Lit Proverbs

[peekingone]

Best way to a mans heart is play with his cock

 

[AbsintheFather]

Do others as you would have them do you

 

[ydahecnot]

Pervs of a feather cum together

Bingo!

 

[37_ttej]

'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.'

Or is that, 'A bird on your hand is better than being too butch'?

Or, 'A handy bird can take two in the bush'?

I dunno, proverbs just confuse me.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pervs of a feather cum together

hehe, so true

 

[AbsintheFather]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you . . . unless, of course, she's into that.

 

[elli1]

kinky is as kinky does

 

[elli1]

when the SO's away, the lister will play

 

[AbsintheFather]

when the SO's away, the lister will play

I resemble that remark!

 

[elli1]

once bitten, twice eager

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

open wide and say, "ahhh!"

 

[AbsintheFather]

One more.

People who live in glass houses . . . are great voyeur story subjects

 

[dutchrain]

When in Litland, do as the Litsters.

 

[Little_Sister]

Always write in lemon when you are too embarrassed to say it out loud.

 

[Miasorrow]

Two oozes, one room! So many possibilities.

 

[Sundayschild]

Two oozes, one room! So many possibilities.

What...? Please explain?

 

[elli1]

all's well that ends in an orgasm

 

[Sundayschild]

all's well that ends in an orgasm

I'd love to quote you on that one

 

[Miasorrow]

What...? Please explain?

Ok ok.
One city, too many options, so very many possibilities..

( got it? )

 

[elli1]

one broken condom will spoil the whole gang bang

 

[Sundayschild]

Ok ok.
One city, too many options, so very many possibilities..

( got it? )

I don't doubt it - I envy the lucky winner x

 

[elli1]

one swallow doesn't make a girlfriend

 

[elli1]

the proof of the pussy is in the eating, gentlemen!

 

[elli1]

don't have too many cocks in the pussy

 

[wtex]

If she sucks and doesn't succeed, she should keep on sucking till she does suck seed.