Lit takes over the country!!

[YogiBare]

Okay everyone, here's the big question. If you were just elected President of the U.S. and had to make appointments to your administration, who from Lit would you appoint, and to which position? Why?

Example:
Without a doubt, PC gets offered Secretary of State.
Why? Cuz he'd set 'em all straight in record time.

I'd also appoint an anonymous lurker as VP because they're good at being invisible!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I just want to write the screenplay based on the fish out of water story of how p_p_man becomes The United State's Goodwill Ambassador.

 

[YogiBare]

DCL

p_p_man could team up with Yayati.

 

[Mischka]

Oliver Clozoff for Surgeon General.

I'd make Siren & SimplySouthern mud wrestle for the spot of Attorney General.

 

[Todd]

Well this is going to sound odd but I would want:

Dixon Carter Lee athiest standards for my surgeon general cause they would be swayed by the religions of the country.

Uncle Bill to be the HomeLand Security Office.

Laurel For my Vice President.

MorningGirl for Education Minister.

CelestialBody and CrystalHunting for Foriegn Affairs Minister.

what other offices do I have to fill.

 

[YogiBare]

Any and all positions, Todd, including missionary, girl-on-top, 69.

(Sorry, couldn't resist, Todd.)

Anyhow, there's the cabinet, staff, ambassadors, First Lady, Supreme Court Justices, Joint Chief of Staff, etc! Have fun!

I would like Mischka and Lavy to be in charge of human services.

And I'd like Laurel to be Chief of Protocol.

Manu, would you take charge of the environment?

 

[Mischka]

Geez, I'll add CB as National Security Advisor. Who knew she was this feisty?

 

[WriterDom]

I don't want to be President. So I'll appoint Uncle Bill

Madame Pandora VP
Sparky- Sec of Defense
Shadowsource- Treasury Sec.
Marxist- Ambassador to Switzerland
Lavender- The UN rep
Cheyenne- Attorney General
Siren- Supreme Court

 

[crystalhunting]

Hmmmmmm....


I would appoint;


Sec. of State.Problem Child{We all know why}
Surgeon General Oliver Clozoff{same}
Sec. of Defense KillerMuffin{strong national defense}
Sec of HUD. Mishka{Great experience in many things}
Sec of Education Cymbidia{the woman is sooo proper in regards to children}
Sec.of Foreign Affairs CB{She would be a natural}
Supreme Court Siren{So she could annoy Presidents long after I am gone..also her fairness}
Ambassador to Isreal Sexy Chele{Bright woman she is}
Presidential Speech writer unclebill{The man can be very eloquent}
Top Presidential advisor Lavy{she would advise better than most}
Presidential Chaplain Todd{For obvious reasons}
Atornney General Cheyenne{She is a very independant type of woman}
Protocol Chief Laurel{I bet she would be perfect for the job}
Head of Civil rights office GuyJd{he seems to be fair}
Ambassador to Russian Rep.Marxist{He would be great!}
Envormental Protection agency Chief Shy Tall Guy{another bright individual}
Another for the Supreme Court Thomas Paine{refer to Sirens reason}

Also Dillinger would be a presidential advisor as well.

I would also order the Immigration dept to put PPman on the list of undesireables in regards to entering the country.
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CH

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixon Carter Lee athiest standards for my surgeon general cause they would be swayed by the religions of the country.

I have zero idea what this means.

 

[p_p_man]

I would also order the Immigration dept to put PPman on the list of undesireables in regards to entering the country.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha CH

And I have absolutely no idea what this means either...

 

[crystalhunting]

And I have absolutely no idea what this means either...

It means the PPman cannot enter the USA....under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.




CH

 

[YogiBare]

I want Never as my chief speech writer/advisor. She's so very bright, and what a way with words!

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

I have zero idea what this means.

it means you wouldn't be swayed by the chrstian minority to make your decision, seeing as you would be cld to religion, not Johhnny Ashcan

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't want to be President. So I'll appoint Uncle Bill

Madame Pandora VP
Sparky- Sec of Defense
Shadowsource- Treasury Sec.
Marxist- Ambassador to Switzerland
Lavender- The UN rep
Cheyenne- Attorney General
Siren- Supreme Court

Don't you have to be a lawyer to be Attorney General?

I couldn't work in a Government that had Shadowsource, a travelogue writer by trade, as Secretary of the Treasury! That would kill me.

 

[miles]

you are brutal

I couldn't work in a Government that had Shadowsource, a travelogue writer

He is sooooooo full of shit.
Looks like marx is on the road selling his pharmaceuticals. You know, it's hard work being a liar. Imagine how tough it must be to lie for two people.