Lit Men, Check in Here:

[Freya]

Do drunk Lit females count for anything?

 

[Rhys]

apparently there are at least two on this thread

 

[Summery]

I am politely drunk.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

At this point darlin', you could do anything you want.

They all say that when they live on the other side of the world....

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Do drunk Lit females count for anything?

As far as I'm concerned, they count for everything!

 

[bknight2602]

Boys have cooties.

ick.

Not so!

 

[Summery]

I like boys and I am not afraid of cooties.

I mean I like men.

 

[Rhys]

I like boys and I am not afraid of cooties.

I mean I like men.

oh glad you disclaimered that one

 

[Summery]

OK, absolutely...but you owe me big!

And, Nora, you know you want me, stop hiding it! Me, and my cooties!

When you say owe big, what exactly does that mean?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

By 'owe big', I mean...ummm...well, honestly, I hadn't thought that far ahead...you owe me whatever you feel like giving! (and if sex isn't an option, my second choice is Gummy Bears...yummy!)

 

[Summery]

By 'owe big', I mean...ummm...well, honestly, I hadn't thought that far ahead...you owe me whatever you feel like giving! (and if sex isn't an option, my second choice is Gummy Bears...yummy!)

Ooooh, I could strategically place the gummy bears on my body.

 

[teddybear4play]

I'm here, but I'm sleepy.

TB4p

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Ooooh, I could strategically place the gummy bears on my body.

That would be a reward for both of us, wouldn't it? The green ones are my favorite, so pick a special spot for those.

 

[Summery]

That would be a reward for both of us, wouldn't it? The green ones are my favorite, so pick a special spot for those.

I have a perfect spot for the green ones. I like the multi colored ones! We'll get along lustfully.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

This is going to be the start of a beautiful...whatever you call it, whasname, thingy...never mind, just get started with the gummy placement, and I 'll get the tongue warmed up.

 

[Draco]

*standing to attention*

You called Ma'am......????

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Here!

 

[Ishmael]

Checking in.

Ishmael

 

[Draco]

I am politely drunk.

Bah, thats NO fun, call me when you get "super horny, will fuck paint off a table drunk", then we'll have some fun....

 

[Summery]

Laughing!

It's funny to go back and read some of this stuff sober now.
Still horny though.

You are truly incorrigible, Draco! Kind of like you that way.
Want to pudding wrestle me?



Good Morning to the men of Lit!

 

[Lost Cause]

ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh..........

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

Berlin!

 

[Summery]

Nice lyric choice. I am an old fan of Berlin.

Oh and, Good Morning!

 

[Draco]

You are truly incorrigible, Draco! Kind of like you that way.
Want to pudding wrestle me?[/B]

Baby, grab the whip cream and I'm SO THERE....

*Ok, disclaimer: My flatmate and I had a wine tasting session this evening....so.....The management of Draco INC dis-avowes any knowledge of my postings...


Now....go to your corner, and at the bell...WRESTLE...



DING!!!!

Edited coz Drunk Draco cant type for shit......

 

[Lost Cause]

G'morning, did you sleep well?

It's 0339hrs PST up here. You might like this site; www.berlinpage.com

 

[Summery]

Baby, grab the whip cream and I'm SO THERE....

*Ok, disclaimer: My flatmate and I had a wine tasting session this evening....so.....The management of Draco INC dis-avowes any knowledge of my postings...


Now....go to your corner, and at the bell...WRESTLE...



DING!!!!

Edited coz Drunk Draco cant type for shit......

LMAO! Mmm... a little wine tasting? Anything good?

Yummy, whipped cream goes good with chocolate pudding and Me! But, I think we need a cherry on top!