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The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
 
"If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution."
 
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

This so resembles me.
 
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