Literotica-The next Daytime Drama.

[Melody_lane]

I was thinking about how Lit is so much like a soap. You've got your unbelievable stories, your cat fights, your steamy sex, and your Matriarch-thank you Laurel. There are the people that you love, and the people that you love to hate. I won't name names.
If you are gone for awhile, it is equivalent to missing episodes...everything's changed. There are a slew of newbies to hate...er I mean get aquainted with, and the oldies are all fucking(with) new(bies) people.
Only difference is instead of people coming back having had amnesia, they come back as someone else altogether, and usually of the opposite sex.


So, stay tuned for the next exciting, lustfilled episode of All My Literoticans.



[Edited by Melody_lane on 08-17-2000 at 08:44 AM]

 

[scylis]

as long as Susan Lucci doesn't show up, the i can't wait!

 

[Jeff726]

LOL @ Madam Melody

You have made me think this could somehow actually happen!
God forbid we have a Literotica version of Dallas. "Who shot Lasher?" would be the top storyline there.

How about a Lit version of ER? DCL would play the same part as George Clooney. Ahh hell forget it. Me and my wacko ideas.

 

[scylis]

a Lit version of ER?
now THERE'S a hospital i'd go to!!!

 

[Endlessly]

Woo hoo!

Personally, I'm lookinf forward to the large amounts of sponge baths..

Hey, in all actuality, I'm waiting for Dixon to tell us he's done a guest spot for ER. Well?

 

[scylis]

hehehe
i hope i get helped by that Nurse Melody Lane.. i hear she's absolutly stunning...

and do tell!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can I be that cool chick from LA Law? You know, the cool one with the hair. Please? Pretty please with caster sugar on top and a smidge of cinnamon?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

This board is better than any soap I have ever seen. It has everything.

I will definatly stay tuned for more.

Bonnie

 

[Melody_lane]

hehehe
Nurse Melody Lane.. i hear she's absolutly stunning...

Where'd you hear that? Whoever said it deserves a kiss-ala miss melody!

(Working up to Mistress )

 

[Jeff726]

I said it! Kiss me baby I am Irish and sexy to boot.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

WOOOO HOOOOO! Sending out one big Kiss for Jeff!

Bonnie

 

[Skitten]

The soaps of Literotica totally cool I would go to the Er hospital too, As long as Dixon was the Doctor there ohhh.

LMAO Cool thread guys

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gimme a hunka, hunka, burning love -- STAT!

 

[Nicole]

LMAO @ DCL.

I like the the feel of it all.

Literotica of our Lives ...

Endlessly and Dixon .... she keeps getting killed and comming back ... he is always there for her ... loving her until the end. Trying to move on with his life but forever having those stupid playback scenes in his mind.

Angelique and Xander, forever preparing for that wedding that no doubt someone will stand at the crucial point and say "He is the Father of my Children". To which the guests all gasp and whisper "I just knew something was going on between them".

SS and Ollie...she's the atty that keeps him outa hot water from all the sexual harrassment suits that have been filed against him.

Hecate and ShyGuy...she's the woman who keeps him on a short leash...amongst other things.

Lasher and Siren...both obnoxiously quarreling with the constant threat of divorce.

Deborah and Flagg, the fighting started when he came out of the closet about being a crossdresser. But love blossemed along the way (Please don't hurt me you two).

Bonnie Wee Lassie and Jeff, him so desperate to loose his virginity ... Her teasing him until he has to go and Find another woman to cheat with.

Rosebud and Slut_boy, she has all those White Panties that need the attention that only he can provide.

Thummper and Naked Hunny, They found each other amongst the Carrots and Have lived happily ever after.

Wizard and Skitten, the only pair that truly love each other. They run the local pub, and watch the rest of our lives unfold.

Nicole and Havoc, the town takes pleasure in gossiping about there so called affair ... her being the town slut ... him being the leader of the DOL.

Jade and Mensa, Both feeding of the others intelligence. They have four children all of whom are extremly smart and intelligent ... although they have no idea there oldest Daughter is actually sleeping with her cousin.

Laurel and Manu, Happily running the whole show, but not knowing who is ready to pounce and attack their beloved children, Harold and Maude.

Never and Tiggs, Found each other one balmy night on the beach and found that they did indeed have alot in comman. Although they keep the local Battery shop in great business, they haven't been seen as of late ... last report was that their neighbour Ezzie had heard lots of moaning and crying.

Whispersecret and Weird Harold, constant best sellers. The only two in town who are married, but have never had sex because they both work so damn hard on their writing.

Handy Andy and Cheyenne, he the local Tattoo designer, her the expert on Magic Lotion, found each other one day in the Drug Store, Have been seen around town in compromising situations.



I would like to thank Angelique for her wonderful help putting this together. We only hope that you enjoy it as much as we did putting it together. Please do not read any further into this than it being a little fun.

 

[Skitten]

Angelique and Nikki;
Totally cool I love the soap opera of our board. It is just wonderful you guys are totally awesome funny as hell loved it. Awesome guys you did a wonderful job putting it all together cool.

 

[Nicole]

Thank-you so very much Skitten that means alot comming from the local Pub owner you know.

Hey Angel I know you just got kicked but look babe a compliment.

 

[Angelique]

Damn ISP...yep Nikki, I got thrown offline, but I'm here now.

Thanks Skitten...does that mean that Nikki and I get free drinks from the pub owners now?

 

[Endlessly]

Ooooh, you mean I get to die? And more than once? That's any actress' dream!

*strikes a dying pose*

Help.. I, uh, need mouth-to-mouth..

 

[Lasher]

Hehehehe......

Lasher and Siren...

Hey, Nicole... WHAT THE FU.... oops!!!

 

[Siren]

Ok LASHER.........

 

[Nicole]

Exactly why we put you two together LMAO But we should have added ... with him having an affair on the side with the gorgeous Model Lovely Latina, and her finding what she needs from the quite Carl East.


Quick DCL help Endlessly would you, can't you see she needs some mouth to mouth. After all you are the love of her live.

But seriously, it is like watching a soap opera around here ... I think that is what keeps some of us comming back.

 

[Never]

Great work Angel and Nikki! I loved every second of your casting call. Oh my, time to buy a subscription to Literotica Weekly so I can always know what happening with my 'stories'.

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[Nicole]

I don't even want to apply for that job Never ... Can you imagine with the speed of this board how often that would change???

I'll stick to having the fun that I have and watching and learning from everyone else.

I have to say that Angel and I had real fun doing this though. We might update it at some stage and add others if you would all like that.

 

[April]

Oh, Nicole, sweetie. I would love that. The list was great. I didn't make it, but if you and Angelique are going to do an update, maybe next time? LOL

 

[Never]

Easy, cheesey.
April and Expertise.. April has fallen deeply in love with this mysterious stranger, but will a dark secret from Expertise past be enough to tear the two apart?