Limericks for Kicks

[Isabella Thorne]

This is from a limerick contest, the requirements were to use the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in the limerick. Here are the three winners:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.
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That is soooooooo funny, eh? .... lmao ... j'adore it ... hey , we should have a limerick contest here at literotica aussi ... what two words would we have to use?

 

[Bindii]

They are great, and yes a limmerick contest here would be fun - there's a lot of talent here at Lit.

Now to think of the two words......any ideas out there???

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Literotica and North America

(North America is not quite right though... what else rhymes with Literotica???)

 

[Bindii]

Literotica and North America

(North America is not quite right though... what else rhymes with Literotica???)

Thinking, thinking.....

veronica

croatia

neurotica

 

[Isabella Thorne]

how about ....

masturbation and fornication?

 

[Bindii]

how about ....

masturbation and fornication?

They are better words.....should be easier to work with.

 

[phrodeau]

There once was a literate hottie
Who wanted to do something naughty.
She started a thread
Which everyone read
Where she took a strap-on to yayati.

 

[Bindii]

There was a young lass in administration
Who's hobby was mass fornication
This continual friction
Made her sex mere fiction
So she reverted to masturbation.

 

[Guest]

There once was a literate hottie
Who wanted to do something naughty.
She started a thread
Which everyone read
Where she took a strap-on to yayati.

ohhhhh wow phrodeau ... that is brilliant darling ... merci ...

Bindi dear ... too cool ...

let's see ... ummmmm ....

Let's concur to a Lit celebration
and I don't mean just masturbation.
'cause although diddling is allowed
especially with this horny crowd,
what we really all want is fornication.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ooops ...

that was me and my limerick above .... i got kicked off again ...

 

[JazzManJim]

Two ladies did ponder a quest
To begin a limerick contest
They thought and they pined
For words which, when rhymed
Would cause them to bare a breast.


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To sponsor more learned fornication
And lots of self-masturbation
Our Web Hottie Laurel
Started Lit with no quarrel
Save from those with sexual constipation

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I have two more, but it'll take some time. they're goodies.

 

[JazzManJim]

Bindii is the prettiest Aussie
With an av that's an 8X10 glossy
And a smile that's so large
That I want her in charge
Of making my penis feel saucy.

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Of all the things that I've tried
To have more fun in bed, I'll decide
That just what I need
And I'll make this my creed
Is a wonderful Thorne at my side.


(Edited because I like the meter tight, baby!)

 

[RawHumor]

There once was a lass Isabella
Who was looking to find a fella
She found a nice guy
And fucked him so dry
That his penis opened up like an umbrella!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Putting Raw Humor aside,
I swallow more than my pride.
While Phrodeu dreams of stap-ons
and chilled vodka with big prawns
sweet Bindi and JazzyJim collide!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Oh, Canada

For a lady in search of a fella
Or a gent who is seeking a belle
If you're in North America
You should try Literotica
When you get there please greet Isabella.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Good Knight ...

There once was a Knight called Sir Lukky
He was what the Lit ladies called ducky
His pics are so hot
I really like them a lot
and I often wish he’d just fuck me.