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[urbangentleman]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

I love this stuff (I thought my normal posts were obscure but for request

Grew up in a tiny cottage town on Lake Michigan. I was the townie boy with beer for cute weekend girls. A few of us were little hippies and get naked to swim nightly. The surrounding area was rural and backward and I had to get out of there.

I am long and thin and pathetic playing basketball. I have some good natural beach volleyball skills.

I was fully C1 German fluent but have lost the ability to really write much in German.

I used to be really shy with girls (See my story on lit)

I’m an only child - extrovert type which has served me well in sales.

I’m a meatball MSU fan and my senior year I got to be the Spartan Mascot - which is funny because I’m way too tall for the costume and the “Comb” on the helmet hit light fixtures.

I’m a lifelong learner and in the last decade have:
-Learned, taught, judged, beer brewing and was an influencer for a minute.
-Learned Guitar and Bass and got to gig at a bar I went to in my 20s
-Learned Electric, Welding, Plumbing

I’m the primary cook in my home and lean into Mexican, Asian, Mediterranean scratch recipes.

I’ll steal another poster’s comment on cars - I HATE all the computer shit in cars. I have 2 Manuals now: 5 Speed Z3, 6 Speed Wrangler JKU

I have huge wanderlust and love complicated busy itineraries - Fun fact this led to me getting me pickpocketed in Casablanca last summer.

I love Sativa weed

I guess if we are reporting, I usually masturbate daily.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Tell me some super random or embarrassing or fascinating facts or stories or whatever about you.

Anything at all. About when you were in school. About your love life. If you were arrested. About your body, or job or your weird kinks and fetishes or some ritual you do every morning or night you think is odd, or a contest you won, or why you hate celebrity x or y or whatever.

Here's a few from me.

I absolutely dislike any/all trends of women with huge butts and hips (and usually boobs) and it being considered attractive. I have no legit reason why. If you think someone is hot for being super short or muscular or having a big nose or hairy or bald or has huge boobs or being Black or big dicks or you like only Asian chicks or whatever, thats fine...but for some reason that look just annoys me.

I always brush my bottom teeth first on the inside, then the top inside, then I do the fronts of the tops and bottoms. I dont always floss but prob every other day.

I tried out for Jeopardy and passed the test. I can elaborate another time. Its a bit of a story!

I prefer for my kitchen, car, bedroom, whatever to be clean...bigtime...but with work/friends/dog/life I can get messy/lazy and if my clothes are on my bed or something, I sometimes smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not haha

I like to peel off burnt skin from sunburns

I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.

I masturbate multiple times a day usually (!)

I play some games on my phone during meetings where I dont have to pay super close attention. Clash of Clans, sudoku, wordle, crossy road...

Love this, Kit!

I've been on ships on (or under) three oceans, but have never taken a pleasure cruise or served in the military.

I pay VERY close attention to my play on Wordle and Comnections (less so on Strands), with solve percentages above 99% on each. Losing my 100% streak in my 100th Wordle game played crushed me.

I have masturbated to photos and videos of our host (but not daily).

I scored higher on the Verbal than Math sections of the SAT and GRE, but have multiple STEM degrees.

I love re-reading books. I've probably re-read Cannery Row the most, but Kerouac's Desolation Angels is the only book I re-read immediately after finishing.

I was a gen1 gamer (Pong and Atari 2600), but don't regularly game now despite owning multiple systems (mostly bought second hand for my kids).

I like card games more than board or video games, with spades being an old favorite. I'd like to learn bridge for retirement. Can you play strip bridge?

I've lived in six states and two countries. I've worked (or performed work) on all continents except Australia and Antarctica. I have driven through 38+ (?) US states, including HI, but not (yet) AK.

I get aroused more by words (spoken and written) than photos, though Kit's (and other Litsters') photos get me plenty hard.

I grew up hating my red hair as a child, but learned to love it and am now mostly gray.

 

[Biguy934]

Picking up where we left off in science, you all had your test tubes out last week, so hopefully you plotted the data and now can study the curve(s)

https://i.postimg.cc/90RHWzKS/sciencecurves.jpg

or

https://ibb.co/PzmsQXmM

I wish you were grinding on my face. So sexy.

 

[LilKitKat]

I also don't enjoy this look


I start inside bottom, the top of the bottom (if that makes sense), inside top, bottom of the top, then the fronts all at once like a child in a toothpaste commercial


Jeopardy is the only show I won't miss and need to hear this story


I lost a geography bee when I was eleven or twelve because I heard "West" when the question was "East", as in: what is the easternmost capital in Europe. I said Lisbon. I was right for the question I heard, just not the question that was asked.


Glad to hear it, though it can be much better with someone to do that for you.


I have recently started playing that stupid Google moon phases game during meetings when I'm in the office. If I'm wfh, it's Lit, chat, or porn.


I also sang at Carnegie Hall (in 7th grade...way back in the 20th Century).

I got way into new wave music about 30 years after the fact and haven't looked back.

First off thanks for all the tidbits, lots of interesting ones there.

Ok ok, my Jeopardy story.

I was in college and went down to the studio to try out. I feel I have a pretty wide set of knowledge, but obviously know some topics better than others, but thought, what the hell, Ill try.
Thy took us all into a big room to take the exam, which was 50 questions, on paper, all double-jeopardy 800 and 1000 dollar level questions (ie the hardest).
So the test starts, with the questions announced on a tv in the room, and you have 10 seconds to respond (you dont have to write "who is" or "what is"). They included some of my favorite topics like geography, history, sports.
However, this test is fucking impossible. I leave the first seven questions BLANK. Im like...oh fuck, I am waaaayyyy over my head here.
Anyway, I write stuff in for the last 43 questions.
Then the proctors go grade the exams.
While waiting for the tests to be graded, you get to watch an episode of Jeopardy. What does everyone do while watching Jeopardy, you scream out the answer. Imagine 40-50 people, all who are likely good at jeopardy, screaming out at the same time "What is miso?!" "Who was Ben Franklin!?" "What is Lake Michigan?!" and so on. Pretty damn loud and kind of funny.
ANYWAY
They come back and announce who passed the exam.
About 7 people passed out of the 50 or so.
I was one of them.
No fucking clue how since as I said, I left the first seven blank!!!
So the next "test" is a mock round of jeopardy (and if you pass that, its an interview).
So, first off, I got clobbered. I admit it.
BUT
Let me tell you the categories and maybe youll give me a bit of a pass here.
19th century cinema (yeah, seriously)
Yugoslavia (da fuq, not even a country anymore)
Coins and collectibles
A food one...forgot the name they used (I answered two questions from that)
and two others...dont recall anymore.
So yeah...I didnt finish in negative, but maybe they only take the winner or maybe only if you hit a certain dollar threshold or something, I dont know. But I didnt pass.
And that is my Jeopardy story.

 

[LilKitKat]

@LilKitKat me too!

What is it that really turns you on and makes you horny that ends in masturbation? (photo, video, audio, Lit story, just your fantasies or something else?

What do you use (with tool(s)/toys or without) when you masturbate?

Quickies or little bit longer edging?

Have you masturbate during a meeting or what is your favourite place?

-No specific answer to the first
-I use my hands/fingers, also have a couple fo vibrators and dildos. I mix it up.
-Depends on when I am doing it...am I heading out the door, have a meeting, going to sleep...so it varies
-I dont think so. I am clothed and usually am involved with work

 

[LilKitKat]

Where are you from?

Random facts about me:

I know the alphabet and some words in sign language.

I burn so easily in the sun.

I watch pirated soap opera show / movies whenever I can. Each story is an hour to an hour and a half and I love them so much.

Most women can probably relate, I always walk out of my house, a store, etc with a key in between my fingers if I have to stab someone

& I love pulling all-nighters. The adrenaline rush is addicting.

Born in Tokyo. Moved to Torino, Italy when I was a little ball of energy (about 2 1/2). Then moved to the USA when I was about 7 1/2

Thanks for sharing your factoids!
Yes I have a tiny lil swiss army knife I have on my keys..but I hear ya with a key in between fingers! I also have some pep spray in my car.

 

[LilKitKat]

@LilKitKat one of my stories:
I've been to two fashion shows in my life, both on the catwalk in the previous millennium, but I was over 18.
The best part was the lingerie show.
At the time I had shoulder-length hair, wore a white bow tie and boxers, in the company of 2 ladies, with the lights off of course.
We played a little story about the difficulties of choosing a partner, but in the end I decided to go with both of them, cutting the Gordian knot

if you have a pic of you on a runway in this outfit, you should post it!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

Getting the feeling that ibb.co is only reliable for randomly deleting posted images. Seems like only a few posts last more that a couple of hours, regardless of who has posted, or when.

Well, some ppl likely set their timers to 1 hour or something. But agree, seems kinda quick!

 

[LilKitKat]

Can't believe I missed watching this earlier. Your videos are masterpieces for masturbators.

hehe thank you!

 

[LilKitKat]

@LilKitKat I desperately need your expertise to confirm something I am not familiar but you are the Expert.

I have found a beautiful word with different explanations of the meaning.

Kuchisabishii: A Strong Desire to Put Something in Your Mouth.​

The word “kuchisabishii” [口寂しい] literally means lonely mouth and refers to a person's desire and anxiety to put something in their mouth. It can refer to desires, comforts, compulsion, addiction and loneliness.
Kuchisabishii can also indicate to refer to gluttony, the desire to eat even when not hungry.

https://wordsoftheworlds.substack.com/p/kuchisabishii-a-strong-desire-to
https://skdesu.com/en/you-know-what-kuchisabhii-mean/

what is the question? if that word means that? Or ?

I am pretty close to fluent in Japanese but not perfect. Kuchi does mean mouth. Sabishii means lonely. So it makes some sense.

 

[LilKitKat]

I was working at the track in Vegas when Dan Wheldon died in an accident. Very sad day. I used to be a fire chief for a small department. I have to flip my pillow at least twice before I can fall asleep. I’ve been told I dance pretty well for a big guy.

That is crazy (Dan Wheldon) and sad.
Flip your pillow...just curious...to get to a cold side or to fluff it or just...weird habit?

 

[LilKitKat]

I shared this story with my nieces the other night—my brother still calls it one of my classic hair-brained schemes. Back when I was a freshman and he was a senior, he’d throw big house parties whenever our parents were out of town. He had a system: move all the nice furniture into the locked bedroom, and I was always recruited to help prep the house. Our parents' best friends lived on the corner and 100% knew something was going on—but they kept quiet. At one party, I invited my four closest hippie girlfriends. We were camped out on the cream-colored carpet, playing DJ and quietly passing around a joint, crushing hard on his friends. Then—disaster—one of them spilled red wine right in the middle of the living room. My brother freaked. I pitched what I thought was a genius fix: rent a carpet cleaner and use bleach. At first, he thought I was nuts. Then, he gave in. We cleaned the carpet, and to be fair—it looked amazing. Bright white. The next day, our mom walked in, looked around, and said, “Wow, the carpet looks so white... did you guys clean?”We both just nodded and held our breath. Not my worst idea. Definitely not my best.

Ha thats a good one Kat! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Utmale48]

That is crazy (Dan Wheldon) and sad.
Flip your pillow...just curious...to get to a cold side or to fluff it or just...weird habit?

Yes to all of the above for the pillow. Mostly for the cool side though.

 

[Artfan2]

what is the question? if that word means that? Or ?

I am pretty close to fluent in Japanese but not perfect. Kuchi does mean mouth. Sabishii means lonely. So it makes some sense.

This thread is so educational ...as well as arousing.

 

[LilKitKat]

I love this stuff (I thought my normal posts were obscure but for request

Grew up in a tiny cottage town on Lake Michigan. I was the townie boy with beer for cute weekend girls. A few of us were little hippies and get naked to swim nightly. The surrounding area was rural and backward and I had to get out of there.

I am long and thin and pathetic playing basketball. I have some good natural beach volleyball skills.

I was fully C1 German fluent but have lost the ability to really write much in German.

I used to be really shy with girls (See my story on lit)

I’m an only child - extrovert type which has served me well in sales.

I’m a meatball MSU fan and my senior year I got to be the Spartan Mascot - which is funny because I’m way too tall for the costume and the “Comb” on the helmet hit light fixtures.

I’m a lifelong learner and in the last decade have:
-Learned, taught, judged, beer brewing and was an influencer for a minute.
-Learned Guitar and Bass and got to gig at a bar I went to in my 20s
-Learned Electric, Welding, Plumbing

I’m the primary cook in my home and lean into Mexican, Asian, Mediterranean scratch recipes.

I’ll steal another poster’s comment on cars - I HATE all the computer shit in cars. I have 2 Manuals now: 5 Speed Z3, 6 Speed Wrangler JKU

I have huge wanderlust and love complicated busy itineraries - Fun fact this led to me getting me pickpocketed in Casablanca last summer.

I love Sativa weed

I guess if we are reporting, I usually masturbate daily.

Judged beer? Have you seen Beers of Joy (movie)?! Its pretty fascinating. Go check it!

My friend went to Michigan State!

I like indica and sativa haha

 

[LilKitKat]

Love this, Kit!

I've been on ships on (or under) three oceans, but have never taken a pleasure cruise or served in the military.

I pay VERY close attention to my play on Wordle and Comnections (less so on Strands), with solve percentages above 99% on each. Losing my 100% streak in my 100th Wordle game played crushed me.

I have masturbated to photos and videos of our host (but not daily).

I scored higher on the Verbal than Math sections of the SAT and GRE, but gave multiple STEM degrees.

I love re-reading books. I've probably re-read Cannery Row the most, but Kerouac's Desolation Angels is the only book I re-read immediately after finishing.

I was a gen1 gamer (Pong and Atari 2600), but don't regularly game now despite owning multiple systems (mostly bought second hand for my kids).

I like card games more than board or video games, with spades being an old favorite. I'd like to learn bridge for retirement. Can you play strip bridge?

I've lived in six states and two countries. I've worked (or performed work) on all continents except Australia and Antarctica. I have driven through 38+ (?) US states, including HI, but not (yet) AK.

I get aroused more by words (spoken and written) than photos, though Kit's (and other Litsters') photos get me plenty hard.

I grew up hating my red hair as a child, but learned to love it and am now mostly gray.

Yep, if I dont get World by the thirs guess I get mad, and 4th is my limit before saying "ok this one is tough or Im a dumbass"

Ship under the sea...like scuba/exploration stuff?

Never played bridge

OI! Ginjah!

 

[LilKitKat]

This thread is so educational ...as well as arousing.

I try to supply a healthy amount of both of those along with laughs and general bullshit too

 

[firefox27eros]

what is the question? if that word means that? Or ?

I am pretty close to fluent in Japanese but not perfect. Kuchi does mean mouth. Sabishii means lonely. So it makes some sense.

I could guess the "lonely mouth" is correct word by word.
My question related to the correctness of the additional(sexual) meanings because it also means to "eat" when you are not hungry.
Like the "strong desire/addiction to put something in my mouth" kind of oral addictions (cunnilingus) or sucking your nipples.
I hope it was clear.

 

[urbangentleman]

Judged beer? Have you seen Beers of Joy (movie)?! Its pretty fascinating. Go check it!

My friend went to Michigan State!

I like indica and sativa haha

I actually haven’t heard of that. I haven’t brewed in a couple years. Newsflash - having essentially unlimited big beer makes you fat.

 

[firefox27eros]

if you have a pic of you on a runway in this outfit, you should post it!!!

It should be a video somewhere because one of them was the opening event of a local department store but it was the old VHS time.

 

[sussisub]

I uh didnt even think that was possible? Unless you meant he came and then you still had him in your mouth and then a minute later he decided to pee too!?

Yeah, i kept his cock in my mouth after he came(i love the taste and feel ), but it was for less than a minute, we were drinking a lot and he had to pee, there were two warm liquids in my mouth that day

 

[urbangentleman]

Random facts based on posts above:
I was a member of Mensa, but I've had nothing to do with the group for over 20 years.
I was on TV for the High School equivalent of College Bowl and won our state
I once played pick up ball with Michael Jordan
My first FFM was in college with 2 roommates
I own 2 rescue pittie mixes
As a 13 year old I started delivering newspapers. 75 houses 365 days a year for 2 years.

I have 2 rescue pittie mixes as well! I fostered 4 other dogs to safety too.

 

[LilKitKat]

Random facts based on posts above:
I was a member of Mensa, but I've had nothing to do with the group for over 20 years.
I was on TV for the High School equivalent of College Bowl and won our state
I once played pick up ball with Michael Jordan
My first FFM was in college with 2 roommates
I own 2 rescue pittie mixes
As a 13 year old I started delivering newspapers. 75 houses 365 days a year for 2 years.

several feathers in yer cap there sir!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

I could guess the "lonely mouth" is correct word by word.
My question related to the correctness of the additional(sexual) meanings because it also means to "eat" when you are not hungry.
Like the "strong desire/addiction to put something in my mouth" kind of oral addictions (cunnilingus) or sucking your nipples.
I hope it was clear.

I think its more about eating candy or trail mix or whatever while watching tv or working even if you arent hungry...but uh, I can ask my mom haha

 

[LilKitKat]

I actually haven’t heard of that. I haven’t brewed in a couple years. Newsflash - having essentially unlimited big beer makes you fat.

definitely should search for it if you have a smart tv or even on your laptop. its got some great info, really fun and interesting!