Lit Proverbs

[Little_Sister]

A wet pussy is a happy pussy.

 

[Little_Sister]

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.... it's how an engine works.

 

[sweetsauce]

An orgasm in time will get you nine

See a cock, suck it up and all the day you'll have good luck

 

[MausAss]

It's better to have fucked and cummed, than to have never fucked at all.

 

[sweetsauce]

cumming conquers all!

 

[MausAss]

Fuck the police.

 

[sweetsauce]

There's many a slip twixt cock and lips! <either set..lmao>

 

[Little_Sister]

If you can't beat them, rub yourself instead!

 

[peekingone]

The bra and panties don't fall far from the bed

 

[MausAss]

If you fall off a cock, get right back on it.

 

[MausAss]

Never look a free fuck in the mouth.

 

[jameslewis]

In the land of the blind, a one-eyed man is . . . . the only one who cares what you look like.

 

[Sundayschild]

90% means time to clean up the inbox

 

[yellow_rose71]

A picture is worth 100 posts.

 

[dutchrain]

A pic a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[Thandi]

A pic a day keeps the doctor away.

A wank in time saves nine.

 

[IhateClowns]

The salty cock gets the T-shirt.

 

[IhateClowns]

People who live in "Lit" land should not expect monogamous relationships.

 

[37_ttej]

People who live in "Lit" land should not expect monogamous relationships.

Somebody disapproves of mongoose relationships ...

http://i.imgur.com/tNPXIxr.jpg

 

[Miasorrow]

People who live in "Lit" land should not expect monogamous relationships.

Zero expectations saves you time.