SunnyDays1
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A preacher asked his congregation for help one Sunday .
The preacher stood up and asked his congregation for help by giving anything they could to Brother Thomas because his house burned down the other day . One man stod up and said
" I have some old clothes and such he can have "
"Thank you" said the preacher . Another man stood up and said :
" I have some furniture he can have "
"Thank you" said the preacher .
A woman stood up and said :" I will give him pussy for 2 months "
The preacher sputtered and said: "Sister ! , What on earth has gotten in to you ? Why would you say such a thing ?" She looked around and said " well when you asked if anyone could give anything to help Brother Thomas my husband elbowed me and whispered in my ear 'Fuck that guy' .
The preacher stood up and asked his congregation for help by giving anything they could to Brother Thomas because his house burned down the other day . One man stod up and said
" I have some old clothes and such he can have "
"Thank you" said the preacher . Another man stood up and said :
" I have some furniture he can have "
"Thank you" said the preacher .
A woman stood up and said :" I will give him pussy for 2 months "
The preacher sputtered and said: "Sister ! , What on earth has gotten in to you ? Why would you say such a thing ?" She looked around and said " well when you asked if anyone could give anything to help Brother Thomas my husband elbowed me and whispered in my ear 'Fuck that guy' .