Literotica Meeting: A Modest Proposal

[R Nitelight]

With much talk about a RL Literotica get-together, a problem has clearly arisen.

Where?

L.A.?
Too far, cry our East Coast Friends.

New York?
Too far, cry our West Coast Friends.

Chicago?
Too North.

Atlanta?
Too South.

What of our Canadian brothers and sisters, or the Aussies, or the Brits?


One thing is clear.
No matter where it is held, the majority of the Board will be inconvenienced.
Therefore, to be fair, I think it best to select a neutral site: one that inconvienences everyone .


My suggestion: Amundson-Scott, on the continent of Antactica


I'm thinking spring........

 

[Mistress]

Guess I wont be going


Doubt most would mind LOL!

 

[Guest]

ROTFL


no no... Greenland.... lets go to Greenland

 

[Tabby432]

I thought you were going to suggest we eat babies... or something like that.

 

[R Nitelight]

Tabby432

Wouldn't that be swiftt?

 

[Ask For More]

Could have thought of something more imaginative....like Mars!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Nah everybody should come to Denmark! We'll party on the beach, where it's allowed to tan is as little as you want!! That way both the exhibitionists and the voyeurs of Literotica and get what they like!! (btw. count me into the last category)

 

[Blackbich]

What about those of us who don't need a tan, ShyGuy??

Oh, I'd be in that last category then, huh? he, he.

 

[lavender]

lavy's request

 

[SimplySouthern]

Inconvienience?

If you all really want to go somewhere and, upon leaving, swear you will NEVER visit there again, y'all need to come on down to North Carolina.

There are enough people "talkin' wrong" to keep those English (language) nuts busy for weeks. I won't even get started on the accents! (Though for some of you that drawl is a turn-on)

We have beautiful views and lovely scenery, but who can enjoy it with a wild-eyed man next to you screamng, "Whoooooo-weeeee Hunny, get the youngins outta the truck and come look at this view. Goddamn if that aint the purtiest thing, besides you and your sister, I ever set my eyes on."

The drivers here are among the worst I've seen, and NO ONE has insurance, so drivers beware. It's considered perfectly acceptable here to pile all your drunk friends on a riding lawnmower and head to the store for more beer. Turn signals? Optional in this great state...almost like cruise control.

Drugs a-plenty. The city I live in has more drug arrests per capita than Charlotte. (<~~ a large city here for those that aren't NC natured) Drug dealers, drug users...what more could you ask for?

Oh, did I mention there is nothing to do here? We have ONE movie theatre....which consistently plays movies that have generally come out on video two weeks ago. (at least it only costs a buck) Liquor by the drink? We only got that bill passed a few years ago. We only have ONE "upscale" restaurant ... and it's one of those "redneck steakhouse joints". (Sagebrush) Nightclubs? Not here. Oh, did I mention our teenage pregnancy numbers are off the charts? Wonder why.

Oh yes, come visit me in the armpit of hell and I can personally promise each and every one of you that you would rather shoot yourself in the balls before visiting again. *grin*

(For those of you without balls, substitute something equally horrible)

 

[p_p_man]

The top of Mt Everest sounds good...

 

[BlondGirl]

Actually, it would be pretty cool if we managed to organize a real Lit get-together. Lets say that in each city that is suggested, 5 people agree to come to that meeting place in or near that city. The attendants would be prearranged and the meeting would be in a decent restuarant in a fairly safe and neutral location that is popular in that city.

To start, I suggest Houston as a city.

Possible Location (to be agreed upon by the attendees): Kemah Boardwalk on 146 at the Cadillac Bar, upstairs and outside.

Possible Date(to be agreed upon by the attendees): The Friday preceding Labor day at 8pm.

How we recognize each other--Each comes all dressed in black--whether shirts, pants, shoes, etc with a red flower for ease in identification of each other (and less easy to not be noticed since we will all "match" obviously be in some sort of group.)

Of course this is just an idea but....

Anybody interrested?

 

[p_p_man]

OK Brits gather round...

I suggest a pub crawl starting in London and working our way round Britain, ending up somewhere in Scotland, sometime in the future.

We could send our posts through internet cafes and get lots of freebies by telling people that we are an advance party for a famous Literary Web Site checking out hotels, pubs, restaurants for a Grand Assembly to be held sometime next year.

We could have deep and philosophical discussions based on the day's threads viewed on Literotica and have a fucking great time.

What do you think?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Bermuda Triangle would be nice. Well you all go, I'll wait here for you to return.