Honey123
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Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!
Wait a minute...back up... fell into a WHISKEY BARREL???? Ok...story time.
Lit ladies, show us your curves...
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Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!
Wait a minute...back up... fell into a WHISKEY BARREL???? Ok...story time.
mandy1212
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not really curves but I fell in a whisky barrel yesterday and got this lovey bruise
ETA: try now.
How the hell did you fall in a whisky barrel?
mandy1212
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we bought one ages ago to use as a water butt. I had to trim the hedge so figured I could stand on it rather than faff with ladders. I didn't realise the lid had rotted and it held for about 30 seconds before Whooosh!
I was waist deep in whisky sour water to the amusement of my mum and neighbours (all of whom missed the spectacular descent
). Plus getting out of a narrow barrel which is armpit high was.. challenging.I thought the bruise would be more impressive cause it hurts like mad, especially as it's on my already mashed up thigh.
It's made me think I need to find a gym mind
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not really curves but I fell in a whisky barrel yesterday and got this lovey bruise
ETA: try now.
You should rub something into the bruise.
Honey123
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we bought one ages ago to use as a water butt. I had to trim the hedge so figured I could stand on it rather than faff with ladders. I didn't realise the lid had rotted and it held for about 30 seconds before Whooosh!
I was waist deep in whisky sour water to the amusement of my mum and neighbours (all of whom missed the spectacular descent
I thought the bruise would be more impressive cause it hurts like mad, especially as it's on my already mashed up thigh.
It's made me think I need to find a gym mind
girl... no matter what, that looks like it hurt like hell... *kisses the bruises and hopes you feel better..*
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koalabear
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Short straw.......
mandy1212
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we bought one ages ago to use as a water butt. I had to trim the hedge so figured I could stand on it rather than faff with ladders. I didn't realise the lid had rotted and it held for about 30 seconds before Whooosh!
I was waist deep in whisky sour water to the amusement of my mum and neighbours (all of whom missed the spectacular descent
I thought the bruise would be more impressive cause it hurts like mad, especially as it's on my already mashed up thigh.
It's made me think I need to find a gym mind
Ouch. Sounds like a scene from one of those black and white silent films!
shaped in a RED X???????????
It's all in the 2-D geometry plotting.
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IrezumiKiss
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it was pretty funny actually
Did your soaked garments cling to your body and wetly expose your succulent teats and hips under your smallclothes to the air?
Luk
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You wear it very well.
butters
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not really curves but I fell in a whisky barrel yesterday and got this lovey bruise
ETA: try now.
ruddy hell
that's gonna get colourful over the next week
pics!
nice bum bum
mandy1212
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mark197205
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not really curves but I fell in a whisky barrel yesterday and got this lovey bruise
ETA: try now.
I dont see no bollocks, fortunately...
IrezumiKiss
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Thank you.
Provide me with some Dinosaur Jr and a shower then I'll be happy!
How 'bout I give you a "dinosaur" in the shower? And it ain't a junior, either!
mandy1212
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mandy1212
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How 'bout I give you a "dinosaur" in the shower? And it ain't a junior, either!
Any time darlin'
Luk
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Thank you.
Provide me with some Dinosaur Jr and a shower then I'll be happy!
You got it.
http://i32.tinypic.com/o77dwz.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/2yytwzc.jpg
mandy1212
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Perfect!
But I'm liable to have a full blown chat with that face thing in the shower!
Last one from me. I've shown enough flesh for the night.
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butters
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now they're the kind of boobs I'd choose if i could say which type I'd have
BustingOut
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Mandy, absolutely GORGEOUS!
