Traveler32
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Ah ha! Good evening young lady... signing on from home? Noting that its 8:15 your time.
Lips
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Traveler32
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lipscum said:GOOD MORNING.........Its 8am i been distacted for the past few days ,the weathers been wonderful.
The weather? You have ours, we have yours!
We want ours back! Enjoy it while you can. 
NAKEYSNAKEY
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Re: FLASHING..........
Thanks so much LIPS...Great animation..made me "hard"!
Ssssssssssssssssss
NAKEY
Why don't we move out to the front yard and give the neighbors a free sexual education class??lipscum said:SNAKEY MADE REQUEST .SO HERE WE ARE IN HIS BACKYARD.
Thanks so much LIPS...Great animation..made me "hard"!
Ssssssssssssssssss
NAKEY
roybot
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Hey Lips & all.
I got an email from a buddy I just gotta share.
Aint kinky but, you may like. & if I dont put it here,
only one or three people would see it.
Hope weather's better Lips.
>Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in
>school.
>
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>
>
>What's 100%?
>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over 100%.
>How about achieving 103%?
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
>What makes up 100% in life?
>
>If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V! W X Y Z is represented
>as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
>26.
>
>Then:
>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%
>
>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And,
>
>Attitude will get you there,
>Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
I got an email from a buddy I just gotta share.
Aint kinky but, you may like. & if I dont put it here,
only one or three people would see it.
Hope weather's better Lips.
>Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in
>school.
>
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>
>
>What's 100%?
>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over 100%.
>How about achieving 103%?
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
>What makes up 100% in life?
>
>If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V! W X Y Z is represented
>as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
>26.
>
>Then:
>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%
>
>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And,
>
>Attitude will get you there,
>Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
roybot
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Re: FLASHING..........
Hey you can jump my bones like that any time!!!
( & btw this is about all I acomplished this weekend.
Getting LIT. & burnen some clutter up. Sat.)
Got up early sun. tried to go boaten.
bad gas. boat not me. luckily wasnt few miles out .
Would have flashed , but the neighbor across street has a clear view there. & was out.
Probably worried I'd burn down the neighborhood.
lipscum said:SNAKEY MADE REQUEST .SO HERE WE ARE IN HIS BACKYARD.
Hey you can jump my bones like that any time!!!
( & btw this is about all I acomplished this weekend.
Getting LIT. & burnen some clutter up. Sat.)
Got up early sun. tried to go boaten.
bad gas. boat not me. luckily wasnt few miles out .
Would have flashed , but the neighbor across street has a clear view there. & was out.
Probably worried I'd burn down the neighborhood.
lipscum
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Re: Re: FLASHING..........
The plant on the left looks like a Yucca but its not is it?.Bad gas ?. Whas it a curry that caused it?.roybot said:Hey you can jump my bones like that any time!!!
( & btw this is about all I acomplished this weekend.
Getting LIT. & burnen some clutter up. Sat.)
Got up early sun. tried to go boaten.
bad gas. boat not me. luckily wasnt few miles out .
Would have flashed , but the neighbor across street has a clear view there. & was out.
Probably worried I'd burn down the neighborhood.
Traveler32
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Top of the morning to you dear.
LOL@gas = bad curry!
LOL@gas = bad curry!
Traveler32
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Re: Re: Re: FLASHING..........
The plant? A Saw Palmetto I think.
lipscum said:The plant on the left looks like a Yucca but its not is it?.Bad gas ?. Whas it a curry that caused it?.
The plant? A Saw Palmetto I think.
roybot
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Re: Re: Re: FLASHING..........
Plant, I dont know, but will find out. But do know its not a palmetto of any type. (at least not a saw )
I've had the landscapen neighbor tell me what it all is before,
but you dont think I'd write somethen like that down
I'm a guy,, you know, how that goes.
Hell its in my yard & its still green, & I dont have to mess with it
on a daily basis, & its happy!!!!!
I'M HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Afraid,, a green thumb, isnt something I inherited.
Now, the gas was full of water. Condensation. &
Wish I was full of one of your curry dishes!
Btw, just to the right of me, that little scraggly bush is a fig
thing. With a few doing ok so far. . Neighbor has one that
turned into a great big tree. I figure they gave a branch
to the old owners to plant.
Any way,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lipscum said:The plant on the left looks like a Yucca but its not is it?.Bad gas ?. Whas it a curry that caused it?.
Plant, I dont know, but will find out. But do know its not a palmetto of any type. (at least not a saw )I've had the landscapen neighbor tell me what it all is before,
but you dont think I'd write somethen like that down
I'm a guy,, you know, how that goes.
Hell its in my yard & its still green, & I dont have to mess with it
on a daily basis, & its happy!!!!!
I'M HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Afraid,, a green thumb, isnt something I inherited.
Now, the gas was full of water. Condensation. &
Wish I was full of one of your curry dishes!
Btw, just to the right of me, that little scraggly bush is a fig
thing. With a few doing ok so far.
. Neighbor has one thatturned into a great big tree. I figure they gave a branch
to the old owners to plant.
Any way,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lipscum
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Re: Re: Re: Re: FLASHING..........
You should try one of my chicken korma dishes ,sweet, spicey with a hint of almonds.roybot said:
I've had the landscapen neighbor tell me what it all is before,
but you dont think I'd write somethen like that down
I'm a guy,, you know, how that goes.
Hell its in my yard & its still green, & I dont have to mess with it
on a daily basis, & its happy!!!!!
I'M HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Afraid,, a green thumb, isnt something I inherited.
Now, the gas was full of water. Condensation. &
Wish I was full of one of your curry dishes!
Btw, just to the right of me, that little scraggly bush is a fig
thing. With a few doing ok so far.
turned into a great big tree. I figure they gave a branch
to the old owners to plant.
Any way,,,,,,,,,,,,,
roybot
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Re: Re: Re: FLASHING..........
The landscapen neighbor calls that plant a clearing (or cleanining, I'm so bad of hearing sometimes I get tired of saying : what?)
Ivy....????
Says it ends up with a real nice white bloom...????
It dont look like no ivy ta me,,,,
& I aint seen it bloom in the year & half lived here.
& the bottom few row of leaves died off back when we
had the 25 degree nite.
lipscum said:The plant on the left looks like a Yucca but its not is it?.Bad gas ?. Whas it a curry that caused it?.
The landscapen neighbor calls that plant a clearing (or cleanining, I'm so bad of hearing sometimes I get tired of saying : what?)
Ivy....????
Says it ends up with a real nice white bloom...????
It dont look like no ivy ta me,,,,
& I aint seen it bloom in the year & half lived here.
& the bottom few row of leaves died off back when we
had the 25 degree nite.
Traveler32
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Re: Re: A FANTASY OF THE BEDROOM
And it says it all.
Nice... very.
lipscum said:
And it says it all.
Nice... very.
roybot
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FLASHING..........
lipscum said:roybot said:Says it ends up with a real nice white bloom...????
It dont look like no ivy ta me,,,,A Yucca has a white bloom as well...............Just got back from our naturist club.
So, thats were you've been...
Funny, I came in from my after work tinkeren
to catch my breath, &&
You just took it away again. LOL.
How does that spy say it,,: YEAH BABY!"
"Dont stop now or I'll scream!!!"
Pics from the club??
