LilKitKat's thread

[Jw75766]

Would respond with “lol” but I will be kind and say Laugh Out Loud

Thanks! I appreciate you taking my brain by the arm and walking me across the street. Where am I now?

 

[AnomalyLady]

if someone is near me, and ive spoken to them before and more than jsut the "yer pretty" type of message, ill meet you/them in a public place...if I am available etc

But if they’re a guy- gotta tattoo on the D
A chick- boba drink and smiles

Psttt, I’m your agent now, Kit.

 

[Utmale48]

Shut up!! You know me!!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Thanks! I appreciate you taking my brain by the arm and walking me across the street. Where am I now?

You’re on Kit’s thread. Watch out for when she says, “This is an AI pic of me.”

 

[TomTeacher19]

Abbreviations and acronyms almost always elude me. I'm slow like that unfortunately.

We all know your real nickname is:

Incredible Magnificent Passionate Original Terrific Exciting Natural Titan

But go ahead and tattoo the abbreviation on your cock if that is too long of a name for it

 

[Jw75766]

But if they’re a guy- gotta tattoo on the D
A chick- boba drink and smiles

Psttt, I’m your agent now, Kit.

Not fair!! Double standards!!! I feel cheated!!!

 

[Jw75766]

You’re on Kit’s thread. Watch out for when she says, “This is an AI pic of me.”

Fuck me......

 

[Jw75766]

We all know your real nickname is:

Incredible Magnificent Passionate Original Terrific Exciting Natural Titan

But go ahead and tattoo the abbreviation on your cock if that is too long of a name for it

One, thanks for the compliment. Two, print can be pretty tiny. I'll get the microscope!

 

[Jw75766]

How about if I get my dick a leopard print tattoo? Or racing stripes? Would that get a pic from Kit?
A where's waldo mural? You can't leave until you find him, his friends, his 13 books, glasses, cane and whatever else I decide to include. Make you stare at it for hours. Milk it for every minute I can!

 

[Jw75766]

It'd be like an arm sleeve tattoo but around my dick and balls. My ass too for good measure. Kit, better probe around in there, waldo may have fallen into the hole!

 

[Jw75766]

Get a tattoo really small that reads "objects are larger than they appear"
Maybe aren't would be more accurate....

 

[TomTeacher19]

Found my dick tattoo

 

[Jw75766]

Get an arrow on the underside pointing to my ass, "this way to the bottomless pit, enter at your own risk"

 

[Jw75766]

Found my dick tattooView attachment 2546568

Goes off every hour on the hour... however that could get very messy. Hope you have A LOT of spare clothes with you all the time!

 

[Jw75766]

Goes off every hour on the hour... however that could get very messy. Hope you have A LOT of spare clothes with you all the time!

You could be the most lucrative porn star Tom, with a skill like that!

 

[Jw75766]

*Tom struts by, 3 women on each arm*
"Oh yeah... They can't get enough and I can't stop giving it to them"

 

[Jw75766]

However I can read GYMFABINTHRNBIBYMFA

No takers on this one? SERIOUSLY????

 

[TomTeacher19]

*Tom struts by, 3 women on each arm*
"Oh yeah... They can't get enough and I can't stop giving it to them"

More like 'its always horny and ready to go and doesn't even really need inspiration or someone else and probably is slowing down with age'

 

[Jw75766]

More like 'its always horny and ready to go and doesn't even really need inspiration or someone else and probably is slowing down with age'

Don't sell yourself short. You're a sexy stud who women throw themselves at! You don't gotta be bashful about it! Strut your stuff!!

 

[AnomalyLady]

I love the bromance going on here. Kinda hot!

@Utmale48 get in on this action !

 

[Jw75766]

Also, every man knows there's a difference between a meh orgasm and when you're really into it. I suppose, hypothetically, it would get annoying after a while.

Ok, NEW super power for Tom, old faithful at your discretion. Tom will be the envy of us all! Now there's 4 women in each arm. Dammit Tom! Share the wealth would you?

 

[Jw75766]

I love the bromance going on here. Kinda hot!

@Utmale48 get in on this action !

Hey! Tom's all mine!!

 

[Jw75766]

Ok ok, @Utmale48 can join between us. 3 way cuddle guys?

 

[AnomalyLady]

Watch out for the “puddles” in the cuddles

 

[Jw75766]

Dude..... They're leaving my dangling, UHHHH, hanging.... Oh shit! That sounds bad too!!!