Literotica Illinois
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GiveawayGirl
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I took a couple days away and it seems the state of Illinois has been abandoned........
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GiveawayGirl said:
We all got together and said mean things about you behind your back.
Then we progressed to plotting evil things to do to you.
The others will deny it and say nice stuff to you.
Don't believe them.
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illinois_guy2 said:
Wouldn't be the first time IG, and I'm sure it won't be the last
How are you IG?
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GiveawayGirl said:Wouldn't be the first time IG, and I'm sure it won't be the last
How are you IG?
I'm still smiling thinking about all the evil things we plotted to do to you.
And how are you doing?
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H'venlee said:Don;t listen to him GG. He is all alone in his plotting!!
See, I told you they would deny it.
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Not to worry Lee, I've found that most things IG says are mere figments of his imaginationH'venlee said:Don;t listen to him GG. He is all alone in his plotting!!
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I'm sure you are.....plot away my friend, whatever makes you happy!illinois_guy2 said:
I'm well, thanks. Busy as ever, but good.
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Prophetic is sexy IGillinois_guy2 said:
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GiveawayGirl said:Not to worry Lee, I've found that most things IG says are mere figments of his imagination
ah good, she doesn't suspect a thing.
Sometimes it works out well to have zero credibility. I can give away a sinister plot, and nobody believes me, thus maintaining the element of surprise.
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GiveawayGirl said:
So, I guess you probably wanna do me now?
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illinois_guy2 said:
you would actually have to appear sinister for me to believe in your plots IG......and history has proven you to be quite harmless and endlessly amusing
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Oh, come on now IG....when don't I?illinois_guy2 said:So, I guess you probably wanna do me now?
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GiveawayGirl said:
but do you still wanna do me? (see prior post)
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(see prior response)illinois_guy2 said:
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GiveawayGirl said:Oh, come on now IG....when don't I?
hard as it is to believe...
evidently, most of the time (except when I am writing lovely limericks for you)
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GiveawayGirl said:
(see prior response to prior response)
sorta like a discussion board equivalent of an continuous loop in a computer program
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illinois_guy2 said:
You mean my fifth-grade tactics to get your attention aren't working? I was afraid if I just told you straight out, you'd get scared and run off..........perhaps a jr. high approach would work better with you.......
(did that work?)
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GiveawayGirl said:You mean my fifth-grade tactics to get your attention aren't working? I was afraid if I just told you straight out, you'd get scared and run off..........perhaps a jr. high approach would work better with you.......
(did that work?)
You don't need sophisticated, jr. high level tactics for me to be ready.
The wind blow, and I am ready
The grass grows, and I am ready.
Hell, a dog shits, and I am ready.
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Being ready and knowing what to do about it are two totally different things.illinois_guy2 said:
Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems from previous posts that the bulk of your experience comes from flying solo......
Are you up to the task my friend?
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GiveawayGirl said:
Am I up to the task?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Is a bear Catholic?
...or something like that.
Plus, if I recall correctly from your prior posts, you haven't been getting all that much practice flying with a partner recently either.
Are you up to the task?
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illinois_guy2 said:
It was never a question of ME......
