Life of retirement.......

[PeteHulbert37]

So Obama enjoys retirement and tragically dies soon after.

He goes to hell and the devil is presenting him with his eternal life options.

1st room he opens the door to shows a man up to knees in snakes. Obama shrieks, "snakes, no way that's not for me."

2nd room the devil opens the door to show Al Gore has a rock polisher and he rubbing down the rocks all day. Obama retorts, "far to remedial, I can't do that for eternity!"

3rd room the door opens and it shows Monica Lewinsky giving Bill Clinton a blow job. Obama exclaims, "Yes! This is the room for me! This will do just fine." So, the devil shouts into the room, "Monica your relief has arrived!"

 

[pointless]

man, you jerk off to some weird shit.

 

[OldJourno]

Joke's the same, only the names are changed.

 

[Hypoxia]

Retirement means you don't have to do that sort of shit.

I've been tired, and re-tired, and re-re-re-tired.

I get to open my own fucking doors.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Clinton goes to hell and gets sentenced to blow jobs for eternity........now that's funny.

 

[Christobal]

Clinton goes to hell and gets sentenced to blow jobs for eternity........now that's funny.

The Clinton hell would be he can only blow jobs from Hillary and he never gets to cum. Hell for both of them.

 

[Hypoxia]

You want to see hell? Hell on Earth will occur when Team Tromp dismantle Social Security and Medicare and the EPA and various agencies that bother regulating those who would poison or rob us. Bend over and smile, folks - here it comes!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

* sigh *

I recognize it was a cheesy joke. Though, it may have been in the running for best thread of the day on the GB.

 

[Lancecastor]

* sigh *

I recognize it was a cheesy joke. Though, it may have been in the running for best thread of the day on the GB.

Cheesy?

It's a gay presidential fellatio joke.

You blew past the exit to Cheesy a jason sedakis ago.

 

[trysail]

You want to see hell? Hell on Earth will occur when Team Tromp dismantle Social Security and Medicare and the EPA and various agencies that bother regulating those who would poison or rob us. Bend over and smile, folks - here it comes!

...and you're going to back up that prediction with your entire net worth.

Right ?



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[Typo Fu Master]

What's retirement?

By the time I'm able to, I won't be able to. They'll move the goal posts again or the funds will be gone.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

The bar was set really, really low.