Lit is not just a fucking porn site.

tortoise said:
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

I remember that verse when I was a young child. I am much older and more refined now, but can I say one thing?

Yes, I can!

HEY, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE and if all you can do is insult, then you have a great deal to get over your insecurities.

You dumb bitch! :eek:
 
Say Tortoise..
What was the point of posting that mean-spirited poem, anyway?



Cym, I absolutely agree with your post.

But Hell..I'm always in agreement with your beautiful mind..so who's really shocked?
~grins~


Verge..
I've been a missing you..
=}
 
It's a monty python song...

So, if Lit was a porn site.... could I be, like, a porn star?

MechaBlade,
Exhibitionist of Literary Delights
:D
 
Like the sun after the rain…

Dhalgren said:
Say Tortoise..
What was the point of posting that mean-spirited poem, anyway?



Cym, I absolutely agree with your post.

But Hell..I'm always in agreement with your beautiful mind..so who's really shocked?
~grins~


Verge..
I've been a missing you..
=}

I thought about Tortoise's post and I chuckled a bit. It's just that that person is a tad bit blind and narrow minded. I thought to get in a further huff about the matter, but I realized as I looked up and saw the sunset, that life is too short to harness such bitterness over another's callousness.

Anyway, it's a cool night here in S.F. I just finished getting these old French doors out of the garage and I hung the doors, yet was disappointed the lack of original Victorian hardware, and I washed the dirt off with oil soap. I used concentric circles to clean the first few layers and will labor over it with passion to restore the doors and the aesthetics of yester-years.

Dhalgren, I am closer than ever, yet still distanced over seven hours. I believe it's time you came to release some tension and visit S.F. and perhaps some coffee or dancing with a friend among yours. Then again, my familiar archetype, I am never far and either are you. Each day I am inspired, there are people like you whose words and very existence are as warm as the CA sun.
 
I’m always a little envious when my close friends move to the city I always wish I was in..
~smiles~

Yeah…I am very much due for a visit.
My best friend lives there and I’ve been missing her so..

I used to go so often..because my soul lives there, ya know.

I won’t hop that flight that takes 50 minutes from here to there..I’m still vary of flying for some odd reason.

Boy..the drive is sure beautiful, though.
Driving up the coast..stopping in Big Sur…

Verge..I’m so very happy for you!!
And yeah..write my email account..
Let’s really talk..okay?

(I knew you weren’t really hurt by the Blue Meanie with the racist tongue. I just thought it so unnecessary and I saw your tone change in a way I’ve never seen.)
 
Dhalgren said:
I’m always a little envious when my close friends move to the city I always wish I was in..
~smiles~

Yeah…I am very much due for a visit.
My best friend lives there and I’ve been missing her so..

I used to go so often..because my soul lives there, ya know.

I won’t hop that flight that takes 50 minutes from here to there..I’m still vary of flying for some odd reason.

Boy..the drive is sure beautiful, though.
Driving up the coast..stopping in Big Sur…

Verge..I’m so very happy for you!!
And yeah..write my email account..
Let’s really talk..okay?

(I knew you weren’t really hurt by the Blue Meanie with the racist tongue. I just thought it so unnecessary and I saw your tone change in a way I’ve never seen.)

I have only traveled as far down as Half Moon Bay so far. I am sure if I arrived in Santa Cruz, I would be able to appreciate the views and the CA coast more. I have yert to dip my feet in the water, but I can sense it from the very surroundings and scents in the air.

I am a bit disppaointed and upset, but I have to channel that away and focus on other things.

Yes, it's been a while since we have spoken and a while since we have written, but friendships are timeless, no? Anyway, I look forward to the next time and…talk later via e-mail or otherwise.

I have missed my L.A. muse or at least one of them, hark!
 
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