Literotica Lost And Found Thread

[calypso_21]

We've got a blurt it, a spurt it, a dedication, a you think you might kill it...amongst many others...so a lost and found seemed next. Why not?

I'll start.

Lost:

1 watch
3 ornaments
1 mind


Found:

1 old friend
1 new friend
1 lust for life


Do you have anything either lost or found?

Such as letters for misspelled words? PM's sent but disappeared? Socks from your dryer? Patience? Sanity?

or found... your heart's desire? Precious moments of peace and quiet? The pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow?

 

[Nora]

Found: Caly's missing thong (sorry babe, it was in the backseat of the pimpmobile.)

Lost: My sense of humor

 

[Dietrich K.]

Lost : 1 cock av.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Lost

sanity
perspective


Reward offered for safe return of either or both.

 

[bluespoke]

Found: Caly's missing thong (sorry babe, it was in the backseat of the pimpmobile.)

Lost: My sense of humor

Found: the missing 'u' in Nora's sense of humour!


Lost: My mind, ever since entering Lit!

 

[Guest]

Lost......the taste for turkey, possiblt for ever.

Found.......an ancient bottle of Rolaids, and relief.

 

[calypso_21]

Found: Caly's missing thong (sorry babe, it was in the backseat of the pimpmobile.)

Lost: My sense of humor

You sure you lost that sense of humour? lol

I forgot to put in something about retrieving found lost items. It is a good think I've noted my mind is lost.

Sugamomma! You weren't supposed to mention what happened in the pimpmobile! Not quite the best slingshot but it served a purpose!

 

[Nora]

Found: the missing 'u' in Nora's sense of humour!


Lost: My mind, ever since entering Lit!

*grumbles*

Damned haggis eaters.

Found: 1 pair of smiley face boxers, slightly worn

 

[calypso_21]

Damned haggis eaters.

Found: a word that just upsets the stomach to even read it.

 

[Nora]

You sure you lost that sense of humour? lol

I forgot to put in something about retrieving found lost items. It is a good think I've noted my mind is lost.

Sugamomma! You weren't supposed to mention what happened in the pimpmobile! Not quite the best slingshot but it served a purpose!

Oh yeah, it's LONG gone.

And i really need to be outta here and at the store...roughly 30 minutes ago...

But you can come pick up your thong tonight. We can shoot pebbles outta your panties at the mean people from the back of the pimpmobile again.

Lost: All patience with my husband.

 

[calypso_21]

Something I wish I could lose at this moment: sense of smell...who the hell has the freaking ham?

 

[The Heretic]

Found: A new perspective

Lost: My shyness

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Losts: 20/20 vision
Found: lots of laughs

 

[calypso_21]

Lost: *


Found: the asstral


Edited because they are not lost.

 

[Nora]

Lost: My virginity. I *know* I left it somewhere around here. Has anyone seen it?

Found: Empty bottle of tequila and a tuft of lambswool

 

[LukkyKnight]

Lost: My virginity. I *know* I left it somewhere around here. Has anyone seen it?

Found: Empty bottle of tequila and a tuft of lambswool

Last I saw the virginity it was RIGHT by the tequila.

 

[calypso_21]

Lost: My virginity. I *know* I left it somewhere around here. Has anyone seen it?

Found: Empty bottle of tequila and a tuft of lambswool

Jose took both!

 

[bknight2602]

Lost:
1 One love
2 Innocence
3 Anger
4 Sense of Good Humor
5 A dear Friend

Found
1 Some Humility
2 Hope

 

[Nora]

Last I saw the virginity it was RIGHT by the tequila.

*peers into the empty bottle*

Nope, it ain't there. Dammit.

Found: 1 beaten up copy of Billy Squier's album "Don't Say No" on LP

hmmmm...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Jose took both!

I thought maybe it was like two north poles repelling each other, that you couldn't keep tequila and virginity very close together.

 

[Nora]

Jose took both!

No way, José!

 

[calypso_21]

No way, José!

Raul?

 

[bknight2602]

Lost:
1 One love
2 Innocence
3 Anger
4 Sense of Good Humor
5 A dear Friend

Found
1 Some Humility
2 Hope

I remember another Lost
6 Lost Some Other Friends

 

[calypso_21]

Found: A cutie patootie who wants breakfast.

 

[calypso_21]

Found: a new appreciation for my football team!

and a greater appreciation for you.