Literotica Kitchen....aka...THE LOVE CAFE!

[tigerjen]

A bear claw and coffee

Man i need to have somebody hit me over the head so i can sleep

Hey Goldie....here's a bear claw and coffee for ya......enjoy!

 

[Lust King]

BRUNCH BUFFET
*eggs/omelets made to order
*sausage links, Canadian bacon, bacon
*bagels, biscuits, scones, assorted muffins
*fresh fruit
*pumpkin pancakes
*coffee of the day: Lit blend
*assorted teas *hot cocoa

DINNER/LATE NITE
**CHINESE BUFFET**


tigerjen

Well, I'm inclined to wander in for the late nite Chinese buffet. But that General Tso's chicken I have my eye on--won't it make me wake up at 2 a.m. with heartburn?

 

[Shagly]

that's because the Shagster believes in equality in the workplace

Any Angel food cake around here?

 

[Shagly]

Why not shagly all men need to learn to change the diapers and feed the baby and burp them

But that's work.

 

[tigerjen]

Well, I'm inclined to wander in for the late nite Chinese buffet. But that General Tso's chicken I have my eye on--won't it make me wake up at 2 a.m. with heartburn?

Possibly, but its still good stuff.....make sure you have TUMS ready
after the meal!

 

[tigerjen]

Any Angel food cake around here?

of course.....here you go...chocolate Angel food cake....yummy!

 

[tigerjen]

Specials For Monday 9/18/06

BREAKFAST
*bagels w/ assorted condiments including a
variety of cream cheeses and lox
*cinnamon buns & croissants
*fresh fruit
*coffee of the day: Vanilla Hazelnut
*assorted teas *hot cocoa

LUNCH
*soup: chili con carne
*salad: Cobb
*sandwich: Cajun turkey wrap; roast beef wrap

DINNER/LATE NITE
**SOUP N'' SANDWICH NITE**
---3 soups (chili; chicken rice; lentil)
---sandwiches made to order w/ assorted breads, meats, veggies,
cheeses, and condiments


tigerjen

 

[Shagly]

of course.....here you go...chocolate Angel food cake....yummy!

Ms. Robinsin.....please.

 

[tigerjen]

Ms. Robinsin.....please.

sorry she isn't here but you can go rent the movie "The Graduate"
if you want to see Mrs. Robinson

 

[USAGOLD]

BREAKFAST
*bagels w/ assorted condiments including a
variety of cream cheeses and lox
*cinnamon buns & croissants
*fresh fruit
*coffee of the day: Vanilla Hazelnut
*assorted teas *hot cocoa

LUNCH
*soup: chili con carne
*salad: Cobb
*sandwich: Cajun turkey wrap; roast beef wrap

DINNER/LATE NITE
**SOUP N'' SANDWICH NITE**
---3 soups (chili; chicken rice; lentil)
---sandwiches made to order w/ assorted breads, meats, veggies,
cheeses, and condiments


tigerjen

Coffee with a Cinny bun
roast beef wrap with fries and a pepsi
Chicken rice soup and a turkey on a white round roll with mayo/ pickles/ black olives and a Reg Pepsi please

 

[tigerjen]

Coffee with a Cinny bun
roast beef wrap with fries and a pepsi
Chicken rice soup and a turkey on a white round roll with mayo/ pickles/ black olives and a Reg Pepsi please

good morning Goldie! Here's your coffee and cinny bun.....and your lunch
and dinner orders will be ready for you at the appointed meal times.....enjoy!

 

[tigerjen]

good morning Cafe patrons on this Monday morning!

Kayte.....your usual will be ready when you drop in today......

Happy Monday all!

 

[kayte]

good morning Cafe patrons on this Monday morning!

Kayte.....your usual will be ready when you drop in today......

Happy Monday all!

Hi {{{{{{{{{{Jen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


Thank you sweetie! Delish as always!

Have a marvelous Monday!

 

[Shagly]

Mrs. Robinson

And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here’ to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It’s a little secret, just the Robinson’s affair
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates’ debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Ev’ry way you look at it you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
(Woo woo woo)
What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson
‘Joltin Joe’ has left and gone away?
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Now for a Frapuchino.............

 

[tigerjen]

Hi {{{{{{{{{{Jen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Thank you sweetie! Delish as always!

Have a marvelous Monday!

Glad you enjoyed! Another coffee and cinny bun will
be waitin' for ya tomorrow morning!

 

[tigerjen]

Now for a Frapuchino.............

You're just in that folksy mood aren't ya?

Here's a "Frappuccino"....Love Cafe-style....w/ a shot of
strawberry.......enjoy!

 

[Shagly]

You're just in that folksy mood aren't ya?

Here's a "Frappuccino"....Love Cafe-style....w/ a shot of
strawberry.......enjoy!

And how are your muffins today?

 

[tigerjen]

And how are your muffins today?

The Cafe muffins are just tasty as always.......and if you don't
stop w/ cracking lines like you've been doing on the spring thread,
new england thread, and NY thread, I'll be throwing muffins AND
rubber duckies at ya!!!

 

[Shagly]

The Cafe muffins are just tasty as always.......and if you don't
stop w/ cracking lines like you've been doing on the spring thread,
new england thread, and NY thread, I'll be throwing muffins AND
rubber duckies at ya!!!

Ding ding.

 

[tigerjen]

Ding ding.

Hehehehehe you're the ding ding, Mr. Quackquack : p

 

[tigerjen]

Specials For Tuesday 9/19/06

BREAKFAST
*omelets made to order w/ side of homefries
*assorted scones & danish
*fresh fruit
*coffee of the day: Irish Creme
*assorted teas *hot cocoa

LUNCH
*soup: Minestrone
*salad: tomato & mozzarella w/ fresh basil, portabella
mushrooms, w/ optional roasted veggies and/or artichoke hearts
*sandwich: Italian coldcut; sausage n' peppers

DINNER/LATE NITE
**ITALIAN BUFFET**


tigerjen

 

[tigerjen]

good morning cafe patrons! got a busy morning before i got work
this afternoon! happy Tuesday!

 

[trent0553]

Good morning Tigerjen
Good morning everyone

I think an extra large coffee would be excellant. Thank you.

 

[Shagly]

Hehehehehe you're the ding ding, Mr. Quackquack : p

You need a spanking babycakes.

 

[kayte]

Glad you enjoyed! Another coffee and cinny bun will
be waitin' for ya tomorrow morning!

Good morning {{{{{{{{Jen}}}}}}}}} Thank you sweetie.