Literotica Rendevous & Relocation Fund

[sweetnpetite]

OH! I hear such good things about Austrailia.

IF I could go somewhere, I'd really want to go everywhere.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I want a lovely country house in Eastern Europe, where rent boys come over and do all the housework and other stuff for me. Of course they won't speak much English and they'll just smile and nod all the time.

 

[cloudy]

I want a lovely country house in Eastern Europe, where rent boys come over and do all the housework and other stuff for me. Of course they won't speak much English and they'll just smile and nod all the time.

Brazil. *nods*

 

[matriarch]

A small, old, white-washed cottage in the Scottish Highlands...possibly a small secluded Island. But geese used to desert temperatures would freeze their feathers off up there in winter.....we'd have to find cheap ways to keep warm......now that I'm unemployed.



Or a small thatched cottage, way out in a typical English village, or maybe in the New Forest.

Perfect.

 

[yui]

A small, old, white-washed cottage in the Scottish Highlands...possibly a small secluded Island. But geese used to desert temperatures would freeze their feathers off up there in winter.....we'd have to find cheap ways to keep warm......now that I'm unemployed.



Or a small thatched cottage, way out in a typical English village, or maybe in the New Forest.

Perfect.

I'm so there. But down heating is kind of mean, what with the goose and all.

Love, love, love the Highlands. Or at least the idea of buff men in kilts.

But I want to go to Halong Bay and float in the green sea, too.

 

[mlady_france]

You and I would kidnap a few of our favorite AHers and live in a windswept cottage next to the sea in Ireland, where we would write and drink wine. We would all raise L as our own.

Alternately, we would hire a kick-ass nanny for L and buy a villa in Tuscany, where we would have affairs with bisexual Italian twinks who speak little English and are only interested in sex, not commitment.

Okay, I was going to plead "some one ship my ass to Ireland". Now I think I'll just hope that I'm one of the ones on your "AHers to kidnap" list.

But seriously, I've always wanted to live in an old castle by the shore in Ireland. Live on the same land that my faimly did so many years ago. And I would so play dress up every day.