Life sucked until I got this toy...

[modest mouse]

Boss incapable of managing employee
time, coordinating work agendas,
or delegating appropriate responsibility.
Ruling by the 'squeaky wheel'
method and wondering why he
gets more squeeks.
Problem solved:
http://www.watsonsweapons.com/gallery/images/flamethrower.jpg

Co-workers unable to get through
the day of work without zoning out
and becoming totally useless.
Avoiding anything above the
minimum requirement. Clueless as
to working by themselves
and taking responsibility.
Problem solved:
http://www.skalman.nu/third-reich/bilder/gallery-flamethrower.jpg

Family members who will
NOT go away but keep coming back
with the same lame excuses,
self-created problems,
and bothersome presence.
Ungrateful, selfish, and
overall human rashes.
Takes a big flame for this one,
but...
Problem solved:
http://www.gulfcoastarmory.com/shoots/kcr/4-2000/flamethrower5.jpg

And finally for myself
for letting this shiznit get to me
and carry over to
the good happenings in my life. Problem solved:
http://suziehotsauce.com/images/flamethrower.gif

 

[Pagliacci]

Get a shotgun instead.
Flamethrowers are considered inhumane and are banned according to the Geneva convention as well as under the Human Rights laws.

No need to complicate the charges by using one

Though there's something special about a flamethrower

 

[lavender]

 

[amelia]

and where do i purchase one for the teacher that lets that one person get us so totally off track every single session that i don't think we will ever catch up?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

do they have it in a light blue hehe