T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
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- Nov 8, 2001
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The most bizarre and unfair thing about life
is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up all of
your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death.
What's that? A bonus? Someway to say
"Thanks for the contribution to this planet?"
I think the life-cycle is all backwards. Wouldn't it be great
if somehow when God created the heavens and earth, he did
things completely in reverse?
You should die first -- get it all over with, and you should
definitely have the choice of how to go.
Then you live in an old age home...The longer you stay,
the better you feel.
You get kicked out of the home when you're teeth grow back
and you can sustain a conversation that doesn't include
the words Early Bird, ShuffleBoard, Canasta or
Denture Cream.
You travel around the world on the fund that was put aside
for you coming out of retirement, and have no worries of
how much you will spend as you are about to get your
first job.
Sex is the best. No condoms, no Gel, as there
is no hope in hell that anyone will get pregnant. You
can experiment all you like. You don't have to worry
about remembering your partners names, as they don't
expect you to remember anything much.
You go to work, and they give you a gold watch so that you can
make sure that you are on time and that would save the
company that expensive and unsightly wall clock.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
Sex is still the best. Your partner is getting younger and
firmer all the time. Rather than getting bored with sex,
your new body and stamina makes for better and better
sex, with no need to stray for it to get better.
You quit your job and go to University where you actually want
to learn and are not there to find a career.
You do drugs, alcohol and party. Sex is still the best,
just because you are doing drugs, alcohol and partying.
You get ready for high school. You are not too concerned
about the size of your Penis or if your boobs are sagging.
You have had a great sex life, and if you are still interested
there are plenty of hot bodies who have seen it all.
You go to grade school and become a kid. You don't have to
worry about anyone coming in on you as you are
discovering yourself .
You play. You have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating. . .
Then, you finish off in one powerful final orgasm
is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up all of
your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death.
What's that? A bonus? Someway to say
"Thanks for the contribution to this planet?"
I think the life-cycle is all backwards. Wouldn't it be great
if somehow when God created the heavens and earth, he did
things completely in reverse?
You should die first -- get it all over with, and you should
definitely have the choice of how to go.
Then you live in an old age home...The longer you stay,
the better you feel.
You get kicked out of the home when you're teeth grow back
and you can sustain a conversation that doesn't include
the words Early Bird, ShuffleBoard, Canasta or
Denture Cream.
You travel around the world on the fund that was put aside
for you coming out of retirement, and have no worries of
how much you will spend as you are about to get your
first job.
Sex is the best. No condoms, no Gel, as there
is no hope in hell that anyone will get pregnant. You
can experiment all you like. You don't have to worry
about remembering your partners names, as they don't
expect you to remember anything much.
You go to work, and they give you a gold watch so that you can
make sure that you are on time and that would save the
company that expensive and unsightly wall clock.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
Sex is still the best. Your partner is getting younger and
firmer all the time. Rather than getting bored with sex,
your new body and stamina makes for better and better
sex, with no need to stray for it to get better.
You quit your job and go to University where you actually want
to learn and are not there to find a career.
You do drugs, alcohol and party. Sex is still the best,
just because you are doing drugs, alcohol and partying.
You get ready for high school. You are not too concerned
about the size of your Penis or if your boobs are sagging.
You have had a great sex life, and if you are still interested
there are plenty of hot bodies who have seen it all.
You go to grade school and become a kid. You don't have to
worry about anyone coming in on you as you are
discovering yourself .
You play. You have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating. . .
Then, you finish off in one powerful final orgasm
