Literotica made me a millionaire

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Writing for Literotica has made me a millionaire.

Don't believe me? Why do you think I write so very many stories, nearly 1,000 stories as AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph?

Do you think I'm here writing for nothing? I'm not. Do you think I'm here to win a contest? I'm not.

As the most prolific writer on Literotica, I've posted more than 6 million words that have amassed more than 60 milllion hits. I have what you need to know to become rich.

As the most prolific writer on several other sites, I'm approaching 10 million words and 100 million hits. Getting attention with hits is the key to your success, as it was with mine.

Are you unemployed? Do you need money? Are you a decent writer? If you answered yes to the last question, are you a decent writer, I can give you the secret to working for yourself, being your own boss, and making money.

Just PM me, BostonFictionWriter, for the information you need to earn money by writing.

Be patient. I suspect a lot of people want in on this and it may be a while before I answer you, but I promise to answer everyone who contacts me.

 

[AllardChardon]

It is good to know that several people have found professional success here. Thanks for the news.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wanna buy a bridge?

 

[estragon]

How do you spell "spam"?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wanna buy a bridge?

Bridge? No thank you. I'd rather travel down my own road, while knowing that I paved it myself.

Good luck in selling your bridge. I sincerely hope you sell your bridge.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

How do you spell "spam"?

You spelled it correctly. Is there anything else you'd like to know?

Perhaps, instead of posting spelling inquiries on my thread, you should seek out one of the many fine editors on the site.

Good luck with your editing.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It is good to know that several people have found professional success here. Thanks for the news.

All that's needed is dedicated creativity.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Writing for Literotica has made me a millionaire.

Don't believe me? Why do you think I write so very many stories, nearly 1,000 stories as AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph?

Do you think I'm here writing for nothing? I'm not. Do you think I'm here to win a contest? I'm not.

As the most prolific writer on Literotica, I've posted more than 6 million words that have amassed more than 60 milllion hits. I have what you need to know to become rich.

As the most prolific writer on several other sites, I'm approaching 10 million words and 100 million hits. Getting attention with hits is the key to your success, as it was with mine.

Are you unemployed? Do you need money? Are you a decent writer? If you answered yes to the last question, are you a decent writer, I can give you the secret to working for yourself, being your own boss, and making money.

Just PM me, BostonFictionWriter, for the information you need to earn money by writing.
Be patient. I suspect a lot of people want in on this and it may be a while before I answer you, but I promise to answer everyone who contacts me.

How many times do I have to "hit" you? Yah, I know--another question from Babs. I'm full of em!

 

[Stella_Omega]

How do you spell "spam"?

Paul Theroux says that you can tell which of the Polynesian islands had a history of cannibalism because those are the ones that consume the most canned meat. He says the people told him that the oily texture is very much like...home cooking.

Make of this what you will.

 

[Darkniciad]

Paul Theroux says that you can tell which of the Polynesian islands had a history of cannibalism because those are the ones that consume the most canned meat. He says the people told him that the oily texture is very much like...home cooking.

Make of this what you will.

What does that say about Hawaii Spam is a staple there.

 

[Stella_Omega]

What does that say about Hawaii Spam is a staple there.

And the Phillipines too. And Tahiti...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

What weird about this? He's not joking around this time.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Paul Theroux says that you can tell which of the Polynesian islands had a history of cannibalism because those are the ones that consume the most canned meat. He says the people told him that the oily texture is very much like...home cooking.

Make of this what you will.

Obviously, Stella, although you are, indeed, very bright, you lack the most basic of ingredients needed to earn money on your own. You gotta want it to make it happen.

Not everyone can subscribe to earning money without having a regular 9 to 5 job. Then, there are those of us, who can make a living with our brains and a keyboard.

Good luck to you, Stella. I hope your employer will finally give you that long promised raised.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

What weird about this? He's not joking around this time.

Thank you, Babs. You were my very first protoge. Such a promising student of my get rich quick system, you flaundered all your money on shoes.

"How's that working for you?"

I mean, seriously, even though they are beautiful feet at the end of long, shapely stems, you only have two feet. How many shoes can you possibly wear?

And doesn't the red paint wear off those souls after a while or do you just throw those out and buy new ones?

 

[Stella_Omega]

What weird about this? He's not joking around this time.

Which one of him?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Which one of him?

No matter which one of him (or her), I am all of them, AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph. They are all me, BostonFictionWriter.

You seem to be intrigued, Stella. Do you need a little cash? Would you like to know how I do it?

You, too, can be rich. You're a very good writer, that is, the last time I read a story you submitted, which was years and years ago.

Maybe you feel nervous about trying my system because it depends so much upon your writing ability. I assure you that even you can earn a bundle.

So, PM me and I'll give you the secrets to never having to work again.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Which one of him?

There's only one BOSTONFICTIONWRITER!

And, he's seen ALL of my shoes, the red, the black, and the purple ones, too.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Thank you, Babs. You were my very first protoge. Such a promising student of my get rich quick system, you flaundered all your money on shoes.

"Flaundered"?

If he really could write, maybe he'd be a billionaire instead of a lousy millionaire.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"Flaundered" is a fabulous word! It hints of elements of flaunting, floundering, laundering and flouncing, and it's going into my nonce word list as of right now.

I heard one quite like it, a million years ago in High School when another youngster complained that the guidance counsellor was "Flounting" her authority.

 

[AllardChardon]

BostonFictionWriter, I am very happy for your success and your wish to pass it on, but why do you choose to sound like a used-car salesman? We have never interacted before, so this is a first impression here. Please excuse my forth-rightness.

 

[DeeZire]

No matter which one of him (or her), I am all of them, AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph. They are all me, BostonFictionWriter.

.....Do you need a little cash? Would you like to know how I do it?...

Let's see. A couple of years ago he swore he had no alts, and he said he was a millionaire because he won the lottery. Today? Today he has shown us all how drinking alcoholic beverages in the middle of the day can lead to some very embarrassing behavior. How utterly humiliating.

 

[TalonDigital]

The key to making money at anything is to practice, utilize contacts, seek out new contacts and follow through with persistence.

You know how to make money? Write a book instructing people to write a book and sell it to suckers - there's one born every minute! You can see how this can become profitable.

10 Million words, 100 million hits sounds impressive, but how much does your advice cost? How many books have you published that I can pick up in the local Barnes & Noble or Amazon? epubs don't count.

If you're going to give advice, why don't you start by proving your advice is credible, by listing your credits in detail. Why be so vague about how you're making your money, if you are giving it freely? Are you requesting PMs because you make your money by selling your "secrets" to people looking for a shortcut to success, and take advantage of them.

The truth of the matter is that there is no shortcut to success. If there was, no one would take the long way.

There isn't a lot of money to be made in erotic fiction. If you want to be a mainstream fiction writer, the only way to get there is through hard work. Write, and write often. You can jump straight into a novel, or you can go the short story in periodicals route. Get those small paid sales, join the associations affiliated with your genre of work, (if Romance, the Romance Writers of America. If sci-fi, the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America) get a credit list of paid and published work. Get a literary agent when you have completed work, not before. Agent's don't want to hear a bunch of proposal queries for a novel you have not yet written from author's who have never been published. It's a business, remember that. An agent owes you nothing, they are taking a gamble on a business partnership, one in which they get paid only if you get paid.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Freddie's 10 million words are all the same one hundred words, each one repeated one hundred thousand times.

Except "Flaundered" that's only been used twice. Three times, now.

 

[AllardChardon]

It makes one wonder what is the truth, when there are so many naysayers responding.

There are so-called shamans up here near Mt. Shasta, CA, who say they can reveal the secrets of the pyramids to their students, when all they do is walk on cooled-off coals for some kind of a right of passage. Sometimes, these seminars cost a lot of money and the "students" get very little in return for their time and effort and dough.

I would hope fellow writers are not trying to run a similar scheme, here.

 

[Stella_Omega]

It makes one wonder what is the truth, when there are so many naysayers responding.

There are so-called shamans up here near Mt. Shasta, CA, who say they can reveal the secrets of the pyramids to their students, when all they do is walk on cooled-off coals for some kind of a right of passage. Sometimes, these seminars cost a lot of money and the "students" get very little in return for their time and effort and dough.

I would hope fellow writers are not trying to run a similar scheme, here.

You can easily read his stories. You can PM him as he's offered. Let us know how it goes