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naughty ain't i?Morrigu said:What a way to start the day GA
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awwww, gee. *blush*Morrigu said:But incredibly yummy with it
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LOL. naughty girl, you.Morrigu said:Ah, which cheeks?
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geronimo_appleby
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged
to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,
"I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her oyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,
"I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her oyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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geronimo_appleby said:
ROFL...I like that one!
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*Silently an arm chair pulls back in the middle of the BB living room while everyone is out in the garden and a platform rises*
Mmmmmwwwwwwwooooaaaahhhhhhhh
Time to go through the house mates underwear draws.... I wonder if anyone has anything in my size........Mmmm. "M" seems to have a kinky looking vibro. Oo, a gun shaped one...........I wonder if that'll fit *whistles a merry tune as I wander back to my secret escape hatch*
Mmmmmwwwwwwwooooaaaahhhhhhhh
Time to go through the house mates underwear draws.... I wonder if anyone has anything in my size........Mmmm. "M" seems to have a kinky looking vibro. Oo, a gun shaped one...........I wonder if that'll fit *whistles a merry tune as I wander back to my secret escape hatch*
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luv1 said:*Silently an arm chair pulls back in the middle of the BB living room while everyone is out in the garden and a platform rises*
Mmmmmwwwwwwwooooaaaahhhhhhhh
"Icy fingers of panic grip M as she fumbles again through her underwear drawer*
"Dammit........it's not here"!
BB:- CHECK AGAIN !
"I tell you it's not here"! Check the Video
BB:- Checking now............
*Minutes that seem like hours pass*
BB:- Come out tonight, same time....we think we have our suspect and our target...........
"Who" M whispers..................
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*wanders back out of the diary room*
Fuuuuck, it feels like weeks since I've been here! Anyone about?
Fuuuuck, it feels like weeks since I've been here! Anyone about?
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Hi LM.....quiet isn't it ?lovemonster said:*wanders back out of the diary room*
Fuuuuck, it feels like weeks since I've been here! Anyone about?
Thought I might liven it up with a party sometime this week if BB will supply the extra booze required
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merlinsapprentice said:Hi LM.....quiet isn't it ?
Thought I might liven it up with a party sometime this week if BB will supply the extra booze required
Oooh, that sounds pretty good to me
I'm sure BB will be happy to oblige
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Oh I'm sure I can get BB to pretty much anything I wantlovemonster said:Oooh, that sounds pretty good to me
I'm sure BB will be happy to oblige
BB.....And vice versa
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merlinsapprentice said:Oh I'm sure I can get BB to pretty much anything I want
BB.....And vice versa
I'm sure you can
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I'm sure you will...but worriews me is what you're intending to dip in themluv1 said:*a voice comes from behind the lampshade* I'll bring my favourt dips
"M makes her way to the shower".........
"I'm gonna get this damp bikini off"
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merlinsapprentice said:I'm sure you will...but worriews me is what you're intending to dip in them
"M makes her way to the shower".........
"I'm gonna get this damp bikini off"
Something hot and spicey
Mmmmm a shower
*the lamp stand moves across the BB room like a dalek*
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okay. the current series of BB is almost at an end, so i reckon it's time to close this thread down.
i an't coming back, but i'd like to thank you all for making it such fun.
laterz, troopers, and see you on the boards.
i an't coming back, but i'd like to thank you all for making it such fun.
laterz, troopers, and see you on the boards.
geronimo_appleby said:okay. the current series of BB is almost at an end, so i reckon it's time to close this thread down.
i an't coming back, but i'd like to thank you all for making it such fun.
laterz, troopers, and see you on the boards.
Huge amounts of fun GA..........ty
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geronimo_appleby said:okay. the current series of BB is almost at an end, so i reckon it's time to close this thread down.
i an't coming back, but i'd like to thank you all for making it such fun.
laterz, troopers, and see you on the boards.
"M" wanders back in...............the place is empty.......
So what was BB plan for her and the rest of the housemates ?
A noise from the shadows.....she raises the gun...............and fires into the darkness
Two shots ring out........
shock and fear grips "M" as she sinks to her knees..........gazing down she watches as the blood pours from her shoulder....."WTF" she thinks before the blackness overcomes her.....................
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