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AmberLGreen

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This thread is coming to you after a conversation between myself and the wonderful cunt that is @StillRain. When she is no longer of these wonderful Lit walls, she has promised me her Queen Cunt title.

So all you old fuckers, when the Lit doors finally close for you, which Litster(s) would you leave things to and what would you leave them?
 
Hmm.
This implies that I have something worth leaving.
And that I won’t miraculously resurrect as an Alt. 😜

So…
  • I leave custody of my stories to PL1 with whom I was privileged to co-write one many years ago.
  • I leave cleaning out of my inbox to AGG who may get a chortle out of some of the shit in there.
  • I leave erasing my presence from the threads to the esteemed Laurel.
 
I will leave the Dungeon Bar to @BrendaBear
The Tater Tot thread goes to @barefootgirl69
@cascadiabound gets the Poetry thread for sure.
@crazychemgirl can have the title of Lord of Chaos
My rated G picture thread can go to the moderators so they can puzzle out all the obscenities that must be in it.
My really weird stories sprinkled throughout the PG can go to @sunshinegirl05
@Tallulah82 can have my fish in my signature.
The haters can all eat my ass one last time. I know they will enjoy that.
 
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I will leave the Dungeon Bar to @BrendaBear
The Tater Tot thread goes to @barefootgirl69
@cascadiabound gets the Poetry thread for sure.
@crazychemgirl can have the title of Lord of Chaos
My rated G picture thread can go to the moderators so they can puzzle out all the obscenities that must be in it.
My really weird stories sprinkled throughout the PG can go to @sunshinegirl05
@Tallulah82 can have my fish in my signature.
The haters can all eat my ass one last time. I know they will enjoy that.
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In the event of my passing, from this Lit to the next, I hereby bequeef: 👀
  • My Wanker of the Week thread to @Wand3rlust and @Bry1313 to co-manage. 🤭
  • My “Queen Cunt” title to @AmberLGreen
  • My infamous “dirty bird” phrasing to @aussiegeekygal
  • My mix tape thread to @Mo_Bandy
  • My big reputation (biiig reputation oooh you and me got big reputations) to all of those who helped me build it
  • My Taylor Swift record and memoribilia collection to @Lord Pmann
  • My secret dossier of Lit receipts to @InThe312 to release one private message at a time anytime someone calls someone a cunt so the reputation lives on forever.
 
I will leave the words I've written
I leave the threads I started in the hopes that they never die.
All the music I've shared, if it speaks to you
The stories I have witnessed and taken part in,
so they can be told and retold.
I will leave Literotica my heart, and the thoughts I spoke
The feelings of laughter, lust, love and hope,
Even the sadness that I have shared with many of you for over 20 years
Most of all, the pieces of my soul I have Left in these hallowed halls.

May they ever echo when we go my friends. May they ever echo...

*tips hat and fades*
 
In the event of my passing, from this Lit to the next, I hereby bequeef: 👀
  • My Wanker of the Week thread to @Wand3rlust and @Bry1313 to co-manage. 🤭
  • My “Queen Cunt” title to @AmberLGreen
  • My infamous “dirty bird” phrasing to @aussiegeekygal
  • My mix tape thread to @Mo_Bandy
  • My big reputation (biiig reputation oooh you and me got big reputations) to all of those who helped me build it
  • My Taylor Swift record and memoribilia collection to @Lord Pmann
  • My secret dossier of Lit receipts to @InThe312 to release one private message at a time anytime someone calls someone a cunt so the reputation lives on forever.
🙄
 
I will leave the Dungeon Bar to @BrendaBear
The Tater Tot thread goes to @barefootgirl69
@cascadiabound gets the Poetry thread for sure.
@crazychemgirl can have the title of Lord of Chaos
My rated G picture thread can go to the moderators so they can puzzle out all the obscenities that must be in it.
My really weird stories sprinkled throughout the PG can go to @sunshinegirl05
@Tallulah82 can have my fish in my signature.
The haters can all eat my ass one last time. I know they will enjoy that.
You're so generous!!!!
 
This thread is coming to you after a conversation between myself and the wonderful cunt that is @StillRain. When she is no longer of these wonderful Lit walls, she has promised me her Queen Cunt title.

So all you old fuckers, when the Lit doors finally close for you, which Litster(s) would you leave things to and what would you leave them?
Whatever, give it all away, but if someone tries to take your teeth out of the nightstand water glass I am gonna fuckin kill a cunt!
 
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