Limerick's

[Pengy]

Post your Limericks here, or create one of your very own.

Here's some to start of with. Not written by me.

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.

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There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

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There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

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There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

 

[butters]

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

^^
this one's brilliant !





the once was a resident penguin
who looked pretty cute, almost sanguine;
in his colourful hat
and his scarf, red, to match
that black and white bird's out here, fishing

 

[Midnight_Man]

Girls will be girls they say
And naughty girls like to play
Smart one’s I’m told
Can be quite bold
They make all the gentlemen pay

 

[jeffy72]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
oh wait-that's been used, aw fuckit!
To make a good limmerick now,
I just don't know how,
And my attempts are filling my bucket.

 

[kendra1980]

there is a long standing limerick thread...a couple, I seem to remember.

Just saying. Personally I don't care if there are 20 of them, but probably best you know