Listening to it drip...

[Riles]

Yes! Yet ANOTHER coffee thread!

Ever see that commercial for the dog treats..."bacon?...Bacon...Bacon...BAAAAAAAACON!"

I feel like that this
morning. "Coffee?...Coffee...Coffee...COOOOOFFEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

[Elitist]

I'm sure what you just said made sense to someone

 

[plasticman33]

I just started my fourth cup, I'll share!

 

[Belilica]

Ah... coffee.... wasn't my first thought when I read the title....

 

[Bluesboy2]

I'm sure what you just said made sense to someone

Yes, it is a way of life for me.

 

[Elitist]

Coffee can be frightfully crude, especially the supermarket brands.

 

[Riles]

I'm sure what you just said made sense to someone

You know, normally I'm amused by this sort of thing, but today must be your lucky day. Kindly bend over, jam your head up your ass and waddle OUT of my thread.

Thank you.

 

[Riles]

Ah... coffee.... wasn't my first thought when I read the title....

grins

THAT was the idea m'dear!

 

[Elitist]

You know, normally I'm amused by this sort of thing, but today must be your lucky day. Kindly bend over, jam your head up your ass and waddle OUT of my thread.

Thank you.

This is the kind of attitude my dear wife has to encounter everyday when travelling into the city.

 

[Bluesboy2]

You know, normally I'm amused by this sort of thing, but today must be your lucky day. Kindly bend over, jam your head up your ass and waddle OUT of my thread.

Thank you.

I hope you realize that I was merely affirming your very real need for coffee that I also share with you. Not making a joke of our plight.

 

[Riles]

This is the kind of attitude my dear wife has to encounter everyday when travelling into the city.

Perhaps you should be tending her and her delicate sensibilities rather than waste your time with us?

 

[Riles]

I hope you realize that I was merely affirming your very real need for coffee that I also share with you. Not making a joke of our plight.

Of course not! I didn't find your comment offensive in the least. Forgive me for not responding previously.

 

[Riles]

I just started my fourth cup, I'll share!

But is it Blue Mountain?

I'm a finicky coffee drinker, sweets.

 

[Elitist]

Perhaps you should be tending her and her delicate sensibilities rather than waste your time with us?

We seem to have set off on the wrong foot here.
I also notice you used the word "us". I don't see anyone else who has a problem with my presence except you my dear.

Might one suggest a break and a warm bath? I suggest you do so because all this anger can lead to a terrible migrane.

 

[heavenly body]

Coffee in the morning.......that first sip as I face the day is a kind of magic. I love it when I walk out and look over the lake and watch the sun begin to show. Best part of the day for me.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I don't drip, I press.

 

[plasticman33]

For you my precious, only the very best!

 

[JerseyBoy]

I hope you realize that I was merely affirming your very real need for coffee that I also share with you. Not making a joke of our plight.

dude....relax...why would you think she was talking to you?

hmmm...i think I left my cup next to the shower

 

[Riles]

We seem to have set off on the wrong foot here.
I also notice you used the word "us". I don't see anyone else who has a problem with my presence except you my dear.

Might one suggest a break and a warm bath? I suggest you do so because all this anger can lead to a terrible migrane.

Yet again, showing your goodwill. My, it's a wonder I've lasted this long in life without you!

However, since this happens to be MY thread and you yourself seem to be so cultured and refined, it's so beneath you to have me serve you your walking papers. So, just between us...you can go now, thanks for stopping by!

 

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[Riles]

For you my precious, only the very best!

A dozen kisses to you, my friend!

 

[bknight2602]

Yes! Yet ANOTHER coffee thread!

Ever see that commercial for the dog treats..."bacon?...Bacon...Bacon...BAAAAAAAACON!"

I feel like that this
morning. "Coffee?...Coffee...Coffee...COOOOOFFEEEEEEEEEE!"

The bacon commercial is so stupid, but it is the madison Avenue way, I guess.

Now coffee YES love the brown liquid!

 

[Riles]

*RUNNING INTO THE ROOM!!!!!!*

IS IT READY IS IT READY IS IT READY!!!!!!

DID I MISS IT????

Good lord man, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I made this thread with YOU in mind. lol

 

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