Lifehacker Idea (Trademarked!)

[cockringerny]

I just had an epiphany!

I am going to hack together a Shake Weight and a Fleshlight, mount it to a stable surface like my office desk on a Swing Arm to make my time on Literotica more productive.

So
http://www.mamamaryshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ShakeWeight2.png

Plus

http://www.fleshlightsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fleshlight-pink-lady.jpg

Plus

http://content.etilize.com/Large/1010421608.jpg

[Equals

http://www.goingongrownup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Awesomeness-seal.gif

So who wants in on my Research and Development team? Does anyone have any connection with a small time venture capitalist?

 

[TGHeather]

I think we all need to see some pictures of your proto-type!

 

[LiveWire64]

Interesting idea,but I would prefer a women under my desk.

 

[cockringerny]

I don't think I can mount a woman to a swing arm.

Can anyone think of an improvement? The only change I considered as I lay in bed last night imagining a world when I can have my cock milked on command would be rather than using a swing arm, I could mount it directly under my desk on an extension rod.

http://www.golferswarehouse.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/Impact-Master-Extension-Rod-and-Grip-ONLY-XL.jpg

Thoughts team?