Life is like...

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like pizza... you may have had better, but it's still pizza.

What are your favorite parts of life like?

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like.....

a bowl full of cherries.........they're all so sweet but which
one gets their pit to be "popped" first?

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like

Life is like a box of chocolates, but finding a partner is like an open box of chocolates, all the good ones have already be taken.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like driving: the guys always want to go fast when they enter a tunnel, and the gals always scream "slow down!"

 

[mayi]

Life is like

a nice warm hug, just when you think you are finished, you want to start all over again.

 

[peachey]

Life is Like......

A portion of Sweet and Sour ---Contrasting tastes that come together perfectly.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a banana split. It's better if there are a few nuts involved (yes, I know there are multiple meanings to 'nuts', I meant the 'foolish, eccentric, or crazy person ' definition... but go ahead and make your own joke if you must)

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like the comment often heard during the play by play of a point after touchdown kick... "it's up and it's good." And to score, it has to split the uprights. Wait, this metaphore is getting way too complicated...

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like air... it isn't important unless you aren't getting any.

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like.......

a juicy peach.

You can't just take a nibble........you have to bite into
it and devour it all.....and savor the luscious flavors it
offers.......

 

[mo69]

life is like

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!

 

[wordsmithe]

life is like a box of chocolates, and so is sex: sometimes you share it, sometimes you hide and enjoy it all by yourself (but never would admit it).

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like chosing yogurt over a man... sometimes you need something cultured

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like

a daily glass of milk.........you gotta have it at least once
a day!

 

[MissTaken]

Life is like

a washing machine.


Sometimes, it agitates.
Othertimes, it spins you into chaos.
And yet, othertimes, it is a warm, gentle cycle.

In any event, the job gets done!

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like computers... everyone wants a big hard drive, but most still have to deal with the occasional floppy

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like finger painting... it's only messy if you do it right

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a good book: if you skip straight to the climax, you miss most of the fun

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like bottled water... some people pay for it, even though there is usually some even better... to be had for free

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like

going to work.....there are many days where you just want
to say, "SCREW THIS"!

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a Western movie... sometimes you come out shooting, sometimes you're in for a long ride, sometimes your only companion is horse-faced, and sometimes the sidekick steals the scene.

 

[MissTaken]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like an oreo. You can eat the middle first or take the whole thing at once.



I know, lame.

But, philosopher was never my claim
to fame!

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like an oreo. You can eat the middle first or take the whole thing at once.



I know, lame.

But, philosopher was never my claim
to fame!

I like the Oreo analogy!

Very clever!

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a Godiva
chocolate martini......sensual, sinful, and with bite!

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like an oyster.....
takes some exploring to find "the pearl"........