Phoenyx
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Sexual Marketing 101
You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot chick. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a hot chick. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten her neckline brushing your chest lightly against her back, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a hot chick. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a hot chick. You talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be a hot chick in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam.
You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot chick. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a hot chick. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten her neckline brushing your chest lightly against her back, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a hot chick. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a hot chick. You talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be a hot chick in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam.
