Literotica Illinois

[GiveawayGirl]

Hiya GG...long time no see! {{{}}}

Hiya Joey, how have you been?

 

[Joey3308]

Hiya Joey, how have you been?

Workin my cute, tight, little hiney off ....and you?

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Workin my cute, tight, little hiney off ....and you?

Much the same but it's not cute, tight, or little

 

[Joey3308]

Much the same but it's not cute, tight, or little

I'm so glad I quit smokin...I'd be robbing 7Elevens to support my habit right now Cigarettes went up to $5 a pack. I wiish they'd do that to food. I'm gettin fat

 

[GiveawayGirl]

I'm so glad I quit smokin...I'd be robbing 7Elevens to support my habit right now Cigarettes went up to $5 a pack. I wiish they'd do that to food. I'm gettin fat

The disadvantages of living in Cook County Joey. Think what you can do with all that extra cash!

 

[Joey3308]

The disadvantages of living in Cook County Joey. Think what you can do with all that extra cash!

Oh thats easy. Ever since I quit smokin my health has gone down the toilet. Its as though my 50 year warranty ran out and everything is breakin down. All the moolah I save goes to Wallgreens now

My doctor thinks its real funny. I was healthier when I was smokin

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Oh thats easy. Ever since I quit smokin my health has gone down the toilet. Its as though my 50 year warranty ran out and everything is breakin down. All the moolah I save goes to Wallgreens now

My doctor thinks its real funny. I was healthier when I was smokin

See, all those carcinogens and chemicals mixed in those cigarettes helped kill the germs!

 

[illinois_guy2]

IG? Nah, he's more like a squirt gun

I thing GG is just dreaming of me squirting my "gun" at her.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

I thing GG is just dreaming of me squirting my "gun" at her.

Am I to believe you still have some squirt left in ya IG?

 

[illinois_guy2]

Oh thats easy. Ever since I quit smokin my health has gone down the toilet. Its as though my 50 year warranty ran out and everything is breakin down. All the moolah I save goes to Wallgreens now

My doctor thinks its real funny. I was healthier when I was smokin

Originally posted by GG
See, all those carcinogens and chemicals mixed in those cigarettes helped kill the germs!

Geez, with all the high priced lawyers employed by the tobacco lobby, I'm surprised they never thought of this angle.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Geez, with all the high priced lawyers employed by the tobacco lobby, I'm surprised they never thought of this angle.

You can't blame them, you have to get up pretty darn early to keep up with GG

 

[illinois_guy2]

Am I to believe you still have some squirt left in ya IG?

Due to the infrequent opportunities to squirt lately, I'd say I probably have several gallons of squirt in inventory.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Due to the infrequent opportunities to squirt lately, I'd say I probably have several gallons of squirt in inventory.

"Lately" would indicate a recent but temporary situation...so you'll have plenty is supply when the occasion should next arise

 

[illinois_guy2]

You can't blame them, you have to get up pretty darn early to keep up with GG

Babe, give me the chance and I'll keep up with ya early and often.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Babe, give me the chance and I'll keep up with ya early and often.

Promises, promises.....but where are you when I really need you?

 

[illinois_guy2]

"Lately" would indicate a recent but temporary situation...so you'll have plenty is supply when the occasion should next arise

IG's grammer 'R us lesson for the day assumes that "is" is not the word you meant there.

But ignoring that for a moment, would "for approximately the last decade" qualify as recent but temporary?

 

[illinois_guy2]

Promises, promises.....but where are you when I really need you?

I don't recall you ever communicating to me those times when you really need me.

Otherwise, I'd be there in a flash to give you 2-3 minutes of pure lovin.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

IG's grammer 'R us lesson for the day assumes that "is" is not the word you meant there.

But ignoring that for a moment, would "for approximately the last decade" qualify as recent but temporary?

Since you claim to be so bright, perhaps you can figure it out and substitute the correct word

And I can't qualify 10 years as either lately or temporary. Perhaps what you are trying to say is that you are desperate and hard up......

 

[GiveawayGirl]

I don't recall you ever communicating to me those times when you really need me.

Otherwise, I'd be there in a flash to give you 2-3 minutes of pure lovin.

Shit, it takes me longer than that just to get my jeans off

 

[illinois_guy2]

And I can't qualify 10 years as either lately or temporary. Perhaps what you are trying to say is that you are desperate and hard up......

Well, yeah ....that would be another way to put it.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Well, yeah ....that would be another way to put it.

Ah, that explains so much IG

 

[illinois_guy2]

Shit, it takes me longer than that just to get my jeans off

Well, then you could start while I'm on my way there.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Well, then you could start while I'm on my way there.

spoken like a true man, expect the woman to do all the work for 3 minutes of cheap thrills!

 

[illinois_guy2]

Ah, that explains so much IG

perhaps the 2-3 minute offer explains a bit as well.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

perhaps the 2-3 minute offer explains a bit as well.

I didn't want to say it.....I have a small bit of mercy in my stone cold heart