Literotica gets me the oddest email

[KillerMuffin]

Every once in a great, great while some man will send me an email or PM. Generally they're looking for a submissive when they do it. Why they would pick me out of the lineup as potential sub material is one of the mysteries of the universe.

This one was looking for a Domme. And picked me out of the potential lineup.

I was completely speechless for about an hour. Maybe two or three. Went and bought a white pleather corset. Sent a reply, "I'm really flattered, but, uh, I'm not a Domme. I'm interested in BDSM from a writer's perspective, not a participant's." pleasantries, pleasantries, thank you for the compliment, signed Muffie. I ate some toast, did some homework, got a haircut. This was the reply, though not verbatim and much more courteous and pleasant. "You are. You just don't know it yet. i'm sorry for bothering you, please have a lovely evening."

It boggles, really.

*shakes head*

 

[Ebonyfire]

Gee, KM

I don't know what to say. I have gotten a few strange PMs, and I am a Domme.

But why does the phrase, "you are a ________, but just don't know it" just sets my teeth on edge?

Is it the assumption that women are clueless as to our own natures?

Is it the fact that some man always thinks he "knows" us better than we know ourselves?

Puleeze!!

Ebony

 

[WriterDom]

Guys will fish in a mud puddle. I don't get any interesting PMs. None worth writing home about.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Guys will fish in a mud puddle. I don't get any interesting PMs. None worth writing home about.

Why do you think that is?

Eb

 

[Guest]

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This one was looking for a Domme. And picked me out of the potential lineup.
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It boggles, really.

*shakes head*

______________

Three words KM...

Leg Fetish

and,

Tease

 

[WriterDom]

Why do you think that is?

Eb

Because our strapless ons include balls

 

[cymbidia]

I don't get any interesting PMs. None worth writing home about.

I get lots of pm's but none at all, ever, of the "i want you for my collared slaveslutsub" variety.
I wonder why not.
Is there something wrong with me?

 

[P. B. Walker]

Maybe it's because you have Topish/Domineering attitude on here... or at least that is how I read it sometimes... <shrug>

PBW "self perceptions vs others perceptions"

 

[cymbidia]

Or maybe it's because i'll rot in hell before i bow down to anyone who doesn't deserve it from me, PWB.

Maybe it's because there's no chat room freakshow going on in here and no one has to "act" in any way other than how they really are.

Maybe, too, it's because i have years and years and years more experience with this than most people - and i use that experience to help those who come looking for help - and it's hard to help other people if your face is planted in the dirt at someone's feet.

Maybe it's because i have a dominant in my everyday real life - and it's not anyone here - and, therefore, i feel no need to show my submissive side to anyone here except to those for whom i feel real and honest resepct.

Maybe it's because i'm a moderator here and don't need to curry favor from anyone.

Maybe it's all of those things - or none.

Maybe i don't actually give a flying fuck one way or another and am just as glad not to get such embarassing (for the sender) pm's?

Thanks for your suggestion, though, PBW.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Uhmmm opps...

I should have quoted who I was replying to Cym. I was replying to KM's initial post on this thread. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to say you were domineering or anything like that or that you brought on those types of PMs because of your behavior.

My fuckup... sorry about that.

PBW "Do I get a spanking now?"

 

[Red Menace]

I want odd e-mail...
I could use a good laugh.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Because our strapless ons include balls

Good reason!

Eb

 

[Sandia]

I've gotten quite a few of the "what are you wearing?" emails...

WD, you might try switching to a femme handle. You'll get more mail.

 

[Lancecastor]

Or maybe....

...it's because you're just so damn welcoming & friendly....and modest.

ha!

Lance

Or maybe it's because i'll rot in hell before i bow down to anyone who doesn't deserve it from me, PWB.

Maybe it's because there's no chat room freakshow going on in here and no one has to "act" in any way other than how they really are.

Maybe, too, it's because i have years and years and years more experience with this than most people - and i use that experience to help those who come looking for help - and it's hard to help other people if your face is planted in the dirt at someone's feet.

Maybe it's because i have a dominant in my everyday real life - and it's not anyone here - and, therefore, i feel no need to show my submissive side to anyone here except to those for whom i feel real and honest resepct.

Maybe it's because i'm a moderator here and don't need to curry favor from anyone.

Maybe it's all of those things - or none.

Maybe i don't actually give a flying fuck one way or another and am just as glad not to get such embarassing (for the sender) pm's?

Thanks for your suggestion, though, PBW.

 

[Lancecastor]

Geez WD....

Guys will fish in a mud puddle. I don't get any interesting PMs. None worth writing home about.

....I get tons of interesting PM's of all varieties, makes & models. And I would have thought you'd get lots of correspondence with your high profile here.

Must be that dom-ly danger-boy AV of yours.

;-)
Lance

 

[WickedEve]

He wanted to brand my ass

KM, I get weird email. Some guy wanted to spank me and brand my ass with the branding iron he uses on his cows. I was very insulted. If my ass is getting branded, I want my own iron and not a hand-me-down from his cows!

 

[PlayDoe]

Now that is hysterical!!!!

"If my ass is getting branded, I want my own iron and not a hand-me-down from his cows! "


That made my day!