Literotica Kitchen....aka...THE LOVE CAFE!

[alwaysawake]

Stumbles in, trips over the threshold, sprawls over TJ's table (gropes her ), grabs my Innoculatte' and mainlines it into the vein. Ahhhhhhhhh--that's the ticket! Here's a joke for ya, Jen--(I bet this happened in the Cafe!

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into
the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,
"And every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes
the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You
Dumb ass! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

 

[tigerjen]

Re: SPECIALS FOR WEDNESDAY 7/2/03---REPOST!!!

BREAKFAST
*Belgian waffles w/ assorted toppings
*scones
*fresh fruit
*coffee of the day: Vanilla Hazelnut
*assorted teas

LUNCH
*soup: black bean
*salad: Taco
*sandwich: Taco platter (choice of beef, chicken, or
fish); Quesadilla platter

DINNER/LATE NITE
**MEXICAN BUFFET!**
--taco bar w/ all the fixin's!!!
--quesadillas --burritos: beef, bean n' cheese
--enchiladas: chicken, veggie, cheese
--chile rellenos --tortilla chips w/ melted cheese
--assorted salsas --guacamole
--Coronas & FROZEN MARGARITAS!!!


tigerjen

 

[tigerjen]

Stumbles in, trips over the threshold, sprawls over TJ's table
(gropes her ), grabs my Innoculatte' and mainlines it into the
vein. Ahhhhhhhhh--that's the ticket! Here's a joke for ya,
Jen--(I bet this happened in the Cafe!

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into
the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,
"And every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes
the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You
Dumb ass! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

HAHHAHAAHHAHAAH AA!!! FUNNY JOKE!

 

[Owlz]

*giggles* anytime, Owlz!

YUMMY!! Every bit as tasty as the cinnamon buns. In fact, tastier!

 

[kayte]

Re: Hot and Spicy

Some really good stuff on the menu....

and some better stuff off....


Good morning all....

{{{Eric}}} Good morning!!!! So nice to see you.

 

[kayte]

Stumbles in, trips over the threshold, sprawls over TJ's table (gropes her ), grabs my Innoculatte' and mainlines it into the vein. Ahhhhhhhhh--that's the ticket! Here's a joke for ya, Jen--(I bet this happened in the Cafe!

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into
the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,
"And every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes
the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You
Dumb ass! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

AA !!!!! Good to see you.

ROTFLMAO!!!! That is a great one.

Have a wonderful day!!!!

 

[alwaysawake]

AA !!!!! Good to see you.

ROTFLMAO!!!! That is a great one.

Have a wonderful day!!!!

You have a great day too, kayte...gonna be sunny and about 77 here--ideal for me!

 

[kayte]

Mornin' kayte!!

One scone and one cup of java for ya!

This morning I gotta go exercise, then stop at the store
to pick up provisions for myself......and then its back home
to relax and then naptime since I have overnite tonite.....
if I didn't have to work I'd be on the beach today.......and
its great weather here once again!

May I get a refill on the coffee? The scone was delicious!!!

Enjoy yourself at the gym. Get some good rest and have a great night. Busy enough to not be boring, but no problems....

So glad to hear the weather is good for you.

 

[kayte]

You have a great day too, kayte...gonna be sunny and about 77 here--ideal for me!

Its gonna be sunny and low 80s. That is great if the dew points stay in the 50s.

I think the storm that caused all the flooding in the south is causing moisture to be pumped up this way. They are slowly rising.....

Hope you have a wondeful day.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Hi Jen

DAMN, chief! You look tasty this morning!

I'm glad you also like Elisa Donovan, of Clueless fame. Nice to meet you. I'm Chief.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Hi Jen

Good morning chief ~ Nice to see you. How are things going? Hope it is a great day for you.

I'm doing very well, Kayte. Thanks for asking. I hope you have a wonderful day also.

 

[xzchief]

Tigerjen, you have more than 25,000 posts!?

Long time no see!!!! It's been eons since you've been on
Lit! Welcome back!

Doin' fine this morning .......great weather here in CT
and sunny as can be!


tigerjen

Thank you kindly. I'm glad you're doing so well. I am fine also. Have you slept in the past year? Stay sweet.

 

[Owlz]

Re: Re: Re: Hi Jen

I'm glad you also like Elisa Donovan, of Clueless fame. Nice to meet you. I'm Chief.

OOPS! ::::::::::MAJORLY embarrassed:::::::

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi Jen

OOPS! ::::::::::MAJORLY embarrassed:::::::

Don't worry about it. Had to be original with my avs.

 

[tigerjen]

YUMMY!! Every bit as tasty as the cinnamon buns. In fact, tastier!

good to hear sugarbunz!

 

[xzchief]

Time to turn the page

 

[tigerjen]

May I get a refill on the coffee? The scone was
delicious!!!

Enjoy yourself at the gym. Get some good rest and
have a great night. Busy enough to not be boring,
but no problems....

So glad to hear the weather is good for you.

Always free refills for my best customers, which includes
you! Enjoy!

Actually, I go exercise at Curves, a 30 min workout place
for women only. My kind of exercising! I hope to get
some sleep this afternoon...its going to be hard w/ the
construction going on next door to me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[tigerjen]

Re: Tigerjen, you have more than 25,000 posts!?

Thank you kindly. I'm glad you're doing so well. I am
fine also. Have you slept in the past year? Stay sweet.

Have I slept in the past year? Yes I have

I am just one of those who reponds to most of everybody's
posts depending on the thread

I'll be PMing you shortly

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Tigerjen, you have more than 25,000 posts!?

Have I slept in the past year? Yes I have

I am just one of those who reponds to most of everybody's
posts depending on the thread

I'll be PMing you shortly

Apparently, you like to reply. I never thought someone would reach 25,000. Let alone 30,000, like Gusty Wind. *faint*

I love PM's!

 

[ericviking69]

Re: Re: Hot and Spicy

Yes Viking....today is our "Mexican" day here at the Cafe
for lunch and dinner!

This morning our special is Belgian waffles w/ assorted
toppings

You know me....

always interested in the off menu specials



how did that get in there

 

[tigerjen]

Re: Re: Re: Tigerjen, you have more than 25,000 posts!?

Apparently, you like to reply. I never thought someone
would reach 25,000. Let alone 30,000, like Gusty Wind.
*faint*

I love PM's!

Heehee I was the post leader for quite a while until
Gusty Wind beat the pants off of me......she's reached
30k already?????? YIKES!!!!! Ah well that's okay....I have
a life

 

[tigerjen]

Re: Re: Re: Hot and Spicy

You know me....

always interested in the off menu specials



how did that get in there

*giggles* I know you're always interested in the
"off menu" specials

Here's a Tiger striped milkshake for ya!

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hot and Spicy

*giggles* I know you're always interested in the
"off menu" specials

Here's a Tiger striped milkshake for ya!

Hmm...maybe I should inquire about the off-menu specials!

 

[tigerjen]

Hmm...maybe I should inquire about the off-menu specials!

want a Tiger striped milkshake too?

(its a special milkshake either vanilla/chocolate or
chocolate/orange creamsicle flavored)

 

[xzchief]

Yes, please!

want a Tiger striped milkshake too?

(its a special milkshake either vanilla/chocolate or
chocolate/orange creamsicle flavored)

Vanilla/chocolate. Hmm...