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Synnerman
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Re: PORTHOLE.......
Not really a porthole collector, well, maybe the kind Bob was talking about I would, but I do live on a boat and so do many of my friends. The portholes came from the research I did for a present for a new boat owner. I bought them a mirror in a porthole frame similar to my own.
You can purchase all sorts of things made from portholes. I have a clock and a mirror both of which are portholes. Of course I have a couple real portholes also.
lipscum said:Great. I,ll use this one later . But i didn.t know you collected portholes.
Not really a porthole collector, well, maybe the kind Bob was talking about I would, but I do live on a boat and so do many of my friends. The portholes came from the research I did for a present for a new boat owner. I bought them a mirror in a porthole frame similar to my own.
You can purchase all sorts of things made from portholes. I have a clock and a mirror both of which are portholes. Of course I have a couple real portholes also.
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Re: Re: Re porthole inspection
I guess they got more scientific in later years, but it went like this. Picture an early morning in the barracks, short arm inspection is announced. You stand beside your footlocker with your dong and balls hanging out of the uniform and the doctor and somebody with the everpresent clipboard in hand come in. One of them yells out "Peel 'em up and squeeze 'em down!" This meant you moved the foreskin (if you still had one) for better visibility, and squeezed the shaft down to expose any gonorrheal discharge. Then the doctor would move along and give each prick the double o. I was never in an inspection where someone was exposed, but there was often one john which was reserved for infected persons. Needless to say, no one ever used it, infected or not.
The girls, according to my source, had it different. They stretched out on their bunks, and draped their sheet around them so that only their cunts were exposed. I don't know what the expression used was, but they were instructed to "Spread them," and that meant not only the legs, but also holding their labia apart for a better view.
When I got back to college (with that lovely GI Bill) a practical joke that was pulled, more often than they should have gotten away with, was for someone to call the college newspaper and ask them to put in an announcement: Unit so-and-so of the ROTC will report to the quadrangle in front of the chapel for a short arm inspection at such and such hour. Then they would give different hours for the other units. I must admit that I never went over to check and see if any one showed up. If we had had ladies at school at that point in the twentieth century I might very well have gone.
That's probably more than you wanted to know. Does any other veteran have memories of this? Of course it was literally fifty years ago.
See attached for simulation.
Perhaps some one could give us a simulation of the porthole version, though Lips has already done an excellent job with the literal porthole.
roybot said:
I guess they got more scientific in later years, but it went like this. Picture an early morning in the barracks, short arm inspection is announced. You stand beside your footlocker with your dong and balls hanging out of the uniform and the doctor and somebody with the everpresent clipboard in hand come in. One of them yells out "Peel 'em up and squeeze 'em down!" This meant you moved the foreskin (if you still had one) for better visibility, and squeezed the shaft down to expose any gonorrheal discharge. Then the doctor would move along and give each prick the double o. I was never in an inspection where someone was exposed, but there was often one john which was reserved for infected persons. Needless to say, no one ever used it, infected or not.
The girls, according to my source, had it different. They stretched out on their bunks, and draped their sheet around them so that only their cunts were exposed. I don't know what the expression used was, but they were instructed to "Spread them," and that meant not only the legs, but also holding their labia apart for a better view.
When I got back to college (with that lovely GI Bill) a practical joke that was pulled, more often than they should have gotten away with, was for someone to call the college newspaper and ask them to put in an announcement: Unit so-and-so of the ROTC will report to the quadrangle in front of the chapel for a short arm inspection at such and such hour. Then they would give different hours for the other units. I must admit that I never went over to check and see if any one showed up. If we had had ladies at school at that point in the twentieth century I might very well have gone.
That's probably more than you wanted to know. Does any other veteran have memories of this? Of course it was literally fifty years ago.
See attached for simulation.
Perhaps some one could give us a simulation of the porthole version, though Lips has already done an excellent job with the literal porthole.
lipscum
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Re: Re: PORTHOLE.......
Its interesting to find bits and pieces from old boats . Brass parts look lovely on walls , especially in old cottages.Synnerman said:
Not really a porthole collector, well, maybe the kind Bob was talking about I would, but I do live on a boat and so do many of my friends. The portholes came from the research I did for a present for a new boat owner. I bought them a mirror in a porthole frame similar to my own.
You can purchase all sorts of things made from portholes. I have a clock and a mirror both of which are portholes. Of course I have a couple real portholes also.
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they're all great Lips, & awesome clothes hangers. Remember "necessity is the mother of invention."
& I bet your mac gets "HOT" with you at the wheel. BABY!!!!
Mines melting, got a floor fan on it with the cover off. (literaly) Working for now.
Bob,,,Thanx for the explanation, & visual aid. Its kind of what I was thinking after the 1st explanation.
Synner,,You aint got a big ole crock gaurdin your boat do ya?? HMM, brings to mind, Miami Vice, Crockett, Tubbs????
Anyway somethin a few might enjoy.
& I bet your mac gets "HOT" with you at the wheel. BABY!!!!
Mines melting, got a floor fan on it with the cover off. (literaly) Working for now.
Bob,,,Thanx for the explanation, & visual aid. Its kind of what I was thinking after the 1st explanation.
Synner,,You aint got a big ole crock gaurdin your boat do ya?? HMM, brings to mind, Miami Vice, Crockett, Tubbs????
Anyway somethin a few might enjoy.
lipscum
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STICKING THINGS UP
I,m going to pay a visit back to smut. com to see if theres anything worth animating see you later.
lipscum said:Well thats a bit small isn.t it (as the actress said to the Bishop). Stick something up thats a bit larger.
I,m going to pay a visit back to smut. com to see if theres anything worth animating see you later.
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lipscum said:Well thats a bit small isn.t it (as the actress said to the Bishop). Stick something up thats a bit larger.
Woops, Dont know why it came out that size right now. It was filling about the middle of my screen when saved it.
Guys..... I guess size DOES matter.
lipscum
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SIZE.........
Don,t worry about the size of it,its how you use it.I .ve just done a quicky on this from smut.com.roybot said:
Woops, Dont know why it came out that size right now. It was filling about the middle of my screen when saved it.
Guys..... I guess size DOES matter.
lipscum
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Re: Re: SIZE.........
GOOD NITE
Well the more you do it the quicker you become , if you see what i mean.its all over in a couple of minites now.LOL.roybot said:
That was quick! I hope you dont do it all that fast? Unless theres a purpose to it.
Nighty nite
GOOD NITE
roybot
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Re: Re: Re: SIZE.........
I know it depends on the desired,,,,, effect.
Nite to ya! & I'm sure my girl friend woudnt mind you animating me for her ANYTIME!!!!!
SWEET DREAMS!!!!!
ps I got lectured bout sending you roses
lipscum said:Well the more you do it the quicker you become , if you see what i mean.its all over in a couple of minites now.LOL.
I know it depends on the desired,,,,, effect.
Nite to ya! & I'm sure my girl friend woudnt mind you animating me for her ANYTIME!!!!!
SWEET DREAMS!!!!!
ps I got lectured bout sending you roses
roybot
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Re: WOW.........
Hey!!! Mornng to Ya!!!!!
& yeah about the egg......
.But I was almost gone, when on the other channel, some dude,,, somethin Blade, , F'Ked with me.
In my wandering have seen him but never intracted
So,,,, I guess I got a new play toy.
lipscum said:Be careful .It sounds like you could fry an egg on it.
Hey!!! Mornng to Ya!!!!!
& yeah about the egg......
.But I was almost gone, when on the other channel, some dude,,, somethin Blade, , F'Ked with me.
In my wandering have seen him but never intracted
So,,,, I guess I got a new play toy.
Synnerman
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Re: Re: Re: PORTHOLE.......
It is really quite amazing what can be used for decorating. Ships helms and even old fishing nets are used frequently. You name it and someone has already used it for a decoration somewhere.
Good work on the portholes Lips but the info center sorta takes the cake.
Speaking of black holes, I was going to resist the obvious bad joke until I saw this photo and could not resist any longer. Forgive me my weakness please.
lipscum said:Its interesting to find bits and pieces from old boats . Brass parts look lovely on walls , especially in old cottages.
It is really quite amazing what can be used for decorating. Ships helms and even old fishing nets are used frequently. You name it and someone has already used it for a decoration somewhere.
Good work on the portholes Lips but the info center sorta takes the cake.
Speaking of black holes, I was going to resist the obvious bad joke until I saw this photo and could not resist any longer. Forgive me my weakness please.
