Lips

[roybot]

Hi,,,
I just read this someplace & had to share it...
Hope it does what it did fer me...
(glad I dont have a headache today...)


FREE DAILY HUMOR:
Frequent Fliers!
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money. Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long. "Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider. "Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

 

[lipscum]

Hi,,,
I just read this someplace & had to share it...
Hope it does what it did fer me...
(glad I dont have a headache today...)


FREE DAILY HUMOR:
Frequent Fliers!
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. rs and went their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

Brilliant where did it come from?.

 

[BobNNN]

Snowing

Well, it's snowing again, and they stole my BobNN identity! Hence I'm a virgin again, quite a strain for a man my age. Well, I suppose I'll get my avatar again someday. Don't be surprized if you see a few gratuitous bumps around.

Just to prove it's the same old me, here's a shot "from the groung up."

BobNN as was!

 

[lipscum]

Re: Snowing

Well, it's snowing again, and they stole my BobNN identity! Hence I'm a virgin again, quite a strain for a man my age. Well, I suppose I'll get my avatar again someday. Don't be surprized if you see a few gratuitous bumps around.

Just to prove it's the same old me, here's a shot "from the groung up."

BobNN as was!

That happened to me once but i managed to get it back .if you forget your sign in details you can change it but keep the same identity.

 

[roybot]

Brilliant where did it come from?.

Hi ya,,,,
I get a few freebies not sure which one had the fresh joke. They all just rotate pics & jokes but once in a while, you get a good one. Either pinky mail, risky mail, free adults.
Best one is dailydirt.com
I highly recommend that one......


Well,, Let me fire off a quicky to Bobb,& I gotta go do some more landlord fixen up at the other place. ( on my only day off this week.)
But like arnold says,,,," I'lll bee bock"

 

[roybot]

Re: Snowing

Well, it's snowing again, and they stole my BobNN identity! Hence I'm a virgin again, quite a strain for a man my age. Well, I suppose I'll get my avatar again someday. Don't be surprized if you see a few gratuitous bumps around.

Just to prove it's the same old me, here's a shot "from the groung up."

BobNN as was!

Did you change any settings in youre computer???
Or install a new(er) browser or version???
When I installed the cable modem to the new hard drive , the program automattically, with out asking or warning (I HATE when they do that!!!!) installed Internet Explorer 6.0 (figures microsoft)
& its default security settings were sky high & wouldnt accept the cookies from the Lit site... So the Lit couldnt recognize ME for until I figured it out.

I still cant see sig lines
Well gotta go, just had a call 'bout the apartment
good luck.

 

[BUD_2003]

Hi Lips I like your attachment IT NEAT

 

[lipscum]

SPRING HAS SPRUNG

A WARM SPRING DAY, HORSEGUARDS PARADE.WHITEHALL, LONDON.

 

[lipscum]

Hi Lips I like your attachment IT NEAT

THANKS.

 

[lipscum]

EROTIC ART

A BIT OF EROTICISM

 

[BobNNN]

Re: Re: Snowing

[QUOTE'
Did you change any settings in youre computer???
Or install a new(er) browser or version???
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I changed things, even deleted all the cookies I could find. Then I restored all the cookies, but they said that I was registered as BobNNN and wouldn't let me do anything as BobNN. I wrote several plaintive emails to the webmaster, but she has not replied.

But I figure, hell, it's free, it's fun, it's the best game in town, so I'll just wait for 97 more posts to put up my avatar.

 

[BobNNN]

96!


BobNN

 

[BobNNN]

The minister in church this morning said we're expecting 6-eight inches of the white stuff tomorrow. Merciful God!???

95

 

[LewisK]

Looks like you have been having a good time my sweet friend

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: Re: Snowing

[QUOTE'
Did you change any settings in youre computer???
Or install a new(er) browser or version???

Yeah, I changed things, even deleted all the cookies I could find. Then I restored all the cookies, but they said that I was registered as BobNNN and wouldn't let me do anything as BobNN. I wrote several plaintive emails to the webmaster, but she has not replied.

But I figure, hell, it's free, it's fun, it's the best game in town, so I'll just wait for 97 more posts to put up my avatar. [/QUOTE]

You need to get rid of the cokkie that has the bobnnn info, then sign in with your original name & password & you'll be back to normal....
Almost thr same thing that happened to me...
But youre right.
Its fun, free & best game in town!!!!! ('specially Lips' place!!!!)
I'm really glad I met ALL you guys & GALS
THANX to all!!!!!!

 

[roybot]

Re: EROTIC ART

A BIT OF EROTICISM

Nice bum....
& Dont fall off the water....

 

[lipscum]

The minister in church this morning said we're expecting 6-eight inches of the white stuff tomorrow. Merciful God!???

95

The weather here has been quite good 18c over the past few days ,dry and sunny.

 

[lipscum]

Re: SPRING HAS SPRUNG

A WARM SPRING DAY, HORSEGUARDS PARADE.WHITEHALL, LONDON.

 

[roybot]

Re: Re: SPRING HAS SPRUNG

I'll have to ask me mate over there if he's seen you out on the parade field,,,,,,

 

[lipscum]

Re: EROTIC ART

A BIT MORE EROTICISM

 

[BobNNN]

Re: A BIT MORE EROTIC ART

Re: #5 above. Just what we need on a cold, freezing rain day. It did snow again, the the rev was wrong. We only got about five inches.

 

[BobNNN]

ninety-three to go.

 

[lipscum]

ninety-three to go.

93 and counting. And 5 inches is enough,the weathers got cold here again.

 

[lipscum]

Re: Re: A BIT MORE EROTIC ART

Re: #5 above. Just what we need on a cold, freezing rain day. It did snow again, the the rev was wrong. We only got about five inches.

This looks more than 5 inches.

 

[roybot]

HEY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT art!!!!!!!!!
I hope 1- 4 werent too bad for ya.

&& Bob,,,How do the girls say, "Dont you dare stop NOW!"


I got dragged off to bed WAY too early tonight. kicken n screamen( daughter was out) slept wrong hrs. Now I need a quick nap before work.

sorry to interupt ya.