Literotica Stories with Funny errors...

[elsol]

Not putting anyone down... this one was too priceless not to share.

He could see her unencumbered breasts giggle as she walked, telling him that she didn't have a bra on.

For a second, I thought that was a truly original way of saying that...

I'd love to see any other gems.

Attack of the laughing breastusus!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[TheEarl]

I once ran a story through several edits and editors and it was only just as I'd c&ped it into the textbox, ready for submission, that I noticed I'd written about "the hard wooden flaw feeling cold against her feet."

The Earl

 

[elsol]

I once ran a story through several edits and editors and it was only just as I'd c&ped it into the textbox, ready for submission, that I noticed I'd written about "the hard wooden flaw feeling cold against her feet."

The Earl

Okay that's freaking hilarious!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Not from Lit, but when I was in 8th grade we all had to write stories to read to the class. Michael H. got up and read a story about a monster with nine long testacles. It picked someone up in its mighty testicle and threw him to the ground.

Half of us were hysterical and half the class had no idea.

The teacher finally told him that the word was "tentacle".

 

[TheEarl]

Not from Lit, but when I was in 8th grade we all had to write stories to read to the class. Michael H. got up and read a story about a monster with nine long testacles. It picked someone up in its mighty testicle and threw him to the ground.

Half of us were hysterical and half the class had no idea.

The teacher finally told him that the word was "tentacle".

<laughing> thank you Dr, that's set me up for the day.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

I turned in a high school essay with "pubic area" instead of "public area."

(It was a sure sign of things to come.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

All I can share is the time when a class mate of mine were required to read from the textbook about "living organisms"...


You're smut writers, you can imagine what came out of the guy's mouth...

 

[BlackShanglan]

I enjoyed a story in which the nobles were at war with the pheasants. It's certainly an interesting take on English history.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This reminds me od something that happened to me a long time ago. A girl I went to high school with was recounting to some of us how the coach had scolded some of boys in the gym for using "profound" language. I wanted to make fun of her for the error, then it occured to me, at our school, it may very well have happened that way.

 

[kendo1]

I enjoyed a story in which the nobles were at war with the pheasants. It's certainly an interesting take on English history.

My father's a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers' son
It's pleasant plucking pheasants
Cause pheasant pluckings fun.

 

[TheEarl]

All I can share is the time when a class mate of mine were required to read from the textbook about "living organisms"...


You're smut writers, you can imagine what came out of the guy's mouth...

The most famous Freudian slip in British television history:

- "I'll have an O please, Bob"
- "What O is the name of a type of single-celled bacteria?"
- "Orgasm."

How Bob Holness kept a straight face, I will never know. The poor guy hadn't even got the correct answer either!

The Earl