Lit 🌎 World ©️Lurkers 🕳️. 🏴‍☠️ 🐊 Lit p.o. mail box #420

Are you a Lurker

  • Yes , not interested in daily posting

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Sometimes I take a break

    Votes: 6 46.2%
  • Outside of the Playground I am

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • I’m just shy and don’t know what to post

    Votes: 5 38.5%

  • Total voters
    13
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If you have been here for more the 3 years and have less then a one hundred posting count

Stop in to get your merit badge :D

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Good morning lurkers :D

A toast , may you find a smile in the threads you open to read. A picture that tickles your libido, and or a reason to drop a post somewhere.

Cheers

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I’m actually really shy and have a lot of social anxiety, but somehow I jumped right in. I’d recommend if someone is a lurker and doesn’t know what to post, to find a thread that they really enjoy and start there. Mine was Battle of the Sexes, which is basically just a counting game thread and so was super easy. You didn’t have to come up with anything to say, you just had to count lol. But eventually people in there started saying hi to me and then I talked a bit and made some friends and then started posting other places too.
 
Howdy 🤠 lurkers , be perfect 👌 make good choices and lurk on with you bad selfs :D

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Good morning lurkers and post virgins , pop that cherry 🍒,

it only hurts for a second :eek:

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Good night 💤 🇬🇧 Britain lurkers , wankers and dodgey west Enders, it’s a school night don’t stay up too late.

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Good morning lurkers , you silent little nuggets of McViewing audience. I’m positive the exhibitionist really appreciate your participating and they do see it.

In their thread counts.

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Good night Brits , it’s a school night , turn those devices off and go to sleep 😴

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Get write Thursday

Get sum
Write ✍️ something
Live your best life :D

Morning lurkers , have a very pleasant day.

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P.s. hope your NFL teams drafting goes well for the up coming season.
 
Good night brits

Sleep well

When you wake it ⏳ it will be Friday

And you got there

First

Winner ‘s

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It’s fucking Friday , earn the day lurkers. :D

Laugh out loud at a post you read.

Shed a tear 😢 of silent sympathy.

Feel the warmth of getting wet from a sexy photo or words typed out that you read to get you there.

But , keep your morning wood to yourselves *Litmen , no dick pics please.

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Good evening brits , hope you are having a good Saturday night.

Have fun

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I’m actually really shy and have a lot of social anxiety, but somehow I jumped right in. I’d recommend if someone is a lurker and doesn’t know what to post, to find a thread that they really enjoy and start there. Mine was Battle of the Sexes, which is basically just a counting game thread and so was super easy. You didn’t have to come up with anything to say, you just had to count lol. But eventually people in there started saying hi to me and then I talked a bit and made some friends and then started posting other places too.

Hi. Like you I have a lot of social anxiety and find it hard to make friends in the real world. I have been here on and off for many years, started reading stories then found the forums. Made a couple online friends but then they fizzle out.

Most if the time I do just lurk, but have posted in a few threads.
 
Hi. Like you I have a lot of social anxiety and find it hard to make friends in the real world. I have been here on and off for many years, started reading stories then found the forums. Made a couple online friends but then they fizzle out.

Most if the time I do just lurk, but have posted in a few threads.

Cheers Matt , social anxiety does suck mate. Just a suggestion. Make a few changes in your signature. Lose the “ any” woman and separation time table. You’ve been coupled up for awhile and might have forgotten some man card stuff. I got your back.

Be yourself , what’s interesting to you . Birds 🐦 might find that sorta stuff more interesting. Maybe sign your posts with Matt. There are several Sparky’s user names. Some have questionable threads started , some aren’t as personable as you seem to be at first look. Use your actual face in either of those , there’s a lid for every pot don’t worry about vanity , only prick teaser’s see that first. Or use something relatable to your personality. When they read your posts , that’s the face they see. It’s a fantasy world here in the little white box. Use that to your advantage.

First impressions matter , a good avatar and profile picture doesn’t hurt either. They look at those , and your posting history .....just saying.

Cheers

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Good morning lurk nation :D

It’s sundayfunday , enjoy it , squeeze every drop of fun outta it. You got this :D
 
Cheers Matt , social anxiety does suck mate. Just a suggestion. Make a few changes in your signature. Lose the “ any” woman and separation time table. You’ve been coupled up for awhile and might have forgotten some man card stuff. I got your back.

Be yourself , what’s interesting to you . Birds 🐦 might find that sorta stuff more interesting. Maybe sign your posts with Matt. There are several Sparky’s user names. Some have questionable threads started , some aren’t as personable as you seem to be at first look. Use your actual face in either of those , there’s a lid for every pot don’t worry about vanity , only prick teaser’s see that first. Or use something relatable to your personality. When they read your posts , that’s the face they see. It’s a fantasy world here in the little white box. Use that to your advantage.

First impressions matter , a good avatar and profile picture doesn’t hurt either. They look at those , and your posting history .....just saying.

Cheers

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Thanks mate. Made a couple changed to signature. Hopefully for the better lol
 
Welcome to may third lurkers , let me be the first to wish you and project positive vibes and soon depending on your individual time zones


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May the four be with you :D
 
Town crier , “ Ten, thirteen and all’s well “

It’s a school night brits , “ wrap it up. “ :)

See what I did there ;)

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