Lit Legislation

[Wild_Honey_66]

What law would you enact for the betterment of your fellow Litsters? Frivolous (and perhaps filthy ) answers please - no politics/guns/religion.

I'll start:

Be it enacted by the Elders and Senate of Lit that both Steak and Blowjob day and Cake and Cunnilingus day now occur monthly instead of annually.

I could go for some cake.

Tits or gtfo?

I'm sure that's already the roolz. <nods>

Balls or gtfo for the gents. Can't have them feeling passed over.

Can Threesome Thursdays not be added to the ballot?

There's a thread for that! (purr)

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1118499

 

[islandjoe2]

I'd like to propose that with a vote of 10 or more aye's, a Litster may be banished straight to hell forever. In both the rhetorical and literal sense.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No cockatars. I'm sorry. They're just never attractive.

 

[SimplyMsT]

No cockatars. I'm sorry. They're just never attractive.

Oh I fucking second that ...

 

[Trekka]

I second the motion. HB makes 3. Trekka is in for a fun weekend.

I'd like to propose subsidized incentives for publicly posted sexcapades.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'd like to propose that with a vote of 10 or more aye's, a Litster may be banished straight to hell forever. In both the rhetorical and literal sense.

I second this motion.
Is there any question on the floor?
All opposed?
In favor?
The motion carries with a unanimous vote.

Now, about the sub-bill attached to this amendment granting me Supreme Ruler of Everything status.... When do I get my guillotine?

 

[islandjoe2]

I second this motion.
Is there any question on the floor?
All opposed?
In favor?
The motion carries with a unanimous vote.

Now, about the sub-bill attached to this amendment granting me Supreme Ruler of Everything status.... When do I get my guillotine?

*sets record for world's fastest construction of a 3 person guillotine*

 

[Amalgamation]

I'd like to propose subsidized incentives for publicly posted sexcapades.

Incentives?

There's an app for that.

 

[Hornblende]

I'd like to propose that with a vote of 10 or more aye's, a Litster may be banished straight to hell forever. In both the rhetorical and literal sense.

This became law. For those of us who don't believe in hell we attached an amendment sentencing offenders to go on a diet with SexyAlison.

No cockatars. I'm sorry. They're just never attractive.

Abso-effin-lutely.

I'd like to propose subsidized incentives for publicly posted sexcapades.

Now this is a fine idea!

Now, about the sub-bill attached to this amendment granting me Supreme Ruler of Everything status.... When do I get my guillotine?

Ah, now about the guillotine. Somebody stole the blade. However, we have a pillory and a riding crop!

 

[mickyp123]

Trolls shall be rolled down a long hill naked inside a drum lined with carpet gripper rods

 

[Lunation]

I for one sort of like the Lord of the Flies vibe we have going on.

 

[Hornblende]

I for one sort of like the Lord of the Flies vibe we have going on.

Can you pass the conch back? I have something important to say...

 

[TheSilverLining]

No cockatars. I'm sorry. They're just never attractive.

But unsolicited cockshots via PM is acceptable? Gotcha.



Fucker.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Balls or gtfo for the gents. Can't have them feeling passed over.

It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that you should never neglect the balls.

(But I can't see that working quite as well as the tits thing. That kind of attention is best paid in person...)

 

[DarkSimian]

Incentives?

There's an fapp for that.

Fixed it

 

[mickyp123]

But unsolicited cockshots via PM is acceptable? Gotcha.



Fucker.

I would have done that via pm but Lit can't cope with the file size,

You have such style and eloquence with your word delivery Silver, i know someone else that uses that word in the same way.

 

[mickyp123]

I would like legislation passed that if one writes something that arouses a Lit Lady, she should let you know by awarding you an LSGA Literotica Slick Gusset Award.

They in turn can also be awarded the same from the Gents

 

[SimplyMsT]

But unsolicited cockshots via PM is acceptable? Gotcha.



Fucker.

I say we start a thread and post all of these unsolicited cocks in it ...

Keep all the dicks in one spot!

 

[mickyp123]

I say we start a thread and post all of these unsolicited cocks in it ...

Keep all the dicks in one spot!

brill idea with senders lit name initials only

 

[SimplyMsT]

brill idea with senders lit name initials only

Even better!!!

Now to just get some of those pm's ....

 

[Lunation]

Can you pass the conch back? I have something important to say...

Ok. But only if you stop hogging the severed pig head.

 

[hungsexyman]

To not post under you answering the poster above you, cutting you out of the conversation and seeming like your post is ignored.