Life is....

From this perspective, it can be rather easy for life to be better than a blow job....

:D
 
I thought life WAS a big blow job??? *sigh* I never get cliches right.
 
Blow, blow, blow my boat gently down the stream,
merrily, merrily, merrily,
swallowing all the semen.

Nursery ryhymes - you gotta love em.
 
Life Is

necissary for a blow job.


Generalized and Universalized Definition of Life
Primary Author: Benton Clark, LMA and Center for Astrobiology, C.U.
Presentation Type: Plenary Presentation
Session: Tuesday: …from so simple a beginning…

Attributes cited for life exceed 100. Here, fundamental characteristics are derived which are sufficiently generalized to encompass all that is "living" in the terrestrial biosphere. Other attributes are asserted to be derivative characteristics or innovative improvements, rather than essentials. The description is sufficiently universal for defining a variety of theoretical lifeforms (a) present on another planet, (b) created by test-tube biotechnology, (c) artificial inorganic emergent life, or (d) candidates for the first primitive forms of life. Past-problematical cases. e.g, viruses, prions, sterile organisms, organelles, anucleate cells, endospores, test-tube life, computer viruses, replicated robots, and evolutionary algorithms are unambiguously classifiable, but it is concluded that two terms are required: lifeform and organism, both "alive", with the former having proliferative properties enabled by embedded instructions, and the latter as physical entities capable of energy-channeling activities guided by internal instructions. This provides a rationale framework for detection of lifeforms yet to be discovered. Life is found to be more fundamental than attributes such as evolution, molecular species, compartmentalization, homeostasis, hierarchical complexity, enzyme catalysis, entropy, speciation, intelligence, independence, or spatial or temporal scale.
 
...tons better when you sleep through your first tattoo.











(It's really my tat and that's my leg it's on.)
 
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