Life of a small dick man

[fatherjohnaz]

The tragic tale a young man who gets rejected constantly because his package is to small. Will he ever find love? Or will he turn to crime?

 

[Carnevil9]

If he knows what's good for him, he will learn to lick pussy reeeeeeally good.

 

[CuMex1]

He finds love with an a very sexy, curvaceous woman. The relationship dynamic is instead of getting to penetrate her she demands that he goes down on her instead only to compensate for his shortcoming.

 

[Carnevil9]

Reminds me of the old joke. A man drops his pants to reveal a very tiny dick.

Woman: Who do you expect to please with that little thing?
Man: Me!

 

[Unblemished]

Will he ever find love? Or will he turn to crime?

I love that these are the only two options

Either our man finds his happily ever after or he breaks bad and becomes the Two-Inch Terror of the Criminal Underworld, there’s no grey area

 

[Abbafan]

The tragic tale a young man who gets rejected constantly because his package is to small. Will he ever find love? Or will he turn to crime?

the more realistic route and he gains a reputation for being magnificent in bed because he tries harder and is good at picking up on what women want.

 

[AlenaChase]

Whatever. Big is big and small is small, you can't change this really.

 

[Unblemished]

Whatever. Big is big and small is small, you can't change this really.

Straps and sheaths exist, so practically speaking, you can. Straps don’t finish early or go soft, either, unless you snap or melt them or something. And penetration isn’t the be-all and end-all for everyone.

I wouldn’t call “he becomes amazing in bed” the more realistic option, exactly, but he doesn’t have to be doomed to misery forever.

I still want to know what “turn to crime” entails in this context, though.

 

[RoperTrace]

I love that these are the only two options

Either our man finds his happily ever after or he breaks bad and becomes the Two-Inch Terror of the Criminal Underworld, there’s no grey area

I'm going with 'turns to crime.' Makes a better story.

 

[ElliottEden]

So why oh why is he always being rejected? This seems to be an offshoot of the 'bad boys get the girls but nice guys don't' trope?

Okay so the guy is going to end up - if he stays on the path of good and righteous - the CEO of some software company and worth billions. Hmmmm... so the janitors all have to sport Johnsons the length and girth of the sainted Johnny The Wadd? HR is gonna be a difficult job spot but hell, just cash those bonus checks boyz and girlz.

Or if he goes the dark side - this can be more fun IMHO - oh what sort of penis extenders will our non-hero get into? Hmmm... I envision... Guitar porn movie whaka whakka pedal always playing in the background. This guy is a throwback to the 70's. Mink coats. Stretch limousines as his usual ride but a full blown Hummer H2 getting a half mile to the gallon - PREMIUM WITH LEAD BITCHES - as his getaway ride. For those intimate evenings a Jaguar but with the front end extended another four feet - just because it says something about him... His shoes/boots/vest/underwear made from the leather of a variety of endangered species - but NOTHING RODENT SIZED! That'd get a beatdown from his henchman!

Oh yeah he's gonna be some criminal mastermind - always cerebral, leaving the fisticuffs to his misogynist henchmen. Who are probably all gay as hell - cause homey don't want no competition okay? He's gonna get the girl and not the hired help! Oh crap - oh no - I went FOUR PARAGRAPHS and have just started!

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

If he knows what's good for him, he will learn to lick pussy reeeeeeally good.

That's how I got my wife lol

 

[ElliottEden]

Oh Sirhugs you are our only hope I beseech you... P1.

P1 continued. (See what I did there?) So our - uhm... Average sized crim (who are we kidding okay? The guy hasn't been seen in a public shower since - well since he became a Lit condoned age okay?) just wants some lovin'. He's too - okay let's be real here. Outside of kidnapping he's not going to get some hotty since it just won't work porn wise. Our anti-hero is horny gosh darn it!

Enters Plain Jane Pureheart. To call her a butterface would be an insult - to all the actual girls who are definitely HOT except for... Ahem!. She's as straight as an arrow - with a body to match. No ass, no - you get the drift. Our hero Little Dick has known Jane since - whatever Lit censors allow. Way waaaaay back - to the day after their 19th birthday (which surprisingly is the same day cause our author is la-Laaazy...). Anyways - Paula likes our SPH anti-hero. But only as a friend. She has the hots for - Todd. What o what is our shoe size 4 mastermind to do? Kidnap Todd? Turn him over to his gay as fuck henchmen (probably not a bad idea to be honest - except Todd will enjoy the experience)?

 

[Kukem]

This is a solid idea that does use the nice guys finish last trope. As long as it is written well, has some humor and hot sex scenes, it could make a good story. Could fit into a lot of good genres. Do it up!

 

[Yarglenurp]

Crime time, baby!

 

[dodgeboy2]

The tragic tale a young man who gets rejected constantly because his package is to small. Will he ever find love? Or will he turn to crime?

Guess I am a romantic and think he will find love. Why you ask well myself I am a very small sized guy, not a micro-penis but well below most I have ever seen both online or in person. I had a fair amount of gf's but nothing longer than a bit less than 3 months, you see I am just a good looking guy whose endowment didn't seem to fit the picture. I finally met a girl at 24 who was a absolute beauty, barley over 5' by less than an inch, 95 lbs, blonde perfect hair and the greenest eyes I had seen in a long time. We hit if off but to be honest once sex was on the table I thought she would drift away like the others, but the most wonderous thing happened when she enjoyed being with me sexually and we have had a great life for 40 years and going strong. We have both aged and gained weight at this stage of our lives and I have to watch mine more carefully than ever since if I gain too much I am unable to penetrate her and she just has to suffer with my ravenous desire to eat her pussy and bring her to orgasm as often as she wants, which to be honest at our age has waned a bit but we still enjoy our time together.

So please if this story you must write please make it a happy ending, no not a euphemism, so all the smaller dicked men can feel they can win at life!!!!

 

[Yarglenurp]

Guess I am a romantic and think he will find love. Why you ask well myself I am a very small sized guy, not a micro-penis but well below most I have ever seen both online or in person. I had a fair amount of gf's but nothing longer than a bit less than 3 months, you see I am just a good looking guy whose endowment didn't seem to fit the picture. I finally met a girl at 24 who was a absolute beauty, barley over 5' by less than an inch, 95 lbs, blonde perfect hair and the greenest eyes I had seen in a long time. We hit if off but to be honest once sex was on the table I thought she would drift away like the others, but the most wonderous thing happened when she enjoyed being with me sexually and we have had a great life for 40 years and going strong. We have both aged and gained weight at this stage of our lives and I have to watch mine more carefully than ever since if I gain too much I am unable to penetrate her and she just has to suffer with my ravenous desire to eat her pussy and bring her to orgasm as often as she wants, which to be honest at our age has waned a bit but we still enjoy our time together.

So please if this story you must write please make it a happy ending, no not a euphemism, so all the smaller dicked men can feel they can win at life!!!!

lol, I think this is more about a fantasy than reality. Small-dicked guys who don’t make a big deal of having a small dick get by fine IRL, I think.

 

[dodgeboy2]

lol, I think this is more about a fantasy than reality. Small-dicked guys who don’t make a big deal of having a small dick get by fine IRL, I think.

I will be honest I think my size may have lost a few potential gf's faster that I would have liked and I will also say after stripping I had a few at least one night stands shall I say leave the building literally with my pants down.

I wasn't feeling quite the love until I met her and then I figured who the fuck cares about anyone else's opinion.

 

[Yarglenurp]

Possible, but my view is that anyone who stuck around because of dick size is probably not a good candidate for a life partner. Your small dick saved you from being with the wrong woman by keeping them away from you until the right one came along.

 

[MichelleSwan]

The tragic tale a young man who gets rejected constantly because his package is to small. Will he ever find love? Or will he turn to crime?

There are alot of women who enjoy anal sex with men who are smaller. Once the word gets around he will have plenty of opportunities.

 

[FiveInch033]

I strongly believe an honest approach is best. There are women out there who prefer smaller or don't care. Many of the women who don't care prefer foreplay over sex. Communication and patience is a key. Another key, is there are some women who like or need a big cock. Don't take it personnel. Everyone has their preferences. What I've found to be helpful is to tell a perspective partner you are smaller. If she doesn't see you again you know. If she proceeds you know how she feels. I had a friend who didn't like my cock and preferred bigger; we were friends for two years.

My thread about small cocks:

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/everything-about-small-penis-cocks.1613315/

A few of my stories. (My writing style isn't for everyone. I'm very detailed. My grammar isn't always the greatest. I try my best; I have dyslexia so I'll mess up the "grammar" part of writing.)

https://literotica.com/s/a-crush-a-milf-and-a-small-cock
This is about a Milf the character works with and knows. They both live in a small town.

https://literotica.com/s/crossing-the-mountain
This is a romance.

https://literotica.com/s/shanice-and-the-questionnaire
This is an interracial romance. The ebony woman has reservations about dating a white guy who is smaller.

https://literotica.com/s/she-liked-the-idea-of-rounds
This story is about a woman who is looking for a small guy. She answers a sex ad.

https://literotica.com/s/harmony-blessed-but-not-perfect
This is an interracial romance. An experienced woman is now looking for a man to marry.