've had waaay too much to drink tonight?

 

[seXieleXie]

i think you should start the bidding Marxist

 

[koalabear]

Where's that chick with the green ass.......i'm feeling a little froggy!

 

[JazzManJim]

The ones I would most earnestly desire couldn't be bought. No way, no how.

They know who they are...at least one or two, perhaps.

 

[LRC]

Where's that chick with the green ass.......i'm feeling a little froggy!

You just want the tongue .........

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'll bid $0.50 for that flaming monk you've got there.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

So MANY sexy women! So LITTLE money and time!

(sits over in the corner sulking and nursing his scotch)

 

[Marxist]

I'll bid $0.50 for that flaming monk you've got there.

Hey, freedom's not free. He couldn't be bought at any price. 50 cents will get you a bag of rice.......





OK, I'll start the bidding at $50 to slap the shit out of Myst's ass and replace that old handprint with a new one!

 

[Mistress]

LOL!

Oh my gawd! You mean we're suppose to get paid?

 

[Wanderer D]

Aw hell. Cat's outta the bag now...

 

[Mistress]

LMAO!

/edit on

WARNING, this post belongs under LRC's! Hmm under...oh yeah

 

[LRC]

Re: LOL!

Oh my gawd! You mean we're suppose to get paid?

union, union, union, union ...........

 

[bluntforcemama]

Why WOULD freedom be free? It's not humanly intrinsic.

 

[Rick DeVille]

How come we've got fucking politics in a whorehouse?

I just got paid ladies and I'm back from 6 weeks on an oil rig!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm back from 6 weeks on an oil rig!

Sounds like you'd be able to fuck all weekend. Put your money away baby and come to Reno.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Sounds like you'd be able to fuck all weekend. Put your money away baby and come to Reno.

You mean I can fuck and gamble?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yep. We offer all of the major adult entertainments here. Although, I can't think of a place where you'd be able to do both at once.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ah... the slope.

We're supposed to pay for sex? Or pay me for sex? I'm not getting it.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Yep. We offer all of the major adult entertainments here. Although, I can't think of a place where you'd be able to do both at once.

I always gamble when I fuck

 

[Rick DeVille]

Ah... the slope.

We're supposed to pay for sex? Or pay me for sex? I'm not getting it.

well, ok, if you insist, if you have to pay. For you, 5 cents and I'm yours

 

[Rubyfruit]

I always gamble when I fuck

What, you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet?

 

[Rick DeVille]

What, you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet?

You are kidding, right? Why the fuck would I do that?


Shit, maybe that's why I got so many kids