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im just assuming this whole thread doesnt apply to me at all. . . .well especially the part about no one being interested in my penis as much as I am. . ..
 
AllenWmsUSA said:
Guys, before you post that incredibly insightful thought that is just burning a hole to get out of your cranium, please read through this list of Fucking Frequently Asked Questions (FFAQ). You'll find your incredibly lame ass question listed along with the reality reply. Please, no need to thank me, just a bro helping out a bro. Ladies, however, you can thank me (PM for details on acceptable shows of gratitude).
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I disagree with some of that, and you assume a lot of stuff that's just flat wrong... here's the details in my answers:


1. "Does anyone want to see me on webcam?"


Maybe.

We know for a fact that some women like to see guys jack off and even some husbands involved in hotwifing watch guy do it on cam while showing their wife's pics to them.


2. "Does anyone want to meet up this weekend in [insert city here]?"


Maybe.

We usually put an ad in looking for guys when we go out of town but we also look at the ads in that area in case someone's interesting. We also sometimes play with guys from out-of-town.

3. "Does anyone want to talk about [insert your fetish here]?"

Yes, someone probably does. I've often chatted with other husbands about hotwifing and for more details look at my answer to #1 and give it some thought, bearing in mind that some people just do email exchanges but there's also a voice feature on most IM services and we see ads all the time where hubbies want to talk on the phone (ever see the "phone about wife" ads???

4. "I'm bored at work, who wants to chat with me?"

Sometimes people do that. (read that as "often certain people do that"). Post on sites I visit are not all that unusual where either the husband or wife will be posting pics from their office and chatting with people that make comments on their posts or that IM them.

It's no great leap to consider that it might happen the other way around as well.


5. "Are there any ladies from India?"

Probably. The guy may of may not get a response depending of the totality of his post but you can't blame him for asking. I know of one legitimate cuckold husband (from Bhopal, I think) that share his wife with both Indian and certain western men and it's likely that he's had his wife respond at times.


6. "Whatever, whatever, whatever?" (with zero information provided in profile or post)

Your thoughts on this are dead on accurate. we're trying to make a determination of whether or not we want to meet with some guy but he has lousy pics (read that: "blurry or otherwise unusable") and virtually no info about himself.

Yes, we do want to see cock pics but we also want to get a good idea of your body type so we need a good torso shot 9a tight t-shirt is fine) sure, go ahead and make it from the neck down or blur your face.

And I can't stress this enough: Give us enough info to get an idea of your personality and lifestyle. One-liners tell us nothing whether on your profile of in response to one of out ads.


7. "I just sent you a PM" (in response to obvious spam post)

Most of your answer is just flat wrong.

Sure, there's not doubt that such posts are suspect but we know of examples where younger women do like to fuck older men because it's what they like. It's really not at all uncommon.

Early on women are open to dating men that are a bit older and we see ads all the time where the wife wants an older fellow, particularly when it's about D/s play.





I'll go on to say that yes, it's ow class for guys to put a crappy ad in and then slam the women in the area when they get no responses... those are usually the clueless guys with bad pics and no text, not to mention the atrocious spelling and grammar.

We do realize that the language has changed with texting encouraging the use of acronyms and abbreviations but when you have a full-sized keyboard and plenty of time it just makes you appear to be an illiterate fool, or a self-centered, rude jackass or worse... either way the ladies aren't going to want to fuck you and if it happens to be a husband doing the screening odds are the wife will never even see your note.
 
This is a double post... tried to delete it a couple of times but it won't take for some reason.

The site logged me out while I was typing and I didn't realize I'd posted twice.

I've deleted the text because it's a long post and there's no sense in in being here... it's the exact as my post above.

Maybe a mod will come along and get rid of the excess for me.
 
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dfwmilf said:
I disagree with some of that, and you assume a lot of stuff that's just flat wrong... here's the details in my answers:


....like a total dumbass.
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Damn! Make this into a sticky!
Very well put.
 
RyanBlack said:
im just assuming this whole thread doesnt apply to me at all. . . .well especially the part about no one being interested in my penis as much as I am. . ..
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Ah Ryan...being the kindly person I am, I'll come and play with your penis if no-one else wants to...
 
AllenWmsUSA said:
Fellas, fellas, fellas. Slow down and use your brain. Do attractive nymphos between the ages of 18 and 22 want to fuck you in real life? No. So do you really think they want to fuck you on the interwebs? Again, no. Not for free anyway. One of the truly enlightening moments in a person's life is when they understand and come to terms with their place on the attractiveness food chain. Embrace who you are, love yourself, and always remember that a 30-year-old "4" will never, ever, ever, be with a 19-year-old "10". Not without an exchange of currency, anyway.
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well that explains why old dudes get all the hotties....$$$ should have known! After I make my millions my first objective is to currupt some hot yuppie girl.
 
EnglishEm said:
:eek:...I cannot believe you just called me a prossie...:(...Don't speak to me ever again...Ryan, Ryan?..Did you hear what Mark just called me?...sniff...:(
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I did not call you a prossie, a slovenly slut, thats a different matter..:p
 
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Ladies and men,
Do not listen to this male named Allen.

Ladies, I am looking for a nice woman from India. We will start slow. You can entertain me on cam while I am bored at work and I will tell you about my very sexy fetish of putting women without arms in barrels and then stick my dick trhough holes in the barrel so you can suck it. I know you sexy 19 year old Indian girls will want to do this because I am at least a 5 on the handsome scale. After this cam session we will be able to hook up in real life - i will bring my own barrel for you. Please PM me so we can start, but not if you are using Vista. 7 is a much more stable operating system. However, I will be willing to help you with your Vista prior to our Camming for $49 the first hour of support.
Hurry and PM me,
Steve
 
mtwain4u said:
Ladies and men,
Do not listen to this male named Allen.

Ladies, I am looking for a nice woman from India. We will start slow. You can entertain me on cam while I am bored at work and I will tell you about my very sexy fetish of putting women without arms in barrels and then stick my dick trhough holes in the barrel so you can suck it. I know you sexy 19 year old Indian girls will want to do this because I am at least a 5 on the handsome scale. After this cam session we will be able to hook up in real life - i will bring my own barrel for you. Please PM me so we can start, but not if you are using Vista. 7 is a much more stable operating system. However, I will be willing to help you with your Vista prior to our Camming for $49 the first hour of support.
Hurry and PM me,
Steve
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This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day!! Thank you!!
 
this was very funny, I am not bothered so much by those that ask first if I want to, what truly pisses me off are the ones who simply send you pictures of there cocks.....I seriously am tempted to do some nasty alterations with photo shop and post them ......but I just cant bring myself to be nasty enough to do it.
 
mtwain4u said:
Ladies and men,
Do not listen to this male named Allen.

Ladies, I am looking for a nice woman from India. We will start slow. You can entertain me on cam while I am bored at work and I will tell you about my very sexy fetish of putting women without arms in barrels and then stick my dick trhough holes in the barrel so you can suck it. I know you sexy 19 year old Indian girls will want to do this because I am at least a 5 on the handsome scale. After this cam session we will be able to hook up in real life - i will bring my own barrel for you. Please PM me so we can start, but not if you are using Vista. 7 is a much more stable operating system. However, I will be willing to help you with your Vista prior to our Camming for $49 the first hour of support.
Hurry and PM me,
Steve
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Outstanding! :)
 
Rayne_Clowd said:
this was very funny, I am not bothered so much by those that ask first if I want to, what truly pisses me off are the ones who simply send you pictures of there cocks.....I seriously am tempted to do some nasty alterations with photo shop and post them ......but I just cant bring myself to be nasty enough to do it.
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You get sent pictures of cocks?:eek:

I must be doing something wrong...:rolleyes:
 
mtwain4u said:
Ladies and men,
Do not listen to this male named Allen.

Ladies, I am looking for a nice woman from India. We will start slow. You can entertain me on cam while I am bored at work and I will tell you about my very sexy fetish of putting women without arms in barrels and then stick my dick trhough holes in the barrel so you can suck it. I know you sexy 19 year old Indian girls will want to do this because I am at least a 5 on the handsome scale. After this cam session we will be able to hook up in real life - i will bring my own barrel for you. Please PM me so we can start, but not if you are using Vista. 7 is a much more stable operating system. However, I will be willing to help you with your Vista prior to our Camming for $49 the first hour of support.
Hurry and PM me,
Steve
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Ravi? is that you?...
 
mtwain4u said:
Ladies and men,
Do not listen to this male named Allen.

Ladies, I am looking for a nice woman from India. We will start slow. You can entertain me on cam while I am bored at work and I will tell you about my very sexy fetish of putting women without arms in barrels and then stick my dick trhough holes in the barrel so you can suck it. I know you sexy 19 year old Indian girls will want to do this because I am at least a 5 on the handsome scale. After this cam session we will be able to hook up in real life - i will bring my own barrel for you. Please PM me so we can start, but not if you are using Vista. 7 is a much more stable operating system. However, I will be willing to help you with your Vista prior to our Camming for $49 the first hour of support.
Hurry and PM me,
Steve
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LMAO...
 
Rayne_Clowd said:
this was very funny, I am not bothered so much by those that ask first if I want to, what truly pisses me off are the ones who simply send you pictures of there cocks.....I seriously am tempted to do some nasty alterations with photo shop and post them ......but I just cant bring myself to be nasty enough to do it.
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lol............if I had the skills you do I would be tempted to doing this myself!!!!
 
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