Life is Just....

Re: ROFL

AngelicAssassin said:
More cleavage fruit ... how nice.

Um, AA? You stalking me now? :eek: You seem to have more than a passing interest in fruit cleavage yourself, and that makes me a wee bit nervous...

off to Google kinky fruit cleavage fetishes
 
No stalking allowed

D's mariposa said:
Um, AA? You stalking me now?
Newp, but i love the cheap thrill of watching you quail from the reminder of fruit cleavage.
D's mariposa said:
You seem to have more than a passing interest in fruit cleavage yourself, and that makes me a wee bit nervous...
i already implied what i would have done to a submissive acting a wee bit SAMmy had she mentioned cleavage of fruit to me ... http://www.1st-vets.org/forum/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif
 
Sammy? Moi? I'm sweet and innocent! Peach? offering a sweet, succelent, juicy peach.. Mmmmmmhhhh...
 
I'm thinking pie.










That was peach pie, you pervs! (D wants to know when they're gonna get here!)
 
That might take longer.

Your bet ... i called and raised.

If D wants the peaches, i'll send them.
 
He says he thinks he prefers the scourge! Actually, we can get peaches pretty easily here, but thanks for offering!:rose:
 
You and D in jail together.. Okay, that just scares me silly.. You'd sit there plotting the downfall of poor innocent subbies everywhere. I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight!
 
Re: Life is just...

A Desert Rose said:
... fun underthings shopping trip!


HI cellis! :kiss:


Hi Rosie!


That is my favorite fetish.... oh I need to go shopping too!
 
Okay, so I'm buying bras today.

I take two different styles in the fitting room and come out with them. The lady asks me how they fit and I told her that "this one (in my left hand) is a bit too tight around" and that I "didn't like the way the cup fit in this one," referring to the one in my right hand.

She said "I don't want to offend you honey, but you aren't a C cup."

LOL... Well... no shit.

I had accidently picked up one D cup and one C cup of 2 different styles and hadn't noticed. No wonder I didn't like how the cup fit, because... it DIDN'T.
 
You obviously need someone to help out with the fitting... :p

My lover recently bought a very short denim skirt, and had to take it back... she's gone down a size! She was ecstatic!
 
Yes, that's the truth. Have anyone in mind who would like to shop with me?

Or maybe I just need to put on my glasses and pay better attention.

And that's great for your lover. I remember when I dropped a size in jeans, I called my daughter from the fitting room, I was so excited.
 
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Speaking of your tits, we need to continue with the little experiment we started.
 
D's mariposa said:
I'm thinking pie.










That was peach pie, you pervs! (D wants to know when they're gonna get here!)

Would you call me a geek if I instantly thought of circles?
 
Xelebes said:
Would you call me a geek if I instantly thought of circles?

Nope! Cause, well, er, I'm known as the Geek Queen at work.. Or occasionally the Fount of Worthless Knowledge..
 
D's mariposa said:
Nope! Cause, well, er, I'm known as the Geek Queen at work.. Or occasionally the Fount of Worthless Knowledge..

wow, deja vu. Have I seen that pi thing on Lit before -- and this response, too? That I could have written -- though I think I prefer to be known as the Pit of Pointless Ponderings.

:rose:
 
Yes, well, the other moniker I've been moniked with is "Bitch Queen of Trivial Pursuit Land"..:eek: Sometimes when it's really slow and they won't give anyone an early release, we play team trivia pursuit. I'm usually my own team by myself.
 
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