Lit Poll!!

[Dick thick]

How many of you guys and girls were ever caught masturbating? By whom? what happened? I was caught by my Mom. She looked, said nothing and closed the door. It took all my couragr yo go to thr dinner table that evening, but when I did, she gave me a sort of "we've got a secret" look and never mentioned it.Girls especially-fess up! The truth will set you free.

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[Velius]

Never caught.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Velius]

I've never been caught, either. Sorry we're so boring!

Hehe maybe we can get caught doing something else

 

[erotichealingmist]

Never have been caught.

 

[Devilish1]

I have never been caught masturbating, but my mom did come home early one day from work when i was about 14 and found 2 other 14 yr old boys in the house with me.......LOL
I got grounded for a week and was threaten to get the lashing of my life if i was ever caught with boys in the house when either of my parents was home.
NO We wasnt doing anything........ yet.....LMAO
Damn i wished i had at least 30 more minutes that day.....*Sigh*
Memorys.

 

[Secret Kate]

Never been caught

at anything sexual - except maybe the kids walking in on mommy and daddy when they were very little - but nothing since then.

I have been caught speeding though - twice! - well twice with tickets, and once with a warning! - but not in the last 12 years!

 

[Velius]

I have never been caught masturbating, but my mom did come home early one day from work when i was about 14 and found 2 other 14 yr old boys in the house with me.......LOL
I got grounded for a week and was threaten to get the lashing of my life if i was ever caught with boys in the house when either of my parents was home.
NO We wasnt doing anything........ yet.....LMAO
Damn i wished i had at least 30 more minutes that day.....*Sigh*
Memorys.

LOL hehe that would have sucked.

 

[littlekateyes]

Never caught, would like to be now that I am older. (Not by my parents!)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't masturbate. I sky-dive naked.

 

[Velius]

Never caught, would like to be now that I am older. (Not by my parents!)

Hehe that would be fun.

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

I always get caught!! I got caught by my dad masturbating when I was about 14. Then he caught me fucking my girlfriend a couple years later. And finally, my daughter caught my wife giving me a BJ just the other night. Hope it doesn't traumitize her to much.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know why women don't sky-dive naked?

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They whistle all the way down.

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

I don't masturbate. I sky-dive naked.

Next time masturbate on your way down. Then you'll have the best of both worlds. LOL

 

[Saytur]

yep ... mom, she nevers knocks

ducked her for days ... still weirds me out when I think about it, thanks for bringing it up

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

yep ... mom, she nevers knocks

ducked her for days ... still weirds me out when I think about it, thanks for bringing it up

LOL.... I feel sorry for you man. At least dad understands.

 

[littlekateyes]

Hehe that would be fun.

I think it would be great. Oh the dreams the dreams.

 

[Velius]

Haha Saytur, that would suck soo bad. What did your mom say? (Curious...)

EMP, damn man, you need to buy some locks or something, sheesh.

 

[Velius]

I think it would be great. Oh the dreams the dreams.

I'll walk in on you any day

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

EMP, damn man, you need to buy some locks or something, sheesh.

Now shit man..... I have the worst luck when it comes to people catching me in action. Luckily, my daughter can't see without her glasses.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Luckily, my daughter can't see without her glasses.

ohh thats just wrong, lol

 

[Velius]

Now shit man..... I have the worst luck when it comes to people catching me in action. Luckily, my daughter can't see without her glasses.

I am soo incredibly glad I have never been caught. God that would be so fucking embarassing (I get embarassed too easily too).

 

[sunstruck]

I wouldn't say I've ever been "caught". When I was in college I lived with 3 guys and I simply didn't care if they heard my vibe through the wall or not. lol I was told it helped them along when they were on their own as well. lol

 

[HeavyStick]

never been caught