In the Literotica Tattler I recently posted the "Literotica Summer Stock Playhouse 2004." I put out casting calls but sadly no one replied so I just "borrowed" Litsters from the GB, PG, and Author board. If you didn't make the cut there is always next year. Look at it this way, just be thankful you weren't picked.
Literotica Summer Stock Playhouse 2004...
With all the old tv shows and movies being remade, our talented troupe of thespians are tackling their own remakes. Please join us this summer at The Literotica Playhouse!
June 6-12
Charlie's Angel's
Jill has phone sex with Charlie, while Sabrina and Kelly double team Bosley.
Starring:
biggbear8 as Bosley
raindear816 as Jill
veryblueeyes as Sabrina
P3(Elizabeth) as Kelly
A special guest turn by Omahaman as the voice of Charlie
June 13-19
This Old House -
The boys renovate a whorehouse in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Starring:
ruminator as Bob Vila
Yourbuddy as Norm
June 20-26
The Avengers
Steed and Mrs. Peel infiltrate the General Board to find a government operative cum panty thief.
Starring:
Ram1_2 as John Steed
Tatelou as Emma Peel
June 27-July 3
Green Acres
Hooterville is in an uproar when the Douglas' host a party to celebrate Eb and Arnold's decision to marry.
Starring:
DreamWeaver as Oliver Douglas
Svenskaflicka as Lisa Douglas
Owlz as Eb
HarmlessPig as Arnold Ziffel
July 4-10
Perry Mason
Perry defends half of Lit as they systematically kill each other. Meanwhile Della and Gertie party hearty with the boys.
Starring:
Quake as Perry Mason
MindFire as Della Street
redrider4u as Paul Drake
Dixon Carter Lee as Hamilton Burger
Soron as Lt. Tragg
Dumpling as Gertie
July 11-17
Leave it to Beaver
Beaver is a 21 year old virgin, so Wally, Eddie, and Lumpy set him up with his first hooker. A comedy of errors occurs when Ward and June find out.
Starring:
sirhugs as Ward Cleaver
Dream as June Cleaver
miles as Wally Cleaver
Bluereign as Eddie Haskell
Marxist as Lumpy
and CharlotteNCGuy as "The Beaver"
July 18-24
Are You Being Served?
Young Mr. Grace has a stroke after walking in on an orgy.
Starring:
dr_mabeuse as Captain Peacock
Bob_Bytchin as Mr. Lucas
TheFrenchGuy as Mr. Humphries
OggBashen as Mr. Grainger
perdita as Mrs. Slocum
honeylick as Miss Brahms
RumpleForeskin as Mr. Rumboldt
RobDownSouth as Young Mr. Grace
July 19-25
The Brady Bunch
Mike and Carol are shocked to learn the truth about their grown children. Alice and Sam finally do "the nasty" after dating 25 years.
Starring:
timewilltell as Mike Brady
EdibleEmmie as Carol Brady
Tonitits as Alice
ChilledVodka as Sam
Ishmael as Greg
cloudy as Marcia
ubertroll as Peter
Arden as Jan
lobito as Bobby
sweetnpetite as Cindy
July 25-31
Bewitched
Darren catches Endora under Larry's desk. Samantha tires of Darren's small "equipment" and twitches up a bigger one.
Starring:
Darq.Desires as Darren
Sueanninct as Samantha
Kayte as Endora
StaggerLee as Larry Tate
August 1-7
Murder She Wrote
Jessica investigates the strange goings on in the local lighthouse. Amos and Seth try out as dancers at Cabot Cove's new Chippendales Club.
Starring:
Goddess of Souls as Jessica Fletcher
AlwaysAwake as Seth Hazlett
Lancecastor as Amos Tupper
August 8-14
I Love Lucy
Lucy catches Ethel in bed with Ricky and retaliates by tying to find Fred's penis in those baggy pants.
Starring:
raphy as Ricky Ricardo
cookiejar as Lucy Ricardo
tn_8tiv as Fred Mertz
minsue as Ethel Mertz
August 9-15
The Green Hornet
The crime fighters take on an illicit sex ring operating out of the back of a revered Litster's house.
Starring:
Kotori as The Green Hornet
My Erotic Tail as Kato
August 16-22
The Beverly Hillbillies
Jed elopes with Miss Hathaway, Ellie discovers Mr. Drysdale is a dirty old man, Granny decides to "teach" Jethro about the birds and the bees.
Starring:
TheOlderGuy as Jed Clampett
WildRose70 as Granny
higherlevel4u as Jethro
Perks as Elly Mae
Devilish Texan as Mr. Drysdale
done_got_old as Miss Hathaway
August 22-28
Happy Days
Marion learns Howard has fallen for Potsie, Fonz helps Joanie "Come of age," as Richie and Ralph comfort Marion.
Starring:
Ammo as Richie Cunningham
Woodmeister as Howard cunningham
JennyOmanHill as Marion Cunningham
bootgrrl as Joanie Cunningham
ChillyWilly2 as Potsie Webber
Shotokan07 as Ralph Malph
Islander01 as "The Fonz"
August 29-September 3
Gilligan's Island
The castaways miss another chance to leave the island when they oversleep after Gilligan mixes Ecstasy with the liquor at Friday night's orgy.
Starring:
nasty1 as Gilligan
Bachlum Chaam as The Skipper
midwestyankee as The Professor
69forever as Mr. Howell
1sexylady as Mrs. Howell
Feistyred16 as Ginger
SweetBrie as MaryAnn
September 4-10
Get Smart
Max gets jealous when 99 uses his shoe phone as a vibrator.
Starring:
Slick as Maxwell Smart
Gusty Wind as Agent 99
starkpic as The Chief
September 11-17
Gunsmoke
Matt catches Doc and Kitty playing doctor, Chester and Festus both fall in love with the same mule.
Starring:
Whispering_Wolf57 as Matt Dillon
Curious_Fem as Miss Kitty
Ant Knee as Chester
Hanns_Schmidt as Festus
Flywater as Doc
September 18-24
Batman
Batgirl agrees to let her new baby's DNA to be tested. Will Bruce or Dick be the daddy? Stay tuned! Same Bat time! Same Bat channel!
Starring:
LovingTongue as Batman/Bruce Wayne
busybody as Robin/Dick Grayson
lunarsubmissive as Batgirl/Barbara Gordon
The Big Valley
Incest runs rampant in the Barkley household.
Starring:
Erotica_Writings as Victoria
fonestud as Jarrod
Liar as Nick
gauchecritic as Heath
SexyWench as Audra [/QUOTE]
Literotica Summer Stock Playhouse 2004...
With all the old tv shows and movies being remade, our talented troupe of thespians are tackling their own remakes. Please join us this summer at The Literotica Playhouse!
June 6-12
Charlie's Angel's
Jill has phone sex with Charlie, while Sabrina and Kelly double team Bosley.
Starring:
biggbear8 as Bosley
raindear816 as Jill
veryblueeyes as Sabrina
P3(Elizabeth) as Kelly
A special guest turn by Omahaman as the voice of Charlie
June 13-19
This Old House -
The boys renovate a whorehouse in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Starring:
ruminator as Bob Vila
Yourbuddy as Norm
June 20-26
The Avengers
Steed and Mrs. Peel infiltrate the General Board to find a government operative cum panty thief.
Starring:
Ram1_2 as John Steed
Tatelou as Emma Peel
June 27-July 3
Green Acres
Hooterville is in an uproar when the Douglas' host a party to celebrate Eb and Arnold's decision to marry.
Starring:
DreamWeaver as Oliver Douglas
Svenskaflicka as Lisa Douglas
Owlz as Eb
HarmlessPig as Arnold Ziffel
July 4-10
Perry Mason
Perry defends half of Lit as they systematically kill each other. Meanwhile Della and Gertie party hearty with the boys.
Starring:
Quake as Perry Mason
MindFire as Della Street
redrider4u as Paul Drake
Dixon Carter Lee as Hamilton Burger
Soron as Lt. Tragg
Dumpling as Gertie
July 11-17
Leave it to Beaver
Beaver is a 21 year old virgin, so Wally, Eddie, and Lumpy set him up with his first hooker. A comedy of errors occurs when Ward and June find out.
Starring:
sirhugs as Ward Cleaver
Dream as June Cleaver
miles as Wally Cleaver
Bluereign as Eddie Haskell
Marxist as Lumpy
and CharlotteNCGuy as "The Beaver"
July 18-24
Are You Being Served?
Young Mr. Grace has a stroke after walking in on an orgy.
Starring:
dr_mabeuse as Captain Peacock
Bob_Bytchin as Mr. Lucas
TheFrenchGuy as Mr. Humphries
OggBashen as Mr. Grainger
perdita as Mrs. Slocum
honeylick as Miss Brahms
RumpleForeskin as Mr. Rumboldt
RobDownSouth as Young Mr. Grace
July 19-25
The Brady Bunch
Mike and Carol are shocked to learn the truth about their grown children. Alice and Sam finally do "the nasty" after dating 25 years.
Starring:
timewilltell as Mike Brady
EdibleEmmie as Carol Brady
Tonitits as Alice
ChilledVodka as Sam
Ishmael as Greg
cloudy as Marcia
ubertroll as Peter
Arden as Jan
lobito as Bobby
sweetnpetite as Cindy
July 25-31
Bewitched
Darren catches Endora under Larry's desk. Samantha tires of Darren's small "equipment" and twitches up a bigger one.
Starring:
Darq.Desires as Darren
Sueanninct as Samantha
Kayte as Endora
StaggerLee as Larry Tate
August 1-7
Murder She Wrote
Jessica investigates the strange goings on in the local lighthouse. Amos and Seth try out as dancers at Cabot Cove's new Chippendales Club.
Starring:
Goddess of Souls as Jessica Fletcher
AlwaysAwake as Seth Hazlett
Lancecastor as Amos Tupper
August 8-14
I Love Lucy
Lucy catches Ethel in bed with Ricky and retaliates by tying to find Fred's penis in those baggy pants.
Starring:
raphy as Ricky Ricardo
cookiejar as Lucy Ricardo
tn_8tiv as Fred Mertz
minsue as Ethel Mertz
August 9-15
The Green Hornet
The crime fighters take on an illicit sex ring operating out of the back of a revered Litster's house.
Starring:
Kotori as The Green Hornet
My Erotic Tail as Kato
August 16-22
The Beverly Hillbillies
Jed elopes with Miss Hathaway, Ellie discovers Mr. Drysdale is a dirty old man, Granny decides to "teach" Jethro about the birds and the bees.
Starring:
TheOlderGuy as Jed Clampett
WildRose70 as Granny
higherlevel4u as Jethro
Perks as Elly Mae
Devilish Texan as Mr. Drysdale
done_got_old as Miss Hathaway
August 22-28
Happy Days
Marion learns Howard has fallen for Potsie, Fonz helps Joanie "Come of age," as Richie and Ralph comfort Marion.
Starring:
Ammo as Richie Cunningham
Woodmeister as Howard cunningham
JennyOmanHill as Marion Cunningham
bootgrrl as Joanie Cunningham
ChillyWilly2 as Potsie Webber
Shotokan07 as Ralph Malph
Islander01 as "The Fonz"
August 29-September 3
Gilligan's Island
The castaways miss another chance to leave the island when they oversleep after Gilligan mixes Ecstasy with the liquor at Friday night's orgy.
Starring:
nasty1 as Gilligan
Bachlum Chaam as The Skipper
midwestyankee as The Professor
69forever as Mr. Howell
1sexylady as Mrs. Howell
Feistyred16 as Ginger
SweetBrie as MaryAnn
September 4-10
Get Smart
Max gets jealous when 99 uses his shoe phone as a vibrator.
Starring:
Slick as Maxwell Smart
Gusty Wind as Agent 99
starkpic as The Chief
September 11-17
Gunsmoke
Matt catches Doc and Kitty playing doctor, Chester and Festus both fall in love with the same mule.
Starring:
Whispering_Wolf57 as Matt Dillon
Curious_Fem as Miss Kitty
Ant Knee as Chester
Hanns_Schmidt as Festus
Flywater as Doc
September 18-24
Batman
Batgirl agrees to let her new baby's DNA to be tested. Will Bruce or Dick be the daddy? Stay tuned! Same Bat time! Same Bat channel!
Starring:
LovingTongue as Batman/Bruce Wayne
busybody as Robin/Dick Grayson
lunarsubmissive as Batgirl/Barbara Gordon
The Big Valley
Incest runs rampant in the Barkley household.
Starring:
Erotica_Writings as Victoria
fonestud as Jarrod
Liar as Nick
gauchecritic as Heath
SexyWench as Audra [/QUOTE]
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