Queersetti
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Does anyone know when the Lit Calendar will be working again?
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Noor
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It stopped in 2006 and hasn't worked since, although new members' birth dates are added in the previous days somehow.
Byron, who actually worked on the software that the forum is sitting on, told me it could be easily fixed but I don't remember how. Also, what was easy for Byron does not necessarily mean easy for anyone else. I do know someone who would know once I figure out how to ask without mentioning Lit.
Queersetti
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Who do you have to blow to get a sticky around here?
ms_ann_thrope
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Cade?
Queersetti
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Seeing as how I just now found out there was a Lit Calendar, it's not worth it.
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Someone should start a thread about the geology of Umbriel just to see how Noor would find a way to make a post about Bryon.
Queersetti
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She doesn't name drop Byron any more than Rob does Vetteman.
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You would think there would be one, since Laurel and Manu are both Discordian popes.
When I first came back here several months ago, when I began actually reading the board again, I distinctly remember thinking, "… Did he always do that?"
Queersetti
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No, it's become like a really low rent version of Les Miserables.
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Noor
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No dying please, Q!
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Its scheduled to be reinstated right after Chat is repaired.
Classy...
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Queersetti
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I can't die, I have to start a new thread everyday asking why the calendar isn't working.
Noor
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Good and if you get tired of that, search is not working that well either, I can give you details.
Queersetti
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Lit Search has always been lousy. Over the years I have figured out a number of workarounds, but it's still a pain in the ass.
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Maybe I will start making them about you
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-feENtS45lDw/UFxseMcAhwI/AAAAAAAAeHI/ntPSLEpgcn4/s1600/crocs..jpg
Noor
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It has gotten worse in the past few years, depending how you search on the exact same thing, you can get different results. Then there is the no longer able to searching for 4 letter words like "Noor"
Noor
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Wait, he wears elastic bottom jeans, socks and crocs? This is going to be more difficult than I thought...
parodyluvr75
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Wait, he wears elastic bottom jeans, socks and crocs? This is going to be more difficult than I thought...
Sweatpants and crocs, I have no idea about if he wears socks with them. I know, terrifying, ain't it.
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is that johnny?
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I bet Chat and Calendar are just fucking in the back room, laughing at everyone's combined unhappiness.
The back room, being Chat's room. Allllllll kinds of sexin' space in there. You know people have left some twisted-ass toys strewn around. Plus a couple of Petey's asshooks.
IN FACT: I bet the denial of their services to the masses is pushing them both over the edge, time after time.
IN FACT, PART DEUX: This is all just an elaborate scheme to piss off Garnate. She will have to go on blood pressure pills, and once she's fit to face the chat-less world, she will write a book about FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL WIFE or possibly HOW TO GOOGLE THE GOOD PRONS and then she'll spill a martini on Oprah's sofa when she's there plugging her book, not to mention get plugged by whichever Jonas brother is also on the show that day (in the back room, thinking of Chat and Calendar).
Once she has beat the street (and the meat) in her efforts to wean people off the idea of Lit Chat and Calendar, they will come back. Resounding, triumphant, addicting.
The threads will cease.
Men will stop fucking their actual wives again.
Garnate will go back to her booze and Chinese, with sad cleavage.
But now we have to wait for her to get with the program, sheesh.
The back room, being Chat's room. Allllllll kinds of sexin' space in there. You know people have left some twisted-ass toys strewn around. Plus a couple of Petey's asshooks.
IN FACT: I bet the denial of their services to the masses is pushing them both over the edge, time after time.
IN FACT, PART DEUX: This is all just an elaborate scheme to piss off Garnate. She will have to go on blood pressure pills, and once she's fit to face the chat-less world, she will write a book about FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL WIFE or possibly HOW TO GOOGLE THE GOOD PRONS and then she'll spill a martini on Oprah's sofa when she's there plugging her book, not to mention get plugged by whichever Jonas brother is also on the show that day (in the back room, thinking of Chat and Calendar).
Once she has beat the street (and the meat) in her efforts to wean people off the idea of Lit Chat and Calendar, they will come back. Resounding, triumphant, addicting.
The threads will cease.
Men will stop fucking their actual wives again.
Garnate will go back to her booze and Chinese, with sad cleavage.
But now we have to wait for her to get with the program, sheesh.
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