Limerick Personalia

[oggbashan]

Now what can I say about King Og?
Sometimes he thinks he's a femme Frog
Or else a fag swiping bitch
Does he know which is witch
Does it matter? He's dead as a log.

How do I pronounce Dr. Mabeuse
Like moose? Is that an abuse?
I wish I knew whether
Cos' he's ever so clever
But I don't know. I'm obtuse.

If I was wrong about Dr. Mabeuse
Do you think the error will amuse
Or upset him slightly
Or even twice nightly
I hope he hasn't a short fuze.

What is so cool about brightlyiburn
That she isn't yet done to a turn?
She has so many red hot ratings
You can hear my teeth grating
As I try to match her. I'll learn.

Please add your own or else I might continue.

Og

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can't write limericks. And I will now be accepting sexual favors as thanks.

 

[impressive]

I had posted this on SubJoe's Monosyllabic thread a while back:

There once was a hot chick from Lit
Who could get off with dick or with clit
She sat on Bel's lap
and gave Mat's ass a slap
and came 'tween the lick and the split

 

[Guest]

Once was a strumpet Abstruse
with sarcasm she was quite profuse
but Blackie Malone
could hold her own
whilst riding on absy's caboose.

 

[impressive]

There once was a blondie named vella
Who wanted no part of a fella.
She cried "Here, fucky, fucky!"
and somehow got Lucky,
but the sex was never vanilla.

 

[Guest]

There once was a blondie named vella
Who wanted no part of a fella.
She cried "Here, fucky, fucky!"
and somehow got Lucky,
but the sex was never vanilla.

LOL
im tellin!

 

[oggbashan]

The AVs of a lady called Lou
When changed, form a queue
For her ass or her tits
Or her other great bits -
To savour at leisure, I've a few.

 

[impressive]

When embroiled in hot Christian debate
He'll invariably offer a plate
of waffles for Jesus
with which to appease us
and keep us from sealing our fate.

 

[oggbashan]

There is a Yorkshire gent, called Fifty5
I've met him, I know he's alive
Surrounded by dogs
He doesn't wear clogs
May he and his family long thrive.

 

[impressive]

In two thousand and four, give or take
a decision dear Lucky would make
She bought a cool bike
and became a hot dyke
and left all the boys in her wake.

 

[impressive]

There's a kind-hearted wench named EL
Who everyone thinks is quite swell
With that cleavage divine
She is like a fine wine
with some hot, sexy stories to tell.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

When embroiled in hot Christian debate
He'll invariably offer a plate
of waffles for Jesus
with which to appease us
and keep us from sealing our fate.

 

[impressive]

A quadruped that writes steamy sex
is as rare as a living T-Rex.
Yet Black Shanglan is here
and we need have no fear
that the horsey will poop on the decks.

 

[impressive]

A poet named Liar you'll find
is as talented as he is kind
With a wit that is flip
And pet smiley named Blip
He consistently gives us good mind

 

[impressive]

In our poultry department we've two
They're called CD and minsue
One RUNTACKLEHUGS Colly
T'other moonlights as Dolly
And both would be tasty in stew

 

[impressive]

Somebody make me STOP!

 

[yui]

Somebody make me STOP!

But you're so good at this! I'm enjoying it immensely! Long live Imp the Poet, Master Limerick-ist (or –er?)!

 

[carsonshepherd]

But you're so good at this! I'm enjoying it immensely! Long live Imp the Poet, Master Limerick-ist (or –er?)!

You really are doing well. Wow.

 

[brightlyiburn]

What is so cool about brightlyiburn
That she isn't yet done to a turn?
She has so many red hot ratings
You can hear my teeth grating
As I try to match her. I'll learn.

*giggles like mad*
Major props for fitting "brightlyiburn" into a limerick. That's four syllables right there.

I don't even remember how to write limericks anymore. Phoo.

 

[ElizabethWest]

But you're so good at this! I'm enjoying it immensely! Long live Imp the Poet, Master Limerick-ist (or –er?)!

I second that! More!!

 

[mcfbridge]

I love to write stories erotic
with characters that border psychotic
And this site's lovely ladies
(who border on shady)
inspire me (but leave me neurotic.)

 

[impressive]

When encouraged by the lovely yui
One can never respond with a "phooey"
So I'll write one more rhyme
Though it's far from sublime
And not apt to make anyone gooey.

~ ~ ~

Once she starts she is so hard to stop
Even though her verse often does flop
When Imp gets inspired
she writes 'til she's tired
and then into her bed she does drop

G'night, Lit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson’s boyfriend said, “Shave for me,
Or you’ll never get laid, I decree.”
He ranted and raved
But finally caved
And now he gets it routinely.



~ by elizabethwest.

 

[ElizabethWest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Carson’s boyfriend said, “Shave for me,
Or you’ll never get laid, I decree.”
He ranted and raved
But finally caved
And now he gets it routinely.



~ by elizabethwest.

LMFAO! Oh hell.
Don't rhyme me, we all know what my name rhymes with.