Lit ladies, show us your curves...

[y=mx+b]

Take a picture.

the camera hates me

 

[rbijon]

snapped today.

Your secret is out.....You're from Babeville, I knew it......I knew it!

 

[Dhalgren150]

Wrong fu**ing thread.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

buttybum



buttyboobs from wet white top set

*sucks in air through teeth*

You need some proper photos taken of your rounded edges, milady Butty. Honestly, your ill-lit webcam ain't doing your curves justice!

 

[Killswitch]

*sucks in air through teeth*

You need some proper photos taken of your rounded edges, milady Butty. Honestly, your ill-lit webcam ain't doing your curves justice!

But the darkness hides a lot of the cheechez and stretch marks whick is always a great idea.

 

[JustSkye]

But the darkness hides a lot of the cheechez and stretch marks whick is always a great idea.

can you stop being an ass for even just a little while??

You're not so perfect that you should be in here throwing stones.

 

[GeneralBoardAlt]

can you stop being an ass for even just a little while??

You're not so perfect that you should be in here throwing stones.

The boy is right.

Women take pics like that to hide fatness and elastic crevices. If she were happy with her body she would turn the light on instead of making it look like she took the photo with a vintage 1978 flash cube camera.

 

[iharb2006]

Uploading tiny pictures will not make your big booty look any smaller.

You need to be on this thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=417669

Awesome thread. Thanks for the link.

 

[blunt_trauma]

can you stop being an ass for even just a little while??

You're not so perfect that you should be in here throwing stones.

we all remember his pics...

 

[GeneralBoardAlt]

snapped today.

You need to lose some pounds, very flabby.

 

[mansome]

can you stop being an ass for even just a little while??

You're not so perfect that you should be in here throwing stones.

I have a feeling this guy would cream his jeans if a woman this sexy even gave him a hint of a chance.

 

[Honey123]

Honey 123 is in a perpetual state of denial, myself and others have labored mightily to tell her how beautiful, but she swats us off like flies, using the old 1-2-3.

LOL.. Is that what I do? {{hugs}}

 

[Saint Peter]

LOL.. Is that what I do? {{hugs}}

Come sit on Santa's lap.

 

[Honey123]

Come sit on Santa's lap.

and then what?

 

[buck4944]

snapped today.

very nice & sexy

 

[Saint Peter]

and then what?

Take a ride in my sled.

 

[Honey123]

Take a ride in my sled.

do you have tiny raindeer?

 

[Saint Peter]

do you have tiny raindeer?

Only for dinner.

 

[Honey123]

Only for dinner.

 

[thør]

do you have tiny raindeer?

I have reindeer sausage in the fridge.......

Only for dinner.

Sausage for breakfast, steaks for dinner.

 

[thør]

LOL.. Is that what I do? {{hugs}}

You are going to melt all my snow!!!!!

 

[butters]

But the darkness hides a lot of the cheechez and stretch marks whick is always a great idea.

if vanity was a concern, Killswitch, do you really think I'd post a well-lit shot of my face (bare of makeup and ill at the tim)e and use it as my avatar more than once? Or do the shots with the choccy fingers up my nose and under it like a dirty sanchez? If you really believe I choose such shitty lighting in order to hide my imperfections, then I pity you. Really. At my age I am past caring as much as that.

*sucks in air through teeth*

You need some proper photos taken of your rounded edges, milady Butty. Honestly, your ill-lit webcam ain't doing your curves justice!

I know, I know. The cam is cheap but the worst offender is the energy-saver lightbulbs. They are so crap!

 

[mansome]

chip... you look very sexy. don't let this kills witch guy get to ya.

 

[butters]

chip... you look very sexy. don't let this kills witch guy get to ya.

seriously, after the guy I lived with for 18 years, killswitch is a toothless puppy. but thankyou for your kind comment.

 

[kiba]

chip... you look very sexy. don't let this kills witch guy get to ya.

what he said i concur