Literotica Rendevous & Relocation Fund

[OhMissScarlett]

The earlier thread about stressed parents got me thinking. Seems like a lot of us would take a little vacation or simply disappear in the dead of night never to be seen again. Where would you go? How much would it cost to make your wish come true? Do you need a good divorce lawyer of just a full tank of gas? Don't worry, we won't breathe a word to anybody. Donations accepted via Paypal.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You and I would kidnap a few of our favorite AHers and live in a windswept cottage next to the sea in Ireland, where we would write and drink wine. We would all raise L as our own.

Alternately, we would hire a kick-ass nanny for L and buy a villa in Tuscany, where we would have affairs with bisexual Italian twinks who speak little English and are only interested in sex, not commitment.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You and I would kidnap a few of our favorite AHers and live in a windswept cottage next to the sea in Ireland, where we would write and drink wine. We would all raise L as our own.

Alternately, we would hire a kick-ass nanny for L and buy a villa in Tuscany, where we would have affairs with bisexual Italian twinks who speak little English and are only interested in sex, not commitment.

It works for me. I think we need a horse trailer.

 

[rgraham666]

A year round cottage on a small lake in Central Ontario.

Nice sandy beach. Listening to the loons at night in the summer. Watching the Aurora Borealis in the winter.

Sigh. Heaven.

 

[pop_54]

You and I would kidnap a few of our favorite AHers and live in a windswept cottage next to the sea in Ireland, where we would write and drink wine. We would all raise L as our own.

Alternately, we would hire a kick-ass nanny for L and buy a villa in Tuscany, where we would have affairs with bisexual Italian twinks who speak little English and are only interested in sex, not commitment.

Count me in... I'll even learn broken English if it helps.

 

[minsue]

Anywhere away from here.

Even better if I can kidnap a loverly redhead and take her with me.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Count me in... I'll even learn broken English if it helps.

I think I already speak broken English.

 

[pop_54]

I think I already speak broken English.

Me too, I think it's the Stella.

 

[SeaCat]

A small cabin on the shore of a lake deep in the mountains. Southern Mountains if you please.

Cat

 

[pop_54]

Anywhere away from here.

Even better if I can kidnap a loverly redhead and take her with me.

Hmm... now where's that wig and old frock from last yrs hunt ball. Lo Min

 

[OhMissScarlett]

For Rob, we'll come visit ya in the summer.

There is a town in north Ontario,
With dream comfort memory to spare,
And in my mind I still need a place to go,
All my changes were there.

Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us

Helpless, helpless, helpless
Baby can you hear me now?
The chains are locked and tied across the door,
Baby, sing with me somehow.

Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us

Helpless, helpless, helpless.

 

[minsue]

Hmm... now where's that wig and old frock from last yrs hunt ball. Lo Min

If ya find it, Pops, lemme know.

Lovely to see you, as always.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I don't want to go far. I just want a few hundred acres with a nice farm house here in Ky.

I might have a couple of LIT refugee candidates that are interested in joining me in the farm house, but there's always room for more. Feel free to bring kids, pets, or whatever. We'll turn it into the Southeastern Branch of the LIT refugee society.

Hurry and get your name on the list before it becomes a waiting list to get in. Space is limited.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't want to go far. I just want a few hundred acres with a nice farm house here in Ky.

I might have a couple of LIT refugee candidates that are interested in joining me in the farm house, but there's always room for more. Feel free to bring kids, pets, or whatever. We'll turn it into the Southeastern Branch of the LIT refugee society.

Hurry and get your name on the list before it becomes a waiting list to get in. Space is limited.

Super, it can be like a halfway house for fugitive porn writers.
I love it!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Isolation seems to be a common theme here... is everyone else as surly as I am?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Isolation seems to be a common theme here... is everyone else as surly as I am?

Yes, I get annoyed when anyone but the mailman rings my doorbell.

 

[sophia jane]

I don't want to go far. I just want a few hundred acres with a nice farm house here in Ky.

I might have a couple of LIT refugee candidates that are interested in joining me in the farm house, but there's always room for more. Feel free to bring kids, pets, or whatever. We'll turn it into the Southeastern Branch of the LIT refugee society.

Hurry and get your name on the list before it becomes a waiting list to get in. Space is limited.

I'm already on the list, right? I think it's a brilliant idea.

SJ

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, I get annoyed when anyone but the mailman rings my doorbell.

That's funny, 'cause you were the one who actually christened me the prince of surly. Bwahahaha! I've brought you over to the dark side.

Seriously, at our villa, can we not have any phones?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's funny, 'cause you were the one who actually christened me the prince of surly. Bwahahaha! I've brought you over to the dark side.

Seriously, at our villa, can we not have any phones?

That's fine, if we need anything, we'll just make Renato run into town and get it for us.

 

[cantdog]

It works for me. I think we need a horse trailer.

There you go, now! No one has ever said to me, "I think we need a horse trailer."

I lead such a limited life.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It works for me. I think we need a horse trailer.

Yes yes please please yes. I'm crap at housecleaning but I'm not a bad cook.

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

I have a place already by a lake in some forested hills. For half the year it is as nice as the southern mountains. For the other half it is nearly uninhabitable, like all of the state, but there you are.

It has no 'phones. Gas light. Stove, burning wood, for warmth after swimming and burning paper trash. Stove, gas, for cooking and baking. Fridge, gas. No lights, no 'phone, nobody can drive in because it might as well be on an island. World War Three could start and you wouldn't hear about it until you went to town for eggs and milk.

Very restorative place.

 

[cloudy]

There you go, now! No one has ever said to me, "I think we need a horse trailer."

I lead such a limited life.

Cant, you have been sheltered, love!

I've heard the horse trailer thing eleventy million times...






of course, we have horses, though.

 

[tolyk]

Yes, I get annoyed when anyone but the mailman rings my doorbell.

I need to take up a career in the postal service.... *grin*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have a place already by a lake in some forested hills. For half the year it is as nice as the southern mountains. For the other half it is nearly uninhabitable, like all of the state, but there you are.

It has no 'phones. Gas light. Stove, burning wood, for warmth after swimming and burning paper trash. Stove, gas, for cooking and baking. Fridge, gas. No lights, no 'phone, nobody can drive in because it might as well be on an island. World War Three could start and you wouldn't hear about it until you went to town for eggs and milk.

Very restorative place.

I wanna go! Just me and my doggie....